Do you prefer Brad Shoemaker bearded or beardless?

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#51 Posted by kerikxi (527 posts) -

@joshthebear: Man, it's so hard to rock the soup strainer without looking like a perv.

#52 Posted by RazielCuts (2711 posts) -

@Nightriff: Can't..un..see. Ryan looks old without a beard (which kind of seems like an oxymoron) and also like he's made out of modelling clay.

I want to see Jeff with a full on Grizzly Adams beard but if the best he can muster is a Chaplin moustache then maybe not..

#53 Posted by Nightriff (4344 posts) -

@RazielCuts: I missed the era where Jeff rocked a mustache, wonder what that world was like....

#54 Posted by Genkkaku (730 posts) -

@joshthebear said:

I present option 3; Moustache:

I imagine from his angle, he is taking photos of girls on spring break.. I mean that Mustache man..

#55 Posted by TeflonBilly (4722 posts) -

Mustachioued

#56 Posted by ThunderSlash (1367 posts) -

Hi Brad! I know you are simultaneously secretly reading this thread and getting creeped out by all of your fans. I guess that is the price you pay for spawning #TeamBrad.

#57 Posted by probablytuna (3443 posts) -

Bearded Ryan is enough.

#58 Posted by Binman88 (3679 posts) -

He should go for a moustache and mutton chops look.

#59 Posted by hidys (1028 posts) -

#teammustache

#60 Posted by lightsoda (537 posts) -

If another man wants me with a beard or not is an invalid argument. I don't swing that way.

#61 Posted by supamon (1325 posts) -

Maximum beard!

#62 Posted by Meltac (1901 posts) -
@TruthTellah said:

Beard Shoemaker didn't tango down in section 1 alpha. Brad Shoemaker did that.

Beard Shoemaker would've done it much, much faster!
#63 Posted by Hector (3346 posts) -

Bearded for sure!

#64 Posted by harinosho (588 posts) -

As a recently bearded man, beard all the way. Brad looks authoritive with that on

#65 Edited by charlie_victor_bravo (869 posts) -

The King is not pleased by all of these anti-beard sentiments.

#66 Posted by lynx135x (3 posts) -

Beards are awesome, so yes everyone should be bearded. Especially if you don't have a girlfriend of significant other. Take the time to grow a mountain man beard while you gave the chance!

#67 Posted by runnah555 (148 posts) -

I was able to benchpress 50lbs more while having a beard.

#68 Posted by Ravenlight (8033 posts) -

Beard Shoemaker.

#teambeard

#69 Posted by AlexanderSheen (4669 posts) -

Beardless... and maybe singing.

Singing Brad is the best kind of Brad.

#70 Posted by Ben_H (3200 posts) -

On Brad, a beard looks pretty good.
 
On most people they don't though, but it also depends on the type of beard. A well maintained beard can look good on anyone. Sadly, as is the case at my university, most of the bearded people opt to not do a thing to their beards and they end up looking like tangled mess. There's a difference between having a beard and being too lazy to shave (see roughly a third of the guys at my university for the latter. Unkept mess everywhere). 
 
I opt for a clean-shaven face because I can't stand the itchiness associated with growing facial hair and my face doesn't really suit anything because I have a strong jawline that looks funny when I have anything other than stubble.

#71 Posted by forkboy (970 posts) -

@Jrinswand said:

I don't care who it is, they always look better with a beard.

In a nutshell, this.

#72 Posted by Lysergica33 (480 posts) -

@Nightriff said:

Beardless, Ryan and Vinny can only rock the beard.....what does clean shaven Ryan look like?

Terrifying.

#73 Edited by pyromagnestir (3950 posts) -

@AlexanderSheen said:

Beardless... and maybe singing.

Singing Brad is the best kind of Brad.

Now I'm imagining this whole thread as being some Pokemon Snap type thing. Wow is that a Singing Shoemaker!?! Singing Shoemaker has a value of 500 points!

#74 Edited by Venatio (4485 posts) -

Bearded, easily

Same goes for Drewbert

#75 Posted by MooseyMcMan (9738 posts) -

I am always pro-beard.

#76 Posted by zudthespud (3277 posts) -

There has never been a man that couldn't be improved by a beard.

#77 Posted by DoctorWelch (2774 posts) -

More of Beardly Shoemaker is never a bad thing.

#78 Posted by AlexanderSheen (4669 posts) -

@pyromagnestir said:

@AlexanderSheen said:

Beardless... and maybe singing.

Singing Brad is the best kind of Brad.

Now I'm imagining this whole thread as being some Pokemon Snap type thing. Wow is that a Singing Shoemaker!?! Singing Shoemaker has a value of 500 points!

Just a picture of a Singing Shoemaker is not enough. I want a couple minute long video of it.

#79 Posted by EXTomar (4125 posts) -

I have to say that I honestly don't know any other Brad than beardless.

#80 Posted by crusader8463 (14308 posts) -

Always be bearding.

#81 Posted by falling_fast (2144 posts) -

beardless

#82 Posted by Brad (2849 posts) -

Depends on how you guys feel about salt and pepper beards, because at this point that's where I'm at. :\

Staff
#83 Posted by Dalai (6878 posts) -

@Brad said:

Depends on how you guys feel about salt and pepper beards, because at this point that's where I'm at. :\

Depends on the type of pepper. Is it black? Cayenne? Crushed red? White?

#84 Posted by Matthew (1910 posts) -

@Brad said:

Depends on how you guys feel about salt and pepper beards, because at this point that's where I'm at. :\

I think the motley colour is an even better option. George Clooney for example.

Also, I think my age-old thread is pertinent here.

#85 Edited by adam1808 (1214 posts) -

A man who wears a beard well is a man to be feared.

#86 Posted by NapTimeSleeper (327 posts) -

Beards are awesome.

#87 Posted by forkboy (970 posts) -

Yeah, salt & pepper beards are even better. I really want my facial hair to hurry doing what my head hair is doing & start going grey, it's just classy.

#88 Posted by FourWude (2261 posts) -

A man without a beard is not a whole man.

#89 Posted by TheSouthernDandy (3627 posts) -

I prefer Brad any way I can get him.

Did that sound weird?

GOOD.

#90 Posted by Atlas (2400 posts) -

I'll take my Brad whichever way I can get it.

But you can't beat that beard.

#91 Posted by mtcantor (922 posts) -

Everyone should have beards.

#92 Posted by Lukeweizer (2509 posts) -

Bearded for everyone. Beards are awesome. I only wish I could grow one.

#93 Posted by washboardwarrior (5 posts) -

I propose a sub-vote in which we can choose from a proper smorgasbord of beard types.

#94 Posted by _Zombie_ (1462 posts) -

@handlas said:

naked

#95 Edited by Djnuttty (135 posts) -

In a gimp suit. With two beards.

#96 Posted by Oi_Blimey (83 posts) -

Where's the molester stache version?

#97 Posted by xMEGADETHxSLY (455 posts) -

TEAMBEARD

#98 Posted by Lelcar (591 posts) -

@Jrinswand said:

I don't care who it is, they always look better with a beard.

This is correct.

#99 Posted by JJWeatherman (14485 posts) -

It's a true tragedy for Brad to cut those beautiful hairs.

#100 Posted by punkxblaze (2877 posts) -

@Brad said:

Depends on how you guys feel about salt and pepper beards, because at this point that's where I'm at. :\

Dude. DO IT. Distinguished Shoemaker!

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