Post your best gun!

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#1 Posted by Pie (7035 posts) -

So Borderlands 2 is out very soon. When you find that one gun that you just have to show off to the world feel free to come and post it here.

Give as much or as little detail as you want (pics would be cool) but try and post the guns level requirement.

#2 Posted by Swoxx (2988 posts) -

*unzips*

#3 Posted by WilliamHenry (1200 posts) -

Why start this thread before you have anything to post? You really couldn't wait until tomorrow?

#4 Posted by Phished0ne (2477 posts) -
#5 Posted by Swoxx (2988 posts) -

@Phished0ne said:

@Swoxx said:

*unzips*

Its a pea shooter.

http://instantrimshot.com/

I should've known this wouldn't play out in my favor.

#6 Posted by shivermetimbers (754 posts) -

@Swoxx said:

*unzips*

That gun is for pussies...wait.....

#7 Posted by Pie (7035 posts) -

@WilliamHenry said:

Why start this thread before you have anything to post? You really couldn't wait until tomorrow?

Nope

#8 Posted by Sanity (1890 posts) -

@Swoxx said:

*unzips*

Hmm.... says increased chance of burning enemies... You should get that checked.

#9 Posted by mosdl (3228 posts) -

@dudy80 said:

@Swoxx said:

*unzips*

Hmm.... says increased chance of burning enemies... You should get that checked.

Peeing on enemies heals you for 1% of total health every second and causes fire damage!

#10 Posted by MariachiMacabre (7039 posts) -
@dudy80

@Swoxx said:

*unzips*

Hmm.... says increased chance of burning enemies... You should get that checked.

Mine says caustic damage. It's hard to hold a relationship.
#11 Posted by Swoxx (2988 posts) -

I'm starting to slightly regret my comment.

#12 Posted by MikkaQ (10264 posts) -

Uh okay sure here you go:

Oh wait, the game isn't out yet.

#13 Posted by Hitchenson (4682 posts) -

Shit's pretty awesome.

#14 Posted by TheBootlegSaint (28 posts) -

@Swoxx said:

*unzips*

Shoots blanks.

#15 Posted by FrenchFriedFool (164 posts) -

I'll trade you this TF2 hat for that sick gun.

@Hitchenson said:

Shit's pretty awesome.

#16 Posted by Hitchenson (4682 posts) -

@FrenchFriedFool: Why that's a bargain if I've ever seen one! Sold!

#17 Posted by Daneian (1202 posts) -

@Swoxx said:

*unzips*

Rapid fire corrosive damage but a small magazine.

#18 Posted by Pie (7035 posts) -
#19 Posted by JoeyRavn (4946 posts) -

@Pie said:

Now I just get assholes

Mostly dicks, really.

In all seriousness, I'm all for this thread, but most people don't have the game yet... so there's little to post here yet.

#20 Posted by Pie (7035 posts) -

@JoeyRavn said:

@Pie said:

Now I just get assholes

Mostly dicks, really.

In all seriousness, I'm all for this thread, but most people don't have the game yet... so there's little to post here yet.

Then don't post! (not you by the way)

#21 Posted by TheHumanDove (2505 posts) -

My gun is my penis as wellll!

#22 Edited by Hitchenson (4682 posts) -

@Pie said:

@JoeyRavn said:

@Pie said:

Now I just get assholes

Mostly dicks, really.

In all seriousness, I'm all for this thread, but most people don't have the game yet... so there's little to post here yet.

Then don't post! (not you by the way)

Couldn't the same logic have applied when you made the thread. I'm sure you'd be getting serious replies then.

Whatever, I've got a sick new TF2 hat from that trade, so I'm chuffed.

#23 Posted by Pie (7035 posts) -

@Hitchenson said:

@Pie said:

@JoeyRavn said:

@Pie said:

Now I just get assholes

Mostly dicks, really.

In all seriousness, I'm all for this thread, but most people don't have the game yet... so there's little to post here yet.

Then don't post! (not you by the way)

Couldn't the same logic have applied when you made the thread. I'm sure you'd be getting serious replies then.

Nope

#24 Posted by Hitchenson (4682 posts) -

@Pie: Then deal with it.

#25 Posted by Pie (7035 posts) -

@Hitchenson said:

@Pie: Then deal with it.

Nope.

The fact that my forum thread on some videogame website has not been taken seriously shakes me to the core so much that I just can't deal with it

#26 Posted by MariachiMacabre (7039 posts) -
@Pie

@JoeyRavn said:

@Pie said:

Now I just get assholes

Mostly dicks, really.

In all seriousness, I'm all for this thread, but most people don't have the game yet... so there's little to post here yet.

Then don't post! (not you by the way)

To be fair, dick jokes perfectly complement a thread about Borderlands. But I really don't see the problem of making this thread a day early. Im glad it exists so I can stare enviously at other peoples guns while I'm stuck with some shitty white sniper rifle.
#27 Posted by Sanity (1890 posts) -

Im sorry pie, the thread was a good idea, we all love you. That said i already went through all the trouble of getting my AR out to make this so... forgive me.

#28 Posted by Pie (7035 posts) -

@MariachiMacabre: Thanks

#29 Posted by Tennmuerti (7957 posts) -

@Swoxx said:

*unzips*

Wait why does it have 3 barrels?

#30 Posted by wewantsthering (1547 posts) -
#31 Posted by Pie (7035 posts) -

@dudy80: Forgiven

#32 Posted by Akrid (1356 posts) -

@Swoxx said:

*unzips*

ha HA haha hahaaaaaaah ha haha HAH ahha haaha HAAhaaha

Haw

#33 Posted by Swoxx (2988 posts) -

@Tennmuerti said:

@Swoxx said:

*unzips*

Wait why does it have 3 barrels?

So that's why people stare when I'm at a public shower gun range.

#34 Posted by GetEveryone (4455 posts) -

Is there any way to customize stats? Ala Darksiders 2 possessed weapons?

#35 Edited by Tennmuerti (7957 posts) -

@Swoxx said:

*unzips*

Bandit huh?

Looks kinda rusty.

#36 Posted by TheHumanDove (2505 posts) -

Oh thread, you so crazy

#37 Posted by Tennmuerti (7957 posts) -

@Tennmuerti said:

@Swoxx said:

*unzips*

Bandit huh?

Looks kinda rusty.

But it holds a lot of ammo.

#38 Edited by wolf_blitzer85 (5250 posts) -

@Tennmuerti said:

@Tennmuerti said:

@Swoxx said:

*unzips*

Bandit huh?

Looks kinda rusty.

But it holds a lot of ammo.

Too bad it unloads way too quickly. Tends to get jammed a lot.

#39 Posted by Tennmuerti (7957 posts) -

Just to be clear. I still have a lot of gun/penile related jokes to make, but at this point I won't because it might be considered spam.

Not posting them simply out of consideration to others, not due to lack of imagination.

It's a tact issue not a performance issue.

/giggles

#40 Posted by BeachThunder (11649 posts) -

@Tennmuerti said:

Just to be clear. I still have a lot of gun/penile related jokes to make, but at this point I won't because it might be considered spam.

Not posting them simply out of consideration to others, not due to lack of imagination.

It's a tact issue not a performance issue.

/giggles

C'mon, don't be such a dick...

I mean, it's not like there's much else to post in this thread yet :P

#41 Posted by MB (11903 posts) -

Let's wait until people actually have guns to share. This is just spam.

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