Battle of the Brads

Posted by martellus (104 posts) -

So I think there has to be a final battle between Mr. Shoemaker and Mr. Nicholson.  The Battle will be swift and fierce; Nicholson's pecks versus Shoemaker's Deep Dulcet Tones.  There will of course be the option for each Brad to choose a second.  For Mr. Shoemaker, I recommend Vinny caravella, and for Mr. Nicholson, I think either Topher Cantler (of Rockmellon soda and Destructoid fame) or Jim Sterling (of trolling fame).   
 

Rules

 
Two minutes, no holds barred. 
 

The Spoils

 
Whichever Brad wins will have earned the right to be called Brad without any clarification. 
 

The Loser

 
Should Mr. Shoemaker lose, he will go by,"The Other Brad" 
 
Should Mr. Nicholson lose, he will be burdened eternally with the name, "Chet" 
 
  

In Closing

 
Gentlemen, this is a battle of the ages
#1 Posted by martellus (104 posts) -

So I think there has to be a final battle between Mr. Shoemaker and Mr. Nicholson.  The Battle will be swift and fierce; Nicholson's pecks versus Shoemaker's Deep Dulcet Tones.  There will of course be the option for each Brad to choose a second.  For Mr. Shoemaker, I recommend Vinny caravella, and for Mr. Nicholson, I think either Topher Cantler (of Rockmellon soda and Destructoid fame) or Jim Sterling (of trolling fame).   
 

Rules

 
Two minutes, no holds barred. 
 

The Spoils

 
Whichever Brad wins will have earned the right to be called Brad without any clarification. 
 

The Loser

 
Should Mr. Shoemaker lose, he will go by,"The Other Brad" 
 
Should Mr. Nicholson lose, he will be burdened eternally with the name, "Chet" 
 
  

In Closing

 
Gentlemen, this is a battle of the ages
#2 Posted by Noodlearms (586 posts) -

dude what

#3 Posted by OllyOxenFree (4981 posts) -

This is too nerdy for me...
 

#4 Posted by Allprox (554 posts) -

To be fair, if they ever did fight each other for real, Nicholson would snap Brad in half.

#5 Posted by martellus (104 posts) -

but Shoemaker would softly lull him to sleep with his voice and then starcraft 2 him to death.

#6 Posted by ThePickle (4190 posts) -

If Brad had vinny they might have a shot. 

#7 Posted by supermike6 (3611 posts) -

I think Brad Shoemaker automatically wins.

#8 Posted by Mikemcn (7008 posts) -

There is one Bradley, and his last name is Shoemaker, think anything else, and I kill you.

#9 Posted by jkz (4050 posts) -
@Allprox said:
" To be fair, if they ever did fight each other for real, Nicholson would snap Brad in half. "
#10 Posted by BulletproofMonk (2729 posts) -

Nicholson would kick Shoemaker's ass.

#11 Posted by ToxicFruit (1718 posts) -
@Allprox:  But Brad S could use his booming voice to hold Brad N back
#12 Posted by WickedCobra03 (2115 posts) -
@supermike6 said:
" I think Brad Shoemaker automatically wins. "
This. 
 
/thread.
#13 Posted by martellus (104 posts) -

Woah! woah! Woah! who said anything about Bradly? get out of hear with that flamewar mongering.  This is about Brads, not any of that bradly stuff!

#14 Edited by BlastProcessing (922 posts) -

Shoemaker can use his Barry White octave to woo Nicholson, then knock him out.
Nicholson can devastate Shoemaker by taking more articles from Kotaku.
 
Match point for Shoemaker.

#15 Posted by Allprox (554 posts) -
@Toxic said:
" @Allprox:  But Brad S could use his booming voice to hold Brad N back "
Nah son... 

 
#16 Posted by martellus (104 posts) -
@BlastProcessing:  That was really funny, i disagree, but still, it was really really funny.
#17 Posted by RTSlord (1201 posts) -
@supermike6 said:
" I think Brad Shoemaker automatically wins. "
god-damn straight. you cant beat the power of the sideburns
#18 Posted by Jayzilla (2571 posts) -

this thread is nonsense.

#19 Posted by martellus (104 posts) -

I dont think any of us are considering the power of QUICKHITS!

#20 Posted by martellus (104 posts) -
@Jayzilla: Hell yes it is, did you not see the title of the thread? there was very little hope for this not to be awesomely nonsensical.
#21 Posted by PenKaizen (51 posts) -

Chet would obviously win, he punched out God after all.

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