Bethesda is offering to give away every game they've ever made...

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#51 Posted by Mars_Cleric (1595 posts) -

you kid will be scarred for life 
but hey, free games!
#52 Posted by kishan6 (1914 posts) -

Adoption is the only solution

#53 Posted by Afroman269 (7387 posts) -

Wow, this is messed up but also kinda funny....

#54 Posted by Djeffers03 (2545 posts) -

God I hope nobody does this.

#55 Posted by AjayRaz (12440 posts) -

holy shit awesome

#56 Posted by shulinchung (181 posts) -

So Bethesda is asking people to ruin their children's life to get free Bethesda's games? They bastards! 
I WILL NOT BUY ANY GAMES PUBLISHED BY THEM FROM NOW ON!
#57 Posted by gamefreak9 (2370 posts) -
@MattyFTM said:
" Why couldn't they have let us know sooner?  Even if I impregnate a woman today, it's going to be born after that. "
would be close, i think theres ways to rush it... some kind of pill, impregnate her now and figure it out on the way. 
#58 Posted by ArbitraryWater (11908 posts) -

It's my birthday on 11/11/11. Do I get all their games for free?

#59 Edited by shulinchung (181 posts) -
@ArbitraryWater: 
 
You are 100 years old? O_o 
Or you haven't  been born yet?
#60 Posted by Skald (4369 posts) -
@ArbitraryWater said:
" It's my birthday on 11/11/11. Do I get all their games for free? "
Ask them if you can change your name on your birthday and get the same prize.
#61 Posted by Jasta (2217 posts) -

Jokes on the unborn children of Bethesda's biggest fans, Good luck to all those participating...I guess.

#62 Posted by Sumbog (491 posts) -

Wait, does it include Bethesda published games? or just developed?

#63 Edited by Moth_Pope (456 posts) -

Perfect. My son, Uriel Septim, always wanted a little brother or sister.

#64 Posted by JeanLuc (3590 posts) -

So... 
 
 Who wants to have sex?

#65 Posted by Gamer_152 (14091 posts) -

You can't put a price on being able to shape your child's future... Unless that price is winning moderately thrilling prizes on the internet.

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#66 Posted by CharlesAlanRatliff (5441 posts) -

Time to induce labor early on a Craigslist prostitute!

#67 Posted by Mesklinite (807 posts) -

Made that his middle name

#68 Posted by Scaifism (4 posts) -

his therapist might find it amusing

#69 Posted by TheDudeOfGaming (6078 posts) -

I see no point in Bethesda's actions...

#70 Posted by Genjai (300 posts) -
@Toms115 said:

" confirmed: bethesda - aggressively pro-life. "

lawlz.
 
Also, with any luck, my wife and I will have a child born that day, with any un-luck I will name him Dovahkiin and my wife will kill me dead.
#71 Posted by iDarktread (1206 posts) -
@Mr_Skeleton said:
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Yep, it's totally worth ruining your child's life for $400.

"
This, but with less sarcasm. 

/sarcasm
#72 Posted by CL60 (16906 posts) -

Honestly, I don't see what's so bad about that name that you're all saying it would scar the child for life. it's far better than a lot of stupid names I've seen.

#73 Posted by Bwast (1342 posts) -

Now women can't turn me down...right? 
 
Right?

#74 Posted by OmegaChosen (646 posts) -

The name sounds pretty rad if you ask me. Besides, it means Dragonborn. You can't beat that.

#75 Posted by mrfizzy (1541 posts) -
@MattyFTM said:
" Why couldn't they have let us know sooner?  Even if I impregnate a woman today, it's going to be born after that. "
fair complaint. 

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