Do you prefer Brad Shoemaker bearded or beardless?

#1 Posted by JSwan13 (232 posts) - 7 months, 18 days ago

#2 Posted by JSwan13 (232 posts) - 7 months, 18 days ago

#3 Posted by Jrinswand (1653 posts) - 7 months, 18 days ago

I don't care who it is, they always look better with a beard.

#4 Posted by handlas (2256 posts) - 7 months, 18 days ago

naked

#5 Posted by mscupcakes (609 posts) - 7 months, 18 days ago

I support Beard Shoemaker.

#6 Posted by Animasta (12758 posts) - 7 months, 18 days ago

beards aren't sexy no matter what people say

HOPE THIS HELPS

#7 Posted by TruthTellah (3498 posts) - 7 months, 18 days ago

Beard Shoemaker didn't tango down in section 1 alpha. Brad Shoemaker did that.

#8 Posted by FinalDasa (1003 posts) - 7 months, 18 days ago

I'd like to know why he hates the beard so much.

#9 Posted by Dagbiker (6360 posts) - 7 months, 18 days ago

#teambeard

#10 Posted by PeasantAbuse (4765 posts) - 7 months, 18 days ago

Beards are for creeps.

#11 Posted by Phatmac (5248 posts) - 7 months, 18 days ago

Beardless. I like a clean shaven Shoemaker.

#12 Posted by Animasta (12758 posts) - 7 months, 18 days ago

@PeasantAbuse said:

Beards are for ~~creeps~~ jerks.

#13 Posted by TheHT (8101 posts) - 7 months, 18 days ago

mildly creepy thread.

also creepy: ryan without a beard.

#14 Posted by tariqari (360 posts) - 7 months, 18 days ago

as someone with a beard: bearded.

#15 Posted by wjb (782 posts) - 7 months, 18 days ago

With the beard, people cannot see his wicked sideburnz, where he gets all of his power from.

#16 Posted by Soapy86 (2424 posts) - 7 months, 18 days ago

You could ask this about any man, and "bearded" will always be the only correct answer.

#17 Posted by DoctorTran (1462 posts) - 7 months, 18 days ago

@Soapy86

You could ask this about any man, and "bearded" will always be the only correct answer.

I was just going to say that. Well said sir!!

#18 Posted by Nightriff (2879 posts) - 7 months, 18 days ago

Beardless, Ryan and Vinny can only rock the beard.....what does clean shaven Ryan look like?

#19 Posted by Colourful_Hippie (2611 posts) - 7 months, 18 days ago

Always beards all the time.

#20 Posted by Labman (269 posts) - 7 months, 18 days ago

Beards are cool!

#21 Posted by SSully (3793 posts) - 7 months, 18 days ago

@FinalDasa said:

I'd like to know why he hates the beard so much.

My money is on girlfriend. If it pleases the lady, then it pleases you.

#22 Posted by Clonedzero (2068 posts) - 7 months, 18 days ago

beards are awesome

#23 Posted by Tru3_Blu3 (2981 posts) - 7 months, 18 days ago

@Jrinswand said:

I don't care who it is, they always look better with a beard.

Then you haven't seen me.

#24 Posted by FinalDasa (1003 posts) - 7 months, 18 days ago

@SSully: Touche, good point.

#25 Posted by JSwan13 (232 posts) - 7 months, 18 days ago

@Nightriff:

#26 Posted by Geralt (231 posts) - 7 months, 18 days ago

I voted and felt creepy afterwards.

#27 Posted by JJOR64 (18118 posts) - 7 months, 18 days ago

Beardless.

#28 Posted by thedj93 (1236 posts) - 7 months, 18 days ago

@FinalDasa said:

I'd like to know why he hates the beard so much.

is it itchiness?

#29 Posted by Catarrhal (777 posts) - 7 months, 18 days ago

A recent study proved that women hate beards. I read about it in TIME.

#30 Posted by Nightriff (2879 posts) - 7 months, 18 days ago

@JSwan13 said:

@Nightriff:

Oh...My...God...BRILLIANT!!!!

#31 Posted by Hieronymous (11 posts) - 7 months, 18 days ago

The beard is the masculine form of make-up (or, rather, make-up is the feminine form of beard, if you want to be technical).

It augments the shape of one's face, covers up blemishes, and provides highlights of color. Not all men need a beard, but most should consider one. In the event of an especially strong jaw, sideburns are better suited than a full beard. When met with a short neck: try a mustache. A goatee is a weak chin's best friend, and pulls double-duty for a dominant forehead (fivehead).

I believe the last would complement M. Shoemacher's face the best. A short, neat goatee would be best.

#32 Posted by Malarkain (66 posts) - 7 months, 18 days ago

GIANT BEARDCAST. BEARDS FOR EVERYONE. YOU GET A BEARD, HE GETS A BEARD, PATRICK GETS A BEARD.

#33 Posted by Romination (2730 posts) - 7 months, 18 days ago

Brad has a good mountain man beard going.

Online

#34 Posted by ajamafalous (10599 posts) - 7 months, 18 days ago

@Soapy86 said:

You could ask this about any man, and "bearded" will always be the only correct answer.

#35 Posted by JSwan13 (232 posts) - 7 months, 18 days ago

@Hieronymous said:

The beard is the masculine form of make-up (or, rather, make-up is the feminine form of beard, if you want to be technical).
It augments the shape of one's face, covers up blemishes, and provides highlights of color. Not all men need a beard, but most should consider one. In the event of an especially strong jaw, sideburns are better suited than a full beard. When met with a short neck: try a mustache. A goatee is a weak chin's best friend, and pulls double-duty for a dominant forehead (fivehead).
I believe the last would complement M. Shoemacher's face the best. A short, neat goatee would be best.

Very insightful.

#36 Posted by Godlyawesomeguy (5968 posts) - 7 months, 18 days ago

Bearded by far.

#37 Posted by FinalDasa (1003 posts) - 7 months, 18 days ago

@thedj93 said:

@FinalDasa said:
I'd like to know why he hates the beard so much.
is it itchiness?

As someone who just shaved a beard after having it a year and a half I can say that itching ends after a certain point. For me that only lasted at a certain length which was about 3 weeks of growth.

#38 Posted by iam3green (14380 posts) - 7 months, 18 days ago

beardless, just see him as that.

#39 Posted by Strife777 (950 posts) - 7 months, 18 days ago

They all look better with beards. Vinny, Drew, Brad, definitely Ryan (He looks like a child when he's shaved), even Jeff, who can barely grow one. I've never seen Patrick with one, I don't think it would look great. Forgot Dave also.