Do you find Bayonetta attractive?

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#1 Posted by xyzygy (10079 posts) -
#2 Posted by 71Ranchero (2834 posts) -

No, the hair ruins it.

#3 Posted by Creamypies (4091 posts) -

Not particularly. She's totally out of proportion.

#4 Posted by xyzygy (10079 posts) -

At first I would have said no. But after playing the game and getting to know her, she's awesome and very attractive. She's so funny and badass and just a really strong character and you can tell they put a lot of thought into her. What do you guys think, and tell if you have actually played the game or not.

#5 Posted by Feser (543 posts) -

If the poll stays that way I suddenly have alot more respect for mankind. (Currently at no).
#6 Posted by Symphony (1912 posts) -
@Atramentous said:
" No, the hair ruins it. "
Pfft, that's the coolest part!
 
Hair Dragon Go!
#7 Posted by JacDG (2131 posts) -

No, because she is a videogame character.

#8 Posted by Diamond (8634 posts) -
@JacDG: I'm willing to take this further.
 
Bayonetta is one of the least attractive female videogame characters, IMO.
#9 Posted by 71Ranchero (2834 posts) -
@Symphony said:
" @Atramentous said:
" No, the hair ruins it. "
Pfft, that's the coolest part!  Hair Dragon Go! "
I dont mean that stuff, I mean the huge knot on the top of her head.
#10 Posted by xyzygy (10079 posts) -
@JacDG: Duh. But she still has her own look and style. That's what I'm asking, if you like that look and style.
#11 Posted by JJOR64 (19070 posts) -

When she is wearing her kimono outfit, she looks even sexier.
 
YES

#12 Posted by krazy_kyle (715 posts) -
@Feser:
At least there is a glimmer of hope for the human race after all :P lol
#13 Posted by Veektarius (5031 posts) -

Voted no.  Weird hairstyle, no cleavage, looks kind of old.  Maybe if I were an ass man.

#14 Posted by PureRok (4236 posts) -

I find her to be pretty ugly, actually. On the edge of repulsive.

#15 Posted by Feser (543 posts) -
@krazy_kyle: 
When I voted only 15% thought she was attractive. Goddamit, I knew I couldn't trust mankind! 
@Diamond
said:
" @JacDG: I'm willing to take this further.
 
Bayonetta is one of the least attractive female videogame characters, IMO. "

Speak the truth, man. Speak the truth. 
#16 Posted by ToadRunner (277 posts) -

TIME TO GO VROOM!

#17 Posted by MeierTheRed (4941 posts) -

Wow Giantbomb you surprise me, i was dead set on seeing that YES would lead, to my astonishment it actually NO, so most of us are actually sane in the mind.

#18 Posted by Creamypies (4091 posts) -
@Veektarius said:

" Voted no.  Weird hairstyle, no cleavage, looks kind of old.  Maybe if I were an ass man. "

I'm sorry for this... but... it had to be done.
 
 
#19 Posted by mordukai (7185 posts) -

Maybe that's why the developers made sure you could play this game with one hand.  
 
I voted No. I don't find her attractive at all. 

#20 Posted by ToadRunner (277 posts) -
@pornstorestiffi: Your name is pornstorestiffi. 'Nuff said.
 
My vote would be yes, but shes like 12 feet tall. my height limit stops at shaq.
#21 Posted by punkxblaze (2990 posts) -

No. God no. Hell fucking no. She's just way too freakishly out of proportion. I understand that long legs are sexy, but there's a pretty wide gap between long legs and legs that are about the size of a small man.

#22 Posted by AjayRaz (12477 posts) -
@JJOR64 said:
" When she is wearing her kimono outfit, she looks even sexier.  YES "
DUDE WHAT I WANT TO SEE THAT NOW 
#23 Posted by Veektarius (5031 posts) -
@creamypies:  
Thanks for that.
#24 Posted by ZenaxPure (2569 posts) -
@punkxblaze said:
" No. God no. Hell fucking no. She's just way too freakishly out of proportion. I understand that long legs are sexy, but there's a pretty wide gap between long legs and legs that are about the size of a small man. "
I feel exactly the same way man, her legs just scare me. 
#25 Posted by Geno (6477 posts) -

I like her voice, if that counts.
#26 Posted by intoblivion (314 posts) -

Nope.

#27 Posted by Ghostiet (5345 posts) -

The hair is a pit off putting. Although I like the librarian motif and the fact that she moves in an extremely sexy way.

Shit, if every woman in Earth would take a lolipop in her mouth like she does, we would have to kill each other every 30 seconds to prevent overpopulating the planet.

#28 Posted by JJOR64 (19070 posts) -
@AjayRaz said:
" @JJOR64 said:
" When she is wearing her kimono outfit, she looks even sexier.  YES "
DUDE WHAT I WANT TO SEE THAT NOW  "

#29 Posted by AjayRaz (12477 posts) -
@JJOR64 said:
" @AjayRaz said:
" @JJOR64 said:
" When she is wearing her kimono outfit, she looks even sexier.  YES "
DUDE WHAT I WANT TO SEE THAT NOW  "

"
i'll be honest. the hair looks kind of weird with the dress, but except that it's AWESOME.
#30 Posted by hyperslug (181 posts) -

Not at all, she doesn't look human!

#31 Posted by MikkaQ (10344 posts) -

No, she looks like a weird twig-alien lady.

#32 Posted by ImperiousRix (2963 posts) -

Sure, why not.  She's totally nuts, which I like in a girl.

Not to mention the accent.

#33 Posted by PistolPackinPoet (211 posts) -
@creamypies said:
" Not particularly. She's totally out of proportion. "
#34 Posted by JeffGoldblum (3716 posts) -
@Diamond said:
" @JacDG: I'm willing to take this further.
 
Bayonetta is one of the least attractive female videogame characters, IMO. "
  
  'nuff said
#35 Posted by Creamypies (4091 posts) -
@JeffGoldblum: Baha! I forgot about that QL! That's one of my faves!
#36 Posted by Kibblez (702 posts) -

Be honest guys - Milfy librarian with hot english accent with long legs and some plump breasts. Whats not to like?

#37 Posted by VilhelmNielsen (1744 posts) -

Yes. I want to puke everytime I see her, and I find her disgusting and weird.
 
That's what attractive means, right?

#38 Posted by MeierTheRed (4941 posts) -
@ToadRunner said:
" @pornstorestiffi: Your name is pornstorestiffi. 'Nuff said.  My vote would be yes, but shes like 12 feet tall. my height limit stops at shaq. "
What does my name on GB have to with with my NO vote? she is creepy as hell i would not hit that.
#39 Posted by Kombat (2205 posts) -

Yep.  Then again, I have a thing for game and anime chicks.  you won't find me whacking off to them in a corner somewhere or anything, but I'm willing to admit whether or not I find women of the virtual kind attractive.

#40 Posted by CharlesAlanRatliff (5463 posts) -

Yes, very much so.
 
 
I want to be with her.

#41 Posted by spankingaddict (2740 posts) -

kinda, at first no, but its starting to grow on me... ooo

#42 Posted by xyzygy (10079 posts) -
@Feser: Hehe, Yes has overtaken :P
#43 Posted by CitizenKane (10508 posts) -

In the Meghan Fox mold where you really want to have sex with her, but you're afraid she'll slit your throat during or afterward.

#44 Posted by LiquidPrince (16183 posts) -

No not really.

#45 Posted by Linkyshinks (9880 posts) -

She could wrap her legs around a man twice if she needed to.

#46 Posted by inkeiren (989 posts) -

I find her hilarious. I mean that with no malice. I laugh on the inside and, every so often, on the outside when watching cutscenes and such from Bayonetta.

#47 Posted by Dirty_Harry (717 posts) -

nahh man

#48 Posted by InfernoChaos (33 posts) -

I don't find her attractive. But I do love her personality and how "classy" she is!

#49 Edited by Coombs (3449 posts) -
Haven't played it but No.
She looks like a creepy, Athletic librarian....... With big guns, Even more creepy.....
 
 
@creamypies:
That's one "BadAss" montage
 
 @JeffGoldblum:  
THEY'RE DILDOS!!!!!
#50 Edited by HitmanAgent47 (8576 posts) -

Tbh, she could be better. Maybe the problem is that not alot of us has a glasses fetish.

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