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    Brad Shoemaker was a senior editor of Giant Bomb from 2008 to 2021, and a former editor for GameSpot. He was the third host of the Giant Bombcast. Voice of an angel.

    Brad Shoemaker:Time Burglar?

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    #1  Edited By endaround

    Now everyone has noticed the huge output of Giantbomb this week.  It seems like 4 Quicklooks a day are going up.  But less remarked upon is this is all happening while Brad is on vacation.  The only logical explanation is that Brad is a time sink, a productivity black hole that gobbles up the energy force of those around him.

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    #2  Edited By Azteck

    When the cat is away the mice will play. 
     
    By that I mean that Brad is actually the mastermind behind Giant Bomb and when he's on vacation, the other people go nuts because he won't be around to tell them to shape their act up. Brad is indeed a ruler with an iron fist.

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    #3  Edited By FiestaUnicorn

    The reason for the increased amount of content is that Brad is not there having sex with many bitches than being cheered as a hero.

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    #4  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

    Somehow I suspect that it might be because more games come out at the end of the quarter. Yeah, that seems more likely.

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    #5  Edited By zero_
    @endaround said:
    "Brad is a time sink, a productivity black hole that gobbles up the energy force of those around him. "
    Wait... then why is he always tired?
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    #6  Edited By HandsomeDead
    @Zero_ said:
    " @endaround said:
    "Brad is a time sink, a productivity black hole that gobbles up the energy force of those around him. "
    Wait... then why is he always tired? "
    He doesn't want to break cover.
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    #7  Edited By TheDudeOfGaming

    Im the Brad in my class....dayum,now im depressed.

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    #8  Edited By Undeadpool
    @MattyFTM said:
    " Somehow I suspect that it might be because more games come out at the end of the quarter. Yeah, that seems more likely. "
    Might also have something to do with the con-fatigue finally being over...or the thing about Brad and bitches. It's definitely one OR the other!
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    #9  Edited By Azteck
    @MattyFTM said:
    " Somehow I suspect that it might be because more games come out at the end of the quarter. Yeah, that seems more likely. "
    You're in on all of it. I am on to you..
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    #10  Edited By DeeGee

    I would buy a game called Brad Shoemaker: Time Burglar.

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    #11  Edited By nukesniper
    @Azteck said:
    " When the cat is away the mice will play.  By that I mean that Brad is actually the mastermind behind Giant Bomb and when he's on vacation, the other people go nuts because he won't be around to tell them to shape their act up. Brad is indeed a ruler with an iron fist. "
    This was my take too. Similar to how Jeff does stupid stuff on the bombcast more when Ryan isn't there because he can get away with it. Brad would never stand for a NASCAR quicklook, but I'm glad it happened. =P

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