I Am Dead to Brad Shoemaker....

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Posted by ZombiePie (5662 posts) -

So this Saturday was the eleventh Giant Bomb StarCraft II Community tournament. As to be expected I watched the live stream and for some odd reason something snapped and I decided to have a little fun in the chatroom for the stream:

  • zombiepie: StarCraft?

    » What's a Starcraft?

  • jorbear: Ask Brad or Norm. Because we dont know

  • zombiepie: Is there crafting in StarCraft?

  • jorbear: Yes

    » but not crafting of stars

    » you actually craft war

  • zombiepie: I think that's fraudulent. Why call your game StarCRAFT if there's no REAL crafting?

    » Blizzard are the worst people EVAR!!!!

  • jorbear: Because bitches love crafting

  • zombiepie: BLARG I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW!

  • ducrapho: Get mad

  • Mod thule725: Minecraft also has crafting

  • zombiepie: StarCraft is as fraudulent as Enron. You heard it here first.

So as to be expected with me I can never let a not so funny joke just end...I have to ram in the ground to the point where people start to think I'm just talking to myself. So after doing what I'm supposed to do with the GiantBombSquad Giant Bomb Community Twitter account and tweeting some good community created stuff I decided to Tweet "Why call your game StarCRAFT if there's no REAL crafting in it?" The response by members of the Giant Bomb Community ranged from explaining how there is actual crafting in StarCraft to calling me out or an incredibly lame pun (which I will accept). Yet how does our very own Brad Shoemaker factor in on this? Well he caught wind of my Tweet and was to have none of my tomfoolery:

Well I guess that's it guys...I guess I have to tender my resignation now.

Moderator
#1 Posted by ZombiePie (5662 posts) -

So this Saturday was the eleventh Giant Bomb StarCraft II Community tournament. As to be expected I watched the live stream and for some odd reason something snapped and I decided to have a little fun in the chatroom for the stream:

  • zombiepie: StarCraft?

    » What's a Starcraft?

  • jorbear: Ask Brad or Norm. Because we dont know

  • zombiepie: Is there crafting in StarCraft?

  • jorbear: Yes

    » but not crafting of stars

    » you actually craft war

  • zombiepie: I think that's fraudulent. Why call your game StarCRAFT if there's no REAL crafting?

    » Blizzard are the worst people EVAR!!!!

  • jorbear: Because bitches love crafting

  • zombiepie: BLARG I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW!

  • ducrapho: Get mad

  • Mod thule725: Minecraft also has crafting

  • zombiepie: StarCraft is as fraudulent as Enron. You heard it here first.

So as to be expected with me I can never let a not so funny joke just end...I have to ram in the ground to the point where people start to think I'm just talking to myself. So after doing what I'm supposed to do with the GiantBombSquad Giant Bomb Community Twitter account and tweeting some good community created stuff I decided to Tweet "Why call your game StarCRAFT if there's no REAL crafting in it?" The response by members of the Giant Bomb Community ranged from explaining how there is actual crafting in StarCraft to calling me out or an incredibly lame pun (which I will accept). Yet how does our very own Brad Shoemaker factor in on this? Well he caught wind of my Tweet and was to have none of my tomfoolery:

Well I guess that's it guys...I guess I have to tender my resignation now.

Moderator
#2 Posted by Klei (1768 posts) -

What is this I don't even

#3 Posted by Joeybagad0nutz (1438 posts) -

I hereby declare myself, the next user to replace ZombiePie moderator position, when the Brad Shoemaker, bans him from the site.
#4 Edited by Christoffer (1816 posts) -

Be calm. Brad doesn't strike me as a person who holds a grudge for to long.

Also, it's funny how you're reffering to video game crafting as "real crafting". What the hell then do you call actuall real crafting?

#5 Posted by kingzetta (4307 posts) -

Well at least your not dead to anyone important.

#6 Posted by Vager (1654 posts) -

So your saying Solar should be is the real Starcraft?

#7 Posted by ApolloBob (570 posts) -

Shouldn't he have said "You've pulled a me to me"?

#8 Posted by TheSeductiveMoose (3617 posts) -

But... But I thought you were alive.

#9 Posted by MattyFTM (14383 posts) -

If he thinks that is bad he should try getting into a political debate with you.

Moderator Online
#10 Edited by Sanj (2387 posts) -

This annecdote didn't have the punch line I was expecting when I started reading it.

I demand compensation.

#11 Posted by phrosnite (3518 posts) -

Anyone cares?

#12 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

Well, to be fair to Brad, you are a zombie.

#13 Posted by TaliciaDragonsong (8698 posts) -
@phrosnite said:

Anyone cares?

Lots of people do actually...sad.
#14 Posted by Sparky_Buzzsaw (6186 posts) -

When you wake up with a Protoss head in your bed, you know shit's about to go down.

Moderator
#15 Posted by Tylea002 (2295 posts) -

You're a zombie pie.

Of course you're dead. You're undead.

#17 Posted by the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG (4308 posts) -

Yeah youre already dead soooo...

#18 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18955 posts) -
@TaliciaDragonsong said:
@phrosnite said:

Anyone cares?

Lots of people do actually...sad.
it has something to do with ONE OF THE FOUR GUYS come on this is IMPORTANT. We're all hetero sexual MEN here (most of us) yet drooling over vinny's fAis or Brad's vOIS is totally cool xoxo
#19 Posted by adoggz (2067 posts) -

@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG said:

Yeah youre already dead soooo...

UNdead...

#20 Posted by TaliciaDragonsong (8698 posts) -
@AhmadMetallic
PM me, you freak.
#21 Posted by PillClinton (3291 posts) -

I think it's supposed to be said and thought of as "Stark Raft"--the best kind of raft. Hope that helps ease your uneasy soul.

#22 Posted by Enigma777 (6073 posts) -

Wait there was a SC2 tournament today? GODDAMMIT!!

#23 Posted by Anthony (236 posts) -

Awesome I love reading chat logs

#24 Posted by Skullo (646 posts) -

JAMAZING.

#25 Posted by CrazyBagMan (842 posts) -

I missed the tournament again! Crap!

#26 Posted by InfiniteGeass (2054 posts) -

#27 Posted by BraveToaster (12590 posts) -
@phrosnite said:

Anyone cares?

Blog Initiative, son. You better recognize!
#28 Posted by Napalm (9020 posts) -

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

@AhmadMetallic: PM me, you freak.

wtf

#29 Posted by TaliciaDragonsong (8698 posts) -
@Napalm said:

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

@AhmadMetallic: PM me, you freak.

wtf

You can PM me too if you feel left out.
#30 Posted by ReyGitano (2467 posts) -

You never mess with a man's crafting.

#31 Posted by PeasantAbuse (5138 posts) -

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

@Napalm said:

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

@AhmadMetallic: PM me, you freak.

wtf

You can PM me too if you feel left out.

Are there PM fights going on?

#32 Posted by Milkman (16779 posts) -

I'm not sure this warrants a thread...

#33 Posted by coakroach (2490 posts) -

Your gun and your badge.

NOW.

#34 Posted by President_Barackbar (3462 posts) -

Quick, scramble into the power vacuum!

#35 Posted by TaliciaDragonsong (8698 posts) -
@PeasantAbuse said:

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

@Napalm said:

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

@AhmadMetallic: PM me, you freak.

wtf

You can PM me too if you feel left out.

Are there PM fights going on?

I just like abusing Ahmad, that's all.^^
#36 Posted by SamFo (1528 posts) -

@Sanj said:

This annecdote didn't have the punch line I was expecting when I started reading it.

I demand compensation.

yeah...

#37 Posted by Napalm (9020 posts) -

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

@Napalm said:

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

@AhmadMetallic: PM me, you freak.

wtf

You can PM me too if you feel left out.

I always knew you were a freak. Redheads are such freaks.

#38 Posted by Mikemcn (6988 posts) -

@TheSeductiveMoose said:

But... But I thought you were alive.

I can't handle reddit and Giant Bomb merging like this, its too much!

#39 Posted by Yummylee (21615 posts) -

Don't worry, ZombiePie. I at least thought this was an entertaining blog.

#40 Posted by The_Tolman (433 posts) -

@kingzetta said:

Well at least your not dead to anyone important.

DAWWWW SHIT!

#41 Posted by Obinice (275 posts) -

Wait, you have steamed tournaments? I love watching - but have never seen those in the Giant Bomb archived streams? I'd be all over that!

#42 Posted by Gerhabio (1977 posts) -

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

@phrosnite said:

Anyone cares?

Lots of people do actually...sad.
#43 Posted by Claude (16254 posts) -

Maybe when Brad crafts a killing stick in Dead Island and uses it to dismember a Zombie and eventually smash its head, he'll think of you.

#44 Posted by TaliciaDragonsong (8698 posts) -
@Napalm said:

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

@Napalm said:

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

@AhmadMetallic: PM me, you freak.

wtf

You can PM me too if you feel left out.

I always knew you were a freak. Redheads are such freaks.

Guilty as charged.
#45 Posted by supermike6 (3564 posts) -

@Enigma777 said:

Wait there was a SC2 tournament today? GODDAMMIT!!

Yes, my thoughts exactly. I can't believe I missed it.

#46 Posted by Aegon (5588 posts) -

Where do i submit my resume?

#47 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18955 posts) -
@TaliciaDragonsong said:
@Napalm said:

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

@Napalm said:

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

@AhmadMetallic: PM me, you freak.

wtf

You can PM me too if you feel left out.

I always knew you were a freak. Redheads are such freaks.

Guilty as charged.
And i'm your witness 
#48 Posted by EnchantedEcho (739 posts) -

@Mikemcn said:

@TheSeductiveMoose said:

But... But I thought you were alive.

I can't handle reddit and Giant Bomb merging like this, its too much!

!!

#49 Posted by Six (612 posts) -

I think you are "undead" to him.

#50 Posted by SeriouslyNow (8534 posts) -

I guess what's more important is to know if there's any Zombie in your Pie and if not you're not undead to me.

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