You know you've been playing too much Borderlands 2 when...

Posted by knitlife (45 posts) -

You drive around town and suddenly loot drops are everywhere you look. Tall weeds, light poles, sign posts...

#1 Posted by knitlife (45 posts) -

You drive around town and suddenly loot drops are everywhere you look. Tall weeds, light poles, sign posts...

#2 Posted by bartok (2554 posts) -

When you start stealing outdated material from Jeff Foxworthy

#3 Posted by punisherkaos (277 posts) -

u see damage numbers coming out of everyone u talk to

#4 Edited by TheDudeOfGaming (6078 posts) -

You open a closet expecting to see guns and ammo.

#5 Posted by lKennedyl (48 posts) -

@punisherkaos said:

u see damage numbers coming out of everyone u talk to

You know you've been playing too much Borderlands 2 when you start having hallucinations.

#6 Posted by D0tti (786 posts) -

You finish the game, uninstall it from your pc and never touch it again.

#7 Posted by Sparky_Buzzsaw (6315 posts) -

...you set fire to bugs to get someone's attention. Wait. Does that count if I did it before Borderlands 2? I kid, I kid. Maybe. Possibly.

Moderator
#8 Posted by Ethan_Raiden (344 posts) -

...You get angry when there isn't any Shotgun ammo in your toilet.

#9 Posted by Neurotic (632 posts) -

You wish you could Phaselock someone when they annoy you.

Man, I really wish I could do that.

#10 Posted by NegativeCero (3014 posts) -

Find that bullets that don't immediately set guys on fire to be boring.

#11 Posted by 49th (2790 posts) -

You jump off a mountain because fuck walking.

#12 Posted by ShaggE (6574 posts) -

You try to hold down the Use key/button when cleaning your house, hoping to get it all done at once.

Alternate answer:

You look at your "time played" stats and the number of hours is higher than average, leading to a humorously surprised reaction.

#13 Posted by living4theday258 (679 posts) -

you were so burnt out on the first one you decided not to get 2

#14 Edited by hbkdx12 (779 posts) -

When you start offering to do favors for your bartender and excessively overtipping them in an attempt to see them pull things out of their cleavage

#15 Posted by Irvandus (2882 posts) -

@hbkdx12 said:

When you start offering to do favors for your bartender and excessively overtipping them in an attempt to see them pull things out of their cleavage

This edit will also create new pages on Giant Bomb for:

Beware, you are proposing to add brand new pages to the wiki along with your edits. Make sure this is what you intended. This will likely increase the time it takes for your changes to go live.

Comment and Save

Until you earn 1000 points all your submissions need to be vetted by other Giant Bomb users. This process takes no more than a few hours and we'll send you an email once approved.