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Borderlands 2

Game » consists of 22 releases. First released on Sep 18, 2012

Return to Pandora, five years after the events of the first game in Gearbox's Borderlands 2.

honkyjesus's Borderlands 2 (Xbox 360) review

Striving For Mediocrity

The game itself kind of suffers from one recurring problem, which is an extremely long and trivial experience that feels more like DLC and product than a gaming experience. The very long main story overstays its welcome by many hours, at times near the end I felt like I just wanted the thing to be done with. While the game has some good plot moments with vibarant characters, I tended to simply ignore most of them as the amazingly annoying sitcom-styled humor that is sometimes corny and sometimes pop culture made me tune out just about all the audio except for the guns.

I don't agree with developers pushing DLC before a game is in store shelves, and this game kind of suffers from that. What doesn't help is, again, the whole experience feels like a DLC experience itself for the first game. Gearbox seemed to push a game that makes a good purchase instead of a good game. I never felt that RPG immersion, I would hardly call this an RPG more like a Michael Bay game with cel-shading, and the length of everything involved made me want an end to it all very quickly.

Technical issues? Yes. Not really sure what was the holdup for three years on the game as the texture pop in gets downright annoying at times, and I would rather play something that has set limits and runs well when I just played the same thing a few years ago. The pop in would be so bad I would be standing looking around at things ten feet from me popping in. Not sure if Unreal is the right choice for more of an open world game like this, yet I really feel like the game is unfinished.

I can't stand the humor and how the story seems to invade on what is at its heart a pop run n shoot game. For every somewhat funny thing heard, I would have to first listen to Disney styled sitcom moments that made me cringe. Also, if you are creating what you want to be an RPG and immersive don't do pop memes left and right. From dubstep to any other thing, it felt like I was getting slammed by mishits with pop references way too much. Not funny, quit trying so damn hard.

At the core of the game is a really fine action game, though. I have to say the amount of fun from guns and such is amazing in the game. Yet this is part of the problem as the game itself seems to not know when to stop with the storyline. I have my guns, I have my ammo now shut up with the cornball humor and meddling storyline.

The game itself didn't know where to end, much like this review, and the ongoing main missions towards the end just seemed like fetch quests. The ending should have been with SPOILERS!!!!, the Angel character and her end role in the game, yet Gearbox wanted more product.

Good rental, already took it back.

4 Comments
Posted by jw43jw

I agree wholeheartedly with this review, the game was quite simply too much of itself, ironic as that sounds. Too long, too boring, too obnoxious. I had a headache from hour one and it did not go away until I shut the damn thing off. I wrote a review myself, check it out.

http://gamerfront.net/2012/09/why-i-hate-borderlands-2/24099

Posted by LuigisCankle

It sounds like this is just not your kind of humor. You know how some people hate Will Farrell movies, but that doesn't mean they suck? I felt just the opposite about BL2. It's on-purpose, self-aware, tongue in cheek, and purposefully cringeworthy. You know, fun? I mean, one of the enemies is a Bonerfart. I don't think it factors into the score though, because its subjective. You should judge a game based on whether it accomplishes what it sets out to accomplish. Is it the experience it intends to be? I think this one is.

Posted by honkyjesus

@LuigisCankle: When every single joke reminds me of every single joke I overhear my stepdaughter listening to as she watches Fresh Beat Band, etc., that isn't just a taste in humor. That is a line of humor that tries too hard, and if I wanted to hear crappy jokes I would have got a Dane Cook Season Pass. Do they make that?

I find that a difference in product, or in this case, a same case in product. I find Strange Wilderness to be hilarious, many on drugs find it to be mediocre humor at best. Funny things should be able to enjoyed sober, if not more so.

Too many really bad jokes and comtemporary humor made me tune out. I tuned out after an hour, with no drugs or reviews in front of me.

Posted by honkyjesus

@jw43jw: What is terribly worse about either of our thoughts about the game is an ongoing system in franchises that literally take back the game in value. I really find fault in Gearbox right now, as the game itself lended itself to a two year cycle, AT BEST, and made me cringe for the Aliens game forthcoming as Duke Nukem Forever is their latest resume piece. Very odd game, don't understand the praise as I loved the first one late and played up to level 62 or something. Great DLC, too. Not New Vegas better than the actual game good, but really weird stuff. Maybe that is part of the problem, the game itself is an ongoing thing. Sometimes I expect different things.

When we expect more, we get more. Waiting for GOTY Edition next year, yet I am not even amped for that.

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