Rub one out while playing Bayonetta

#1 Edited by Gav47 (1542 posts) -
#2 Posted by JJWeatherman (14552 posts) -

lmao

#3 Posted by JacobBrodersen (316 posts) -

Hahahahahahahahaha! Thats brilliant!

#4 Posted by MrKlorox (11197 posts) -

 Eh... the video shows the game played with the right hand... I dunno about that.

#5 Posted by JJWeatherman (14552 posts) -
@MrKlorox said:
"  Eh... the video shows the game played with the right hand... I dunno about that. "
That's because the devs knew of this plan so they designed it that way so that it will feel like someone else is doing it.
 
My god this topic is filthy!   :P
#6 Posted by Gav47 (1542 posts) -

You love it ^_^

#7 Posted by GalacticPunt (1014 posts) -
@JJWeatherman: "The Stranger" Mode confirmed!
#8 Posted by Hockeymask27 (3683 posts) -

I was hoping your topic title was play on words. Sadly I just lost more faith in humanity.

#9 Posted by Cerza (1653 posts) -

This is both hilarious and sad. So very sad...

#10 Posted by skrutop (3615 posts) -
@MrKlorox said:
"  Eh... the video shows the game played with the right hand... I dunno about that. "
It's fine, you just have to go overhand.
#11 Posted by VWGTI (1919 posts) -

I don't even know what to say about this. The game is actually looking pretty good though considering I wasn't too impressed a few months back.

#12 Posted by Tiwi (1401 posts) -
@JJWeatherman said:
" lmao "
only response
#13 Posted by Gav47 (1542 posts) -
@skrutop said:
" @MrKlorox said:
"  Eh... the video shows the game played with the right hand... I dunno about that. "
It's fine, you just have to go overhand. "
Nice
#14 Posted by pornstorestiffi (4908 posts) -

The thought of a guy rubbing one out to a video game, is just sad and so pathetic.

#15 Posted by MetalGearSunny (6986 posts) -

I guess this makes it an instant buy! Sure I'd have to go left handed but I could manage it.
 
XD

#16 Posted by Dauragon (554 posts) -

I am so beating the whole game like that. Best easy mode ever.

#17 Posted by Seedofpower (3924 posts) -

God, Japanese are weird.

#18 Posted by MattyFTM (14327 posts) -

I didn't think it was possible for something to be the dumbest thing ever, and the most awesome thing ever at the same time.

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#19 Edited by Mikemcn (6936 posts) -

Wow..... lol
 
 
Anyone notice that most of the Kotaku comments focus on the fact that this mode will actually be useful for non distrubing things? Talk about a difference in community lol

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#20 Posted by mordukai (7125 posts) -
@MattyFTM said:
" I didn't think it was possible for something to be the dumbest thing ever, and the most awesome thing ever at the same time. "
LOL
#21 Posted by WallacetheGreat (555 posts) -

This has really brightened my day. Thank you Japan, thank you.

#22 Posted by JJOR64 (18881 posts) -

Now if they only added one-hand controls to this game:
 

The box art doesn't need any descriptions.
#23 Posted by Hitchenson (4682 posts) -
@JJOR64: But where are mah doodz?!
#24 Posted by Toxin066 (3250 posts) -

I've been gaming one handed for years. I'm used to the left hand buisness. I mean, you gotta have one hand on the mouse, right?   WOO. I'm going to be amazing at very easy automatic play. \m/

#25 Edited by Ghostiet (5208 posts) -

I have a girlfriend.

Shit, now I'm jealous about single guys.

#26 Posted by Scooper (7882 posts) -

I hear you can also have Rumble Massage running at the same time on the 2nd controller.

#27 Posted by ArbitraryWater (11413 posts) -

We are all such terrible people.

#28 Posted by MetalGearSunny (6986 posts) -
@Mikemcn said:
" Wow..... lol  Anyone notice that most of the Kotaku comments focus on the fact that this mode will actually be useful for non distrubing things? Talk about a difference in community lol "
#29 Posted by Gamer_152 (14049 posts) -

I'm not sure whether to be more worried about this or the fact that I just found out there are about 3 different Xbox 360 community games that use the controller for "massage" purposes.

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#30 Posted by Dethfish (3617 posts) -

I'm not very good at multitasking

#31 Posted by Absurd (2934 posts) -
@JJWeatherman said:
" @MrKlorox said:
"  Eh... the video shows the game played with the right hand... I dunno about that. "
That's because the devs knew of this plan so they designed it that way so that it will feel like someone else is doing it.  My god this topic is filthy!   :P "
True
#32 Posted by xCompanionxCubex (156 posts) -

Man... i think i'm just very, VERY concerned right now...

#33 Posted by Aas (603 posts) -

I'm left-handed. Thanks Sega!

#34 Posted by Lies (3866 posts) -
@JJOR64 said:
" Now if they only added one-hand controls to this game:
 
The box art doesn't need any descriptions.
"
Pretty sure you can play it with one hand. It's listed on the One-Handed Game page at least.
 
(Yes I already added Bayonetta :P)
#35 Posted by ryanwho (12082 posts) -

Porn is free guys. This isn't the 1990s where you have to dance around shit like Swinsuit Issues and Maxim subscriptions. Porn is viewed by everyone all the time, just go watch porn cmon now.

#36 Posted by JJOR64 (18881 posts) -
@Lies said:
" @JJOR64 said:
" Now if they only added one-hand controls to this game:
 
The box art doesn't need any descriptions.
"
Pretty sure you can play it with one hand. It's listed on the One-Handed Game page at least.  (Yes I already added Bayonetta :P) "
I didn't even know that concept page existed.  :P
#37 Posted by addictedtopinescent (3645 posts) -

It's good that they   acknowledge the fact that the games is..you know...for teens....:D

#38 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3720 posts) -

This means that If Vinny chooses this as the next game to Endurance Run it's going to be a 3 minute Endurance Run.
#39 Posted by Shadow (4977 posts) -

Finally, a game suited for the average person on xbox live who normally only plays Call of Duty

#40 Posted by Gav47 (1542 posts) -
#41 Posted by Sanj (2338 posts) -

Oh my LOL.
#42 Posted by Kohe321 (3522 posts) -

I laughed, I'll admit it.

#43 Posted by PureRok (4235 posts) -

Why not just save yourself the money and not buy a crap game like Bayonetta to begin with?

#44 Posted by Grim_Fandango (258 posts) -

I'm not gonna be able to sleep with this topic around... God dammit Bayonetta, why were you developed... I think I just died a little inside because of this announcement...

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