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Added by Joker on Sept. 22, 2008

Marcus, stopping to hand out some election buttons.
Marcus, stopping to hand out some election buttons.
What better people to be in the white house? Their chainsawing expertise could inflict new damage to our enemies, and their roadie run can be adopted for quick battlefield strategy. Finally, their amazing ability to pick each other up after one falls, and to soak up enemy gunfire would be key for this country to survive.


Added by darthincredible25 on Sept. 23, 2008

What? You can't hate this ticket no matter who you are, every gamer likes either Mario or Snake or both! With their combined experience and presidential looks, a Mario/Snake presidential ticket will beat an old man and a gun-slinging, kinda-sexy looking, moose-eating, librarian-looking, neurotic Alaskan woman.  


Added by StaticFalconar on Sept. 23, 2008

Niko Bellic should be pres so he can be the true american dream. But of course a strong VP like Snake would keep him in check without overpowering him since snake would handle it like any other mission, of not really wanting to be there, but he has a job to do.


Added by MattBodega on Sept. 23, 2008

Razor Calahan knows that the real way to settle a political dispute is a timed lap race through Rockport....but you can sure as hell bet he's not above giving Putin's car a little something special before the race. He's just another bolt on wonder boy, looking to get smoked.
Putt Putt is great with kids, and is strong supporter of the family unit. He wants to see famiies take trips to the fair, or the zoo, or the moon, or to see Fatty Bear.


Added by Kane on Sept. 23, 2008

Sunny would be the cute one who is nice and then raiden would put the terrorists in thier place


Added by Spare on Sept. 23, 2008

One's a suspicious, briefcase wielding, twitchy guy, and the other is a world saving mute. It's perfect.


Added by Metal_Gear_Sunny on Sept. 23, 2008

Just imagine that.

Vice President Mario
Vice President Mario

President Sunny
President Sunny










EDIT: Hey, I just realized:

Mario: First Italian Vice President
Sunny: First under-aged woman President

Everyone wins!



Added by halatsinator on Sept. 23, 2008

They're a couple of take charge kind of dudes.  Also, if we were to go to war again, the military could stay home, all we'd need to do is sit back and watch while the president and VP take care of it with nothing but a pistol, a dagger and some potato mashers.
President, Veep, Cabinet.
President, Veep, Cabinet.


Added by hyperslug on Sept. 23, 2008

...from psychonauts! They would actually show some responsibility i think.


Added by kappamerc on Sept. 23, 2008

With Zeratuls' awesome ability to intimidate and Clouds' ability to look thoughtful while holding a giant sword, who better to run our nation?  Not to mention their extensive 'foreign policy' experience...


Added by skywing on Sept. 23, 2008

I gotta pick master chief because then Master Chief would become Commander-and-Chief so it would be Commander-and-Chief Master Chief and I like the sound of that.  He'd speak to all republicans seeing as how hes a member of the NRA.  He'd do a pretty good job protecting our borders too.  The one problem is that Master Chief is not married and I don't know if people would go for a bachelor president.
Which is what makes his vice-president good because Pac Mans got a wife and kids (pac man jr).  So his family life is in order and his wife ain't too bad looking (im looking at you Cindy MCcain get some more plastic surgery please!).  But I'm not sure if the country is ready for a 2-d vice president, come to think of it I've never actually seen any side shots of Cheny so for all I know he may as well be 2-d.


Added by Pierce on Sept. 23, 2008


I think the pink one is Nuts and the blue one is Milk...
























Those guys would have an AMAZING foreign policy solution.






Added by Demilich on Sept. 23, 2008

I can't think of a better scenario than Cyber Stalin and Zombie Hitler combining forces in the next Wolfenstein to take control of the the United States of America. As B.J. Blazkowicz it would be your Semitic duty to put a stop to their totalitarian rule.

Here, I'll even get the devs started.

USSSNG
USSSNG


Added by Froed on Sept. 23, 2008

We've all known Boo to be the brains behind the operation of Minsc's "you point, I punch!" mandate. 
For once, the vicepresident would protect his leader with life and limb, as well as solving all the 
world's problems through the sheer brute force of 18/93 strength.
Boo, the first miniature giant space hamster president!
Boo, the first miniature giant space hamster president!
... and of course our butt kicking for goodness VP, Minsc!
... and of course our butt kicking for goodness VP, Minsc!



Added by krazychris on Sept. 23, 2008

I think Kane from C&C would make a good president because he  inspires respect, fear and loyalty with nothing else but the sound of his voice (you thought Obama was good at speechs). Also how many presidents can say they survived a ion cannon? Yeah theres some credentials.
Ryu would make a fine VP due to his pro martial arts stance on everything plus he spearheaded the research into Haduken based energy which is 100% green; beat that climate change!


Added by DoctorPayne on Sept. 23, 2008

N o w l o a d i n g . . . . . . . . . . o v a l o f f i c e . . . . .
Though going from King of All Cosmos to merely a president could be considered a demotion, think of the benefits! His top-notch defence plan would see enemy insurgents rolled up and sent into outer space. State of the Union addresses would be delivered with record-scratching noises instead of words. For this and other awesomeness, vote for the King in '08.


Added by Terrell on Sept. 23, 2008

I guess just thinking about this for 3 good minutes, I probably would have to say:

Gordon Freeman and Alyx Vance

I mean, honestly, Alyx is smart, but not in a common why, she is more street smart than anything, so if people get out of line, she knows how to scare them into getting their act together (not just by bombing the crap out of them...but I digress). Also, Gordon is book smart so he is good as making things better for us, but he doesn't talk, which is another plus. We wouldn't understand of his complex strategies to make the world better, so Alyx would explain it to us normal citizens. So yeah, that's my vote.

Also, Tali and Ashley Williams from Mass Effect, put them in there somewhere...