Interesting Amazon Review:

#1 Edited by TripMasterMunky (2403 posts) -
" 5/5 Stars.
You are Winner


This is the most important game ever made. It raises questions that few others do, such as "aren't we all just racing against ourselves anyway?" and "what would the world be like without police?" and "Wouldn't it be wonderful to not have the laws of physics?" It also takes on very important metaphysical questions with a clarity reminiscent of Descartes: What can I actually know about the world around me? Can I really trust what my eyes are seeing?

For example the use of bridges in the game; are they really there or are they an illusion? If I choose one of the five available trucks will it work or is it only the illusion of a truck? There is so much hidden depth to this game that many, many reviewers are totally missing when they blindly criticize its meager graphics, dysfunctional AI, and total lack of audio. These are merely surface issues. The heart and soul of the game is the valuable critique it offers of reality.

If you want to expand your mind and wisdom, buy this game. It will broaden your horizons and teach you to view the world in profound new ways. "
#2 Posted by Claude (16254 posts) -

Was this written by Alex Navarro by chance?

#3 Posted by jakob187 (21728 posts) -
@TripMasterMunky: Looks like Jeff is gonna have to start YET ANOTHER website.  Hopefully it won't be jeffgerstmannshowsyouhowtoautofellatio.com.
#4 Posted by Ping5000 (385 posts) -

Hurk.

#5 Posted by SenatorSpacer (432 posts) -

Wow, I should stop reviewing games knowing that I'll never be able write like him.

#6 Posted by TwoOneFive (9459 posts) -

easily one of the best reviews ever written. 

#7 Posted by bjorno (1429 posts) -

Finally an honest and true review.

#8 Posted by Disgaeamad (1342 posts) -

This man tackles matters that were previously unknown to me.

#9 Edited by keyhunter (3207 posts) -
TripMasterMunky said:
" 5/5 Stars. You are WinnerThis is the most important game ever made. It raises questions that few others do, ... [more]
 Some versions of Big Rigs Over The Road Racing have audio. Theres like 7 different audio tracks. Not even Forza 2 has 7 originally written pieces of music.
#10 Posted by lord_canti (1518 posts) -

that is the most deep and meaningfull ......pile of horse cr**

#11 Posted by bjorno (1429 posts) -

5 pieces of original music.
Find them here http://www.somuchdamage.com/stuff/BROTRR/

#12 Posted by gimmysumcowbel (418 posts) -

now thats a great review

#13 Posted by Red (5994 posts) -

Best review I've read since RPGamer's Pokemon Platinum Review.

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