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    Bayonetta

    Game » consists of 27 releases. Released Oct 29, 2009

    Bayonetta is a "non-stop action game" from PlatinumGames. The titular character is a witch who can use hair-based magic, as well as firearms attached to her feet, to battle fallen angels and other foes.

    A new trend?

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    #1  Edited By BoG
    Sarah Palin in real life, and in Video game form.
    Sarah Palin in real life, and in Video game form.

    Do you guys think Sarah Palin is the next up-and-coming action game star?
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    #2  Edited By BiggerBomb
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    #3  Edited By jakob187

    Lifelong member of the NRA starring in a game that should be NRA-sponsored and approved?  ROCKIN!

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    #4  Edited By Virago

    I would play that game so i could play as SP and die numerous times.

    in a loving and non hateful way.
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    #5  Edited By BiggerBomb
    Virago said:
    "I would play that game so i could play as SP and die numerous times.
     
    "

    :P
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    #6  Edited By ZeroCast

    Oh Snap! Now i know where i saw that face!

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    #7  Edited By kush
    Virago said:
    "I would play that game so i could play as SP and die numerous times.
    in a loving and non hateful way."
    Your hatred for Palin cracks me up...I'd say who it reminds me of...but that would make you go insane.
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    #8  Edited By Emilio

    Man, Palin is so fi-yine in game and RL form.

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    #9  Edited By jakob187
    Emilio said:
    "Man, Palin is so fi-yine in game and RL form."
    /agree
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    #10  Edited By tekmojo

    only a sex game

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    #11  Edited By Black_Rose

    What the hell?

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    #12  Edited By jakob187

    One other thing:  was it kinda awkward whenever the camera did that move where it went from the chick's back UNDER HER LEGS while she was spreadin' eagle and coming around to the front?  I don't know...it was just really...weird.

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    #13  Edited By LoZone

    i think sarah palin is a stupid redneck bitch.

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    #14  Edited By BiggerBomb
    LoZone said:
    "i think sarah palin is a stupid redneck bitch."

    Woah, there. No need to be so nice.
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    #15  Edited By pause422
    LoZone said:
    "i think sarah palin is a stupid redneck bitch."
    hah.
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    #16  Edited By jakob187
    LoZone said:
    "i think sarah palin is a stupid redneck bitch."
    But she's a stupid redneck bitch that puts out...and that's what I want leadin' my country.   = D
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    holyshit i knew i reconised her

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    #18  Edited By Vinchenzo

    No wonder I thought the chick from Bayonetta looked ugly. The Japs should make their characters Asian -- way more hotsicles.

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    #19  Edited By Shadow

    This movie WILL come to pass.  It's only a matter of time.  And then they will make a game of it.  And then Walmart will implode

      

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    #20  Edited By BoG
    LoZone said:
    "i think sarah palin is a stupid redneck bitch."
    Oh, and what does this have to do with ANYTHING?
    Also, I giggled at that movie.
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    #21  Edited By BiggerBomb

    That video is awful. It's Sara Palin, how do you not make something funny out of that?

    Fail video is ultimate fail.

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    #22  Edited By jakob187

    As I'm a Republican supporter, the video wasn't funny.

    If I wasn't a Republican supporter...the video still wouldn't be funny.  Fail video is indeed ultimate fail.  = P
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    #23  Edited By HandsomeDead

    Not very funny, but I wouldn't be surprised if some people totally love it, what with the whole cult of personality thing going on in American politics. Adjective noun is adjective.

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    #24  Edited By Relys

    She's been fine as my Governor.

    I don't know why you all have your pants in a wad.

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    #25  Edited By jakob187
    Relys said:
    "She's been fine as my Governor.

    I don't know why you all have your pants in a wad."
    I don't have my pants in a wad.  I'm just trying to get my wad in her pants.  = D
    buh-duh-DING!
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    #26  Edited By BiggerBomb
    Relys said:
    "She's been fine as my Governor.

    I don't know why you all have your pants in a wad."

    Because she is dumb as a rock.
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    #27  Edited By Tomzombie

    shes like a blond person stereotype but has black hair

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    #28  Edited By BiggerBomb

    Brown hair.

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    #29  Edited By Carlos

    LOL no wonder i didnt like that trailer...

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    #30  Edited By BlackWaterCO
    LoZone said:
    "i think sarah palin is a stupid redneck bitch."

    Cool. If I ever met you, I'd punch you in your fucking fat liberal face
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    #31  Edited By BiggerBomb
    BlackWaterCO said:
    "LoZone said:
    "i think sarah palin is a stupid redneck bitch."

    Cool. If I ever met you, I'd punch you in your fucking face"

    Cool. She supports charging rape victims for their own rape kits.
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    #32  Edited By jakob187
    BlackWaterCO said:
    "LoZone said:
    "i think sarah palin is a stupid redneck bitch."

    Cool. If I ever met you, I'd punch you in your fucking fat liberal face"
    WHOA!  WHOOOOOOOA!
    whoa
























    Okay, now you can punch.
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    #33  Edited By HandsomeDead
    LoZone said:
    "i think sarah palin is a stupid redneck bitch."
    I thought rednecks were from Texas and stuff? Or are you just being insulting?
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    #34  Edited By jakob187

    Right now, we are in a time in our country where we need to focus on the important issues at hand, like why there aren't more MILFs in video games.  As President, John McCain will ensure that Sarah Palin is exploited in every medium possible in as many orifices as possible to please the American people the way that they should be pleased.

    McCain approves this ad.
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    #35  Edited By shotaro
    Shadow said:
    "

    This movie WILL come to pass.  It's only a matter of time.  And then they will make a game of it.  And then Walmart will implode

      

    "
    holy shit

    me want!!!
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    #36  Edited By Systech

    So when a women has brown hair and you stick a pair of glasses on her, she automatically looks like Sarah Palin?

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    #37  Edited By LuckyWanderDude
    BlackWaterCO said:
    "LoZone said:
    "i think sarah palin is a stupid redneck bitch."

    Cool. If I ever met you, I'd punch you in your fucking fat liberal face"
    I like how this clown uses the term liberal as an insult. I guess if I were as dumb as a pile of dirt I might be confused by the term too.
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    #38  Edited By atejas

    CANNOT UNSEE.

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    #39  Edited By BiggerBomb
    LuckyWanderDude said:
    "BlackWaterCO said:
    "LoZone said:
    "i think sarah palin is a stupid redneck bitch."

    Cool. If I ever met you, I'd punch you in your fucking fat liberal face"
    I like how this clown uses the term liberal as an insult. I guess if I were as dumb as a pile of dirt I might be confused by the term too."

    Thank you.
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    #40  Edited By BlackWaterCO

    Liberals are pieces of scum

    Anti Bible, Anti War and Anti Freedom

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    #41  Edited By LuckyWanderDude
    BlackWaterCO said:
    "Liberals are pieces of scum

    Anti Bible, Anti War and Anti Freedom"
    Liberal means free. The freedom to dislike war and the freedom to choose religion. You're the non-patriotic piece of garbage that's been screwing up this country. If you don't like what we stand for why don't you leave?
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    #42  Edited By BiggerBomb
    BlackWaterCO said:
    "Liberals are pieces of scum

    Anti Bible, Anti War and Anti Freedom"

    You fucking retarded hick, you have no idea what you are talking about. Liberal means open minded and open to change. You think being anti war is a bad thing? It is a bad thing that I don't want our soldiers to die? It is a bad thing that I don't want to risk our country's reputation and more importantly, freedom so we can invade countries that we don't belong in?You're not American if you think needless bloodshed is patriotic, you're an idiot.

    It's funny, anti Bible is anti-American? Anti Bible, really? Hmmm, I was under the impression that we have freedom of religion. I was under the impression that I could say fuck you to the Bible, because I can. Because I have the freedom to do so. I was also under the impression that we have a doctrine that says we must have separation of church and state. Aka, you don't have to be religious to love your country.

    What is freedom to you? Allowing everyone to own whatever gun they want with no consequences? Sure that might be fine in butt-fuck nowhere, where all you do is shoot moose. What do you think happens when you remove all firearm restrictions in cities? Hm? Think about it.

    Or is freedom letting oil companies fuck up the earth, burning fossil fuels until there is so much carbon in the air that our wild life becomes extinct?

    What the fuck does freedom mean to you?
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    #43  Edited By LuckyWanderDude
    BiggerBomb said:
    "BlackWaterCO said:
    "Liberals are pieces of scum

    Anti Bible, Anti War and Anti Freedom"

    You fucking retarded hick, you have no idea what you are talking about. Liberal means open minded and open to change. You think being anti war is a bad thing? It is a bad thing that I don't want our soldiers to die? It is a bad thing that I don't want to risk our country's reputation and more importantly, freedom so we can invade countries that we don't belong in?You're not American if you think needless bloodshed is patriotic, you're an idiot.

    It's funny, anti Bible is anti-American? Anti Bible, really? Hmmm, I was under the impression that we have freedom of religion. I was under the impression that I could say fuck you to the Bible, because I can. Because I have the freedom to do so. I was also under the impression that we have a doctrine that says we must have separation of church and state. Aka, you don't have to be religious to love your country.

    What is freedom to you? Allowing everyone to own whatever gun they want with no consequences? Sure that might be fine in butt-fuck nowhere, where all you do is shoot moose. What do you think happens when you remove all firearm restrictions in cities? Hm? Think about it.

    Or is freedom letting oil companies fuck up the earth, burning fossil fuels until there is so much carbon in the air that our wild life becomes extinct?

    What the fuck does freedom mean to you?"
    Well said!
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    #44  Edited By BlackWaterCO

    lol, at your crying

    everything you said is so assbackwards

    lolololol roll around obamas cock

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    #45  Edited By BiggerBomb
    BlackWaterCO said:
    "lol, at your crying

    everything you said is so assbackwards

    lolololol roll around obamas cock"

    Ok, I will make my sentences short. In fact, I will make them questions and I would like you to answer them

    1. Why is it bad that I do not like wars?

    2. Why do I have to read the Bible to love freedom?

    3. Why is it ok to allow our wildlife to die?

    4.
      a. Why should we have no gun restrictions?
      b. If we had no gun restrictions, what do you think would happen?

    5. Why do Liberals hate freedom?

    Thank you.
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    #46  Edited By BoG

    Ok, this isn't a political debate thread or an insult each other thread. Cool it down Blackwaer and bomb, let us all be friends and hold hands.

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    #47  Edited By BiggerBomb
    BoG said:
    "Ok, this isn't a political debate thread or an insult each other thread. Cool it down Blackwaer and bomb, let us all be friends and hold hands."

    You posted a picture of Sarah Palin. What did you think was going to happen? D:
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    #48  Edited By BoG

    I just wanted to point how similar Sarah Palin and Bayonetta are in regards to looks, and I'm sure their love of guns.

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    #49  Edited By jakob187
    BoG said:
    "I just wanted to point how similar Sarah Palin and Bayonetta are in regards to looks, and I'm sure their love of guns."
    Palin is hot in that Van Halen Hot For Teacher way.  Yeah, definitely do her.
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    #50  Edited By BlackWaterCO

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