Do you prefer Brad Shoemaker bearded or beardless?

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#1 Posted by JSwan13 (272 posts) -


#2 Posted by JSwan13 (272 posts) -
#3 Posted by Jrinswand (1692 posts) -

I don't care who it is, they always look better with a beard.

#4 Posted by handlas (2545 posts) -

naked

#5 Posted by mscupcakes (610 posts) -

I support Beard Shoemaker.

#6 Posted by Animasta (14460 posts) -

beards aren't sexy no matter what people say

HOPE THIS HELPS

#7 Posted by TruthTellah (7647 posts) -

Beard Shoemaker didn't tango down in section 1 alpha. Brad Shoemaker did that.

#8 Posted by FinalDasa (1253 posts) -

I'd like to know why he hates the beard so much.

#9 Posted by Dagbiker (6898 posts) -

#teambeard

#10 Posted by PeasantAbuse (5120 posts) -

Beards are for creeps.

#11 Posted by Phatmac (5686 posts) -

Beardless. I like a clean shaven Shoemaker.

#12 Posted by Animasta (14460 posts) -

@PeasantAbuse said:

Beards are for creeps jerks.

#13 Posted by TheHT (10281 posts) -

mildly creepy thread.

also creepy: ryan without a beard.

#14 Posted by tariqari (392 posts) -

as someone with a beard: bearded.

#15 Posted by wjb (1552 posts) -

With the beard, people cannot see his wicked sideburnz, where he gets all of his power from.

#16 Posted by Soapy86 (2597 posts) -

You could ask this about any man, and "bearded" will always be the only correct answer.

#17 Posted by DoctorTran (1526 posts) -
@Soapy86

You could ask this about any man, and "bearded" will always be the only correct answer.

I was just going to say that. Well said sir!!
#18 Posted by Nightriff (4344 posts) -

Beardless, Ryan and Vinny can only rock the beard.....what does clean shaven Ryan look like?

#19 Posted by Colourful_Hippie (4281 posts) -

Always beards all the time.

#20 Posted by Labman (286 posts) -

Beards are cool!

#21 Posted by SSully (4059 posts) -

@FinalDasa said:

I'd like to know why he hates the beard so much.

My money is on girlfriend. If it pleases the lady, then it pleases you.

#22 Posted by Clonedzero (3723 posts) -

beards are awesome

#23 Posted by Tru3_Blu3 (3152 posts) -

@Jrinswand said:

I don't care who it is, they always look better with a beard.

Then you haven't seen me.

#24 Posted by FinalDasa (1253 posts) -

@SSully: Touche, good point.

#25 Posted by JSwan13 (272 posts) -

@Nightriff:

#26 Posted by Geralt (299 posts) -

I voted and felt creepy afterwards.

#27 Posted by JJOR64 (18783 posts) -

Beardless.

#28 Posted by thedj93 (1237 posts) -

@FinalDasa said:

I'd like to know why he hates the beard so much.

is it itchiness?

#29 Posted by Catarrhal (813 posts) -
#30 Posted by Nightriff (4344 posts) -

@JSwan13 said:

@Nightriff:

Oh...My...God...BRILLIANT!!!!

#31 Posted by Hieronymous (13 posts) -

The beard is the masculine form of make-up (or, rather, make-up is the feminine form of beard, if you want to be technical).

It augments the shape of one's face, covers up blemishes, and provides highlights of color. Not all men need a beard, but most should consider one. In the event of an especially strong jaw, sideburns are better suited than a full beard. When met with a short neck: try a mustache. A goatee is a weak chin's best friend, and pulls double-duty for a dominant forehead (fivehead).

I believe the last would complement M. Shoemacher's face the best. A short, neat goatee would be best.

#32 Posted by Malarkain (102 posts) -

GIANT BEARDCAST. BEARDS FOR EVERYONE. YOU GET A BEARD, HE GETS A BEARD, PATRICK GETS A BEARD.

#33 Posted by Romination (2768 posts) -

Brad has a good mountain man beard going.

#34 Posted by ajamafalous (11591 posts) -
@Soapy86 said:

You could ask this about any man, and "bearded" will always be the only correct answer.

#35 Posted by JSwan13 (272 posts) -

@Hieronymous said:

The beard is the masculine form of make-up (or, rather, make-up is the feminine form of beard, if you want to be technical).

It augments the shape of one's face, covers up blemishes, and provides highlights of color. Not all men need a beard, but most should consider one. In the event of an especially strong jaw, sideburns are better suited than a full beard. When met with a short neck: try a mustache. A goatee is a weak chin's best friend, and pulls double-duty for a dominant forehead (fivehead).

I believe the last would complement M. Shoemacher's face the best. A short, neat goatee would be best.

Very insightful.

#36 Posted by Godlyawesomeguy (6375 posts) -

Bearded by far.

#37 Posted by FinalDasa (1253 posts) -

@thedj93 said:

@FinalDasa said:

I'd like to know why he hates the beard so much.

is it itchiness?

As someone who just shaved a beard after having it a year and a half I can say that itching ends after a certain point. For me that only lasted at a certain length which was about 3 weeks of growth.

#38 Posted by iam3green (14388 posts) -

beardless, just see him as that.

#39 Posted by Strife777 (1431 posts) -

They all look better with beards. Vinny, Drew, Brad, definitely Ryan (He looks like a child when he's shaved), even Jeff, who can barely grow one. I've never seen Patrick with one, I don't think it would look great. Forgot Dave also.

#40 Posted by Sploder (917 posts) -

Beard, he looks hardcore.

#41 Posted by SomeDeliCook (2072 posts) -

@Nightriff said:

Beardless, Ryan and Vinny can only rock the beard.....what does clean shaven Ryan look like?

Weird

#42 Posted by Nightriff (4344 posts) -

@SomeDeliCook said:

@Nightriff said:

Beardless, Ryan and Vinny can only rock the beard.....what does clean shaven Ryan look like?

Weird

Kinda Ricky Gervais looking

#43 Posted by joshthebear (2700 posts) -

I present option 3; Moustache:

#44 Posted by GiantBomber (345 posts) -

Anything BEARDED always eventually kills anything BEARDLESS.

Eg. Big Macs.

#45 Posted by Village_Guy (2407 posts) -

Brad "Bearded" Shoemaker.

#46 Posted by Cloudenvy (5890 posts) -

@SomeDeliCook:

Caaaaaaaaan't deal.

#47 Posted by JoeyRavn (4886 posts) -

Brad is Brad regardless of the current state of his beard: a beautiful human being.

That being said, bearded Brad looks badass, but I prefer the cleanly-shaven version.

#48 Posted by Green_Incarnate (1782 posts) -

I'm gonna have to say I prefer Brad Shoemaker.

#49 Posted by Korwin (2721 posts) -

Brad can rock a beard pretty hard, I am in fully support of his beardyness.

#50 Posted by Nev (534 posts) -

Beardly.

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