This game would be way too easy if you played as a guy

#1 Posted by Landon (4164 posts) -

You would climax almost immediately when fighting bosses. They wouldn't have been NEARLY as long.

#2 Posted by Icemael (6364 posts) -

Yeah. You can't have a "constant climax action" game with a male lead. I mean, guys can't have multiple orgasms, so it would've been more of an "occasional climax action" game.

#3 Posted by mikeeegeee (1575 posts) -

This is my favorite thread in the entire world.

#4 Posted by yeahno (269 posts) -

HEYOOOO! :D

#5 Posted by MisoRonery (470 posts) -

If every combat encounter lasted about two minutes, and was then followed by an hour break where you were laying on your back eating sandwiches, I would fight the demons myself.

#6 Posted by TsuHai (109 posts) -

Have you ever thought that a male protagonist wouldn't be that intensely stimulated by two-headed dragons with face upside down?  
naaah, what am i talking about - every man loves two-headed-upside-down.
#7 Posted by Yummylee (22572 posts) -

lol har har =P
#8 Posted by leviathan (197 posts) -

pure win. all of this thread.

#9 Posted by RiddleBrother (511 posts) -
@Icemael said:
I mean, guys can't have multiple orgasms, so it would've been more of an "occasional climax action" game. "
This isn't the place to discuss this, but you're wrong.
#10 Posted by Delta_Ass (3282 posts) -
@RiddleBrother said:
" @Icemael said:
I mean, guys can't have multiple orgasms, so it would've been more of an "occasional climax action" game. "
This isn't the place to discuss this, but you're wrong. "
Hmmm, your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
#11 Posted by Icemael (6364 posts) -
@RiddleBrother said:
" @Icemael said:
I mean, guys can't have multiple orgasms, so it would've been more of an "occasional climax action" game. "
This isn't the place to discuss this, but you're wrong. "
Fine, most guys can't have multiple orgasms.
#12 Posted by FlipperDesert (2106 posts) -

Came in to the thread with low expectations, was left pleasantly surprised. 8/10

#13 Edited by Aaox (1657 posts) -

That sounds like a great mod. Just have a guy run into a room, punch a boss once and then go 'O- Oh god,' and run out.

#14 Posted by ZenaxPure (2569 posts) -
@FlipperDesert said:
" Came in to the thread with low expectations, was left pleasantly surprised. 8/10 "
I agree completely. Oh man it is all so true. Should clearly be DLC titled Occasional Climax Action.
#15 Posted by OmegaPirate (5522 posts) -

Reckon there would also be less incidental dialogue? and longer load times to account for naps?

#16 Posted by Emandudeguyperson (2501 posts) -
@TsuHai said:
" Have you ever thought that a male protagonist wouldn't be that intensely stimulated by two-headed dragons with face upside down?  naaah, what am i talking about - every man loves two-headed-upside-down. "
Oh shit hahahahahaha
#17 Posted by Snail (8662 posts) -

Congratulations, this thread is win.

#18 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6320 posts) -
@Landon: 
http://www.instantrimshot.com/
#19 Posted by CaptainTightPants (2834 posts) -

And it would be even better if a GUY were doing the moves.

#20 Posted by wolf_blitzer85 (5293 posts) -

Haha nice thread....and true!

#21 Posted by Laz (16 posts) -
@FlipperDesert said:
" Came in to the thread with low expectations, was left pleasantly surprised. 8/10 "
I could not have said it better myself...
 
This thread is total win!

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