This is just sad

#1 Posted by Bane122 (763 posts) -

Saw this on Patrick's twitter feed:

May as well have just put "Tee hee, boobies! We're fourteen!"

Between this and the terrible quick look, I see a dark future for this game/company.

#2 Edited by Ravenlight (8033 posts) -

INB4 "Objectification of women," blah blah blah.

What I'm more concerned about is the hilariously bad voice acting:

#3 Posted by MariachiMacabre (6938 posts) -

Everything about this game seems bad.

#4 Posted by believer258 (11048 posts) -

Maybe we're all wrong and this is actually a parody of some sort. The end of the love story subplot has you finding out that she's got manparts.

#5 Posted by minotaka (320 posts) -

Doesn't look worth the asking price :(

#6 Posted by Petiew (1279 posts) -

 Schwank


 
Teehee

#7 Edited by Village_Guy (2409 posts) -

Boobies! Boobies! I like boobies! Moar boobies!!!

Eh, the whole game seems less than stellar, so I can't fault 'em for trying to rope in people with... boobies!

...Wait actually I can! Fuck them for trying to trick innocent and good-willed buyers with boobies!

#8 Posted by Barrock (3525 posts) -

What did they make before this?

#9 Posted by Jeust (10342 posts) -

Sex sells.

#10 Posted by BlackLagoon (1324 posts) -

@Barrock said:

What did they make before this?

Venetica. It was a pretty janky, but kinda charming action RPG with a distinctive Euro-comic fantasy style. While Blood Knights looks slightly less janky, they seem to have ditched every thing else that made Venetica interesting.

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