Congratulations are in order for Mr (Ms?) Payton Lane Easter, as his/her outrageous designation has earned him/her the honor of becoming a denizen of Columbia in the upcoming Bioshock Infinite. Payton Lane Easter will lend that outlandish moniker as the namesake for Payton Lane Easter & Sons automated stallions, most likely the finest purveyor of mechanised mares in Columbia.
Commiserations are also due for the hundred thousand or so contest losers, myself among them. Anyone else enter? I personally can rest easy knowing that Alistair Cunningham is nowhere near as old-timey as Payton Lane Easter. The best name laid it's claim. But surely with so many entries for the contest, Irrational could have done the decent thing and selected a handful more to be used in game as enemies or put up as graffiti or something? Thoughts?
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