I was just looking at the cover-image for Borderlands 2 and noticed something:

The cover for Borderlands one is a Psycho holding a finger-gun to his head.

The cover for Borderlands two is a Psycho holding two finger-guns under his chin.

So What the fuck are they going to do for Borderlands 3? I suggested creating a new 3-armed Psycho for the game. My friend said there should just be another guy holding the third finger-gun (or "finger gunz" as he put it).

What do you guys think?

Reboot it.

Borderlands is old, its already on its second game.

The 3rd gun will come from his penis.

@JJOR64 said:

The 3rd gun will come from his penis.

The Third Gun will BE his penis.

Other: a shotgun shooting pellets in three directions.

@Dagbiker said:

@JJOR64 said:

The 3rd gun will come from his penis.

The Third Gun will BE his penis.

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

@ShadowConqueror said:

Other: a shotgun shooting pellets in three directions.

This isn't bad, I hope it's a long time until borderlands 3 though.

Your friend had it half right... He'll be holding someone else's severed hand doing the third finger gun.

three of the four characters will be pointing finger guns at the psycho and he will be holding up his arms up like he's being robbed/arrested

He'll have his two hands shooting like BL2, but his penis will be sticking up and ejaculating on his own face

It'll be like the Borderlands one cover, but the Psycho will have the Borderlands 2 cover tattoted on his chest.

Easy. The second one is closer in than the first one. So the third one will be even closer in, and there'll be three hands, but you won't be able to tell where the hands are coming from.

Like the first cover, but holding up three fingers instead of two.

He'll make a 'West Side' W with his fingers, and point it at his head. Except then it'll also be called 'Bowdlerlands' and everything will be horribly censored.

It'll be a picture of a mushroom cloud in the background with Duke Nukem in the foreground making a gun with his hand which is smoking as if to imply his hand caused the mushroom cloud behind him. A speech bubble will be above Duke's head with the sentence "A nuke-ton of a weapons baby!"

I agree with the penis. I mean, they already have a penis on those two covers.

Easy. The second one is closer in than the first one. So the third one will be even closer in, and there'll be three hands, but you won't be able to tell where the hands are coming from.

@MiniPato said:

I agree with the penis. I mean, they already have a penis on those two covers.

God damnit, I forgot all about that.

Big Daddy from Bioshock 2 will always look like megaman and the 6 in Resident Evil 6 will always look like a face to me. Oh and a giraffe getting a bj

Put a picture of 9-toes on the cover.

I see the "The third gun will be his penis" joke has already been made. :(

Two finger-guns like the Borderlands two cover, with an additional foot-gun coming up from the bottom.

The bandit's face will be removed, and in its place will be a mirrored print that reflects the face of the person holding the box (Borderlands 3 will have create-a-character)

One of his finger guns will shoot out another finger gun.

I like the three armed psycho idea! From starvinggamer

hopefully something like this where as the series progresses it just gets more and more absurd.