Billy Mitchell is a badass, his USA tie is badass, you're jealous

#1 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3720 posts) -
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#2 Posted by sdodd02 (722 posts) -

lmao, he was such an ass in king of kong.

#3 Posted by BranDong (238 posts) -

I certainly wouldn't want to take a round house kick to the face from him wearing that!  (Napoleon Dynamite ref)

#4 Posted by dirtfern2 (15 posts) -

dude I am completely jealous.

#5 Posted by Wolverine (4281 posts) -

I am jelous, he holds the record for the highest score in Burger Time.

#6 Posted by MisoRonery (470 posts) -

Nobody screws with Mr. Awesome and gets away with it.  Nobody.

He needs to get back to flat-ironing his hair and leave the vidyawhatsits to the man-folk.

  

#7 Posted by Kowalski (262 posts) -

Billy Mitchell is both a douche and awesome at the same time. That's not an easy accomplishment.

#8 Posted by BranDong (238 posts) -
Kowalski said:
"Billy Mitchell is both a douche and awesome at the same time. That's not an easy accomplishment.
"
Never thought about him that way.. but you are 100% correct.  He's awesome because he's good at games.. yet a total douche for the way he acts and that makes him even more awesome that he is a douche and awesome at the same time.
#9 Posted by Gabriel (4082 posts) -
@MisoRonery said:
" Nobody screws with Mr. Awesome and gets away with it.  Nobody.

He needs to get back to flat-ironing his hair and leave the vidyawhatsits to the man-folk.

  
"
Jeff and Mr. Awesome need to have a throw down over who can get the highest missile command score.
#10 Posted by Kjellm87 (1722 posts) -
So did anyone spot the tie while playing the new DK?
#11 Posted by DonChipotle (2858 posts) -

Billy Mitchell is the fucking man.
 
  

#12 Posted by Mars_Cleric (1595 posts) -
@Kjellm87:
OH 
MY 
GOD 
 
Billy Mitchell will destroy Donkey Kong from the inside! 
Surely it was he who revived these old threads to serve his purpose...
#13 Posted by bartok (2585 posts) -

Billy Mitchell is a straight up pimp.  I heard that if you drink a full gallon of his hot sauce you instantly become a Level 7 Super Saiyan.

#14 Posted by zudthespud (3284 posts) -

I was listening to the best of the hotspot 2007 and they were talking about Billy's tie, and god dammit it's a badass tie. I'm necroposting so more people see  it.

#15 Edited by TwoOneFive (9459 posts) -

he's the biggest self-conscience tool in the video game world. he has a HUMUNGOUS ego. he's also a huge dork and doesn't have many friends, just weirdos who idolize him and a half-assed trophy wife. 


am i jealous of his gaming prowess and hot sauce success? eh... no. 
#16 Posted by Crono (2711 posts) -

If only I could have been Billy Mitchell

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