100+ Things you've learned playing Infinite [Spoilers!]

#1 Edited by BeachThunder (13559 posts) -

Spoilers, spoilers, spoilers! it's almost impossible to really discuss BioShock Infinite without bumping into a spoiler, so finish the game before you read/post in this thread.

Anyway, I'll start:

1. Cash Registers are capable of containing pineapples.

#2 Posted by MildMolasses (3196 posts) -

2. There is no ally greater than a mechanical Washington with a chain-gun

#3 Edited by jacksmedulla (297 posts) -

3. Yeah bitch, magnets!

#4 Posted by Aurelito (792 posts) -

4- Fucking magnets, how do they work?

#5 Posted by mracoon (5091 posts) -

5. Booker would be the world's best NBA player seeing as he can jump 10ft into the air to reach a skyline.

#6 Posted by Spence_5060 (383 posts) -

6. Salt can give you the power to do magic.

#7 Posted by Nodima (1599 posts) -

7. Eating food out of trashcans really isn't that big a deal.

#8 Edited by awesomeusername (4548 posts) -

8. Don't sell your children. You might fuck up reality.

#9 Posted by BeachThunder (13559 posts) -

9. Plagiarism is ok, provided you are plagiarising from the future.

#10 Posted by Oi_Blimey (118 posts) -

9. Bottles of unknown liquid? Better drink it!

#11 Posted by Jay_Ray (1281 posts) -

11. Quantum Mechanics is fucking crazy and for crazy people to study (I already knew this but Bioshock Infinite reinforces that fact)

#12 Posted by NaDannMaGoGo (338 posts) -

12. When encountering a ghost, hide in a corner far away, but so that you can still see him and shoot the ghost in the head, preferably with a sniper rifle. No need to be afraid any longer kids!

13. Once you stop fighting Liz doesn't consider DeWitt worth giving the ammo she was just about to throw to him.

#13 Edited by I_Stay_Puft (5304 posts) -

14. I did not once think about Elizabeth's finger until she brought that shit up.

15. The nose bleeds weren't caused by dirty thoughts. THANKS ANIME!

16. Good thing Dewitt didn't make a move on Elizabeth.

#14 Edited by vmehnert (263 posts) -

17. Baptism will lead you to discover multiverse technology and create a floating city in the sky.

#15 Posted by paulwade1984 (493 posts) -

18. Stabbing someone through the neck and into their head is not enough to kill somebody. You have to then twist their head from their body and fling them 20ft to finish them off.

#16 Edited by Ares42 (3128 posts) -

19. Doing a 30' leap off a skyrail, no problem. Jumping off a balcony, deadly!

#17 Edited by zenmastah (1107 posts) -

20. Because, Multiverse.

#18 Posted by metalsnakezero (2605 posts) -

20. Brooker is related to Kanji (Same voice, uses electric attacks, and bents people).

#19 Posted by CitizenCoffeeCake (902 posts) -

21. Birds make great pets.

#20 Posted by I_Stay_Puft (5304 posts) -

22. Being a minority in Columbia sucks!

#21 Posted by JasonR86 (10066 posts) -

23) Every Bioshock game will start with a lighthouse.

#22 Posted by BeachThunder (13559 posts) -

24. If you're in a situation that involves a coin-toss, always pick heads.

#23 Posted by killacam (1321 posts) -
#24 Posted by Tannin (7 posts) -

25. that time travel/multiverse is still confusing and is plot hole central

#25 Edited by BeachThunder (13559 posts) -

26. Booker doesn't row.

#26 Edited by BigDaddyTool (74 posts) -

27. Booker can play guitar.

28. Elizabeth can sing.

#27 Posted by awesomeusername (4548 posts) -

Some of you guys are going about this thread the wrong way.

#28 Posted by OurSin_360 (1706 posts) -

1.girl i'm here to save opens a hole in time space and almost gets hit by a horseless carriage - got nothing to do with the job at hand so whatever.

#29 Edited by gaminghooligan (1755 posts) -

29. If your bullets pass through the person you're shooting at, you might want to be concerned.

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