So this Saturday was the eleventh Giant Bomb StarCraft II Community tournament. As to be expected I watched the live stream and for some odd reason something snapped and I decided to have a little fun in the chatroom for the stream:

• zombiepie: StarCraft?

  » What's a Starcraft?

• jorbear: Ask Brad or Norm. Because we dont know

• zombiepie: Is there crafting in StarCraft?

• jorbear: Yes

  » but not crafting of stars

  » you actually craft war

• zombiepie: I think that's fraudulent. Why call your game StarCRAFT if there's no REAL crafting?

  » Blizzard are the worst people EVAR!!!!

• jorbear: Because bitches love crafting

• zombiepie: BLARG I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW!

• ducrapho: Get mad

• Mod thule725: Minecraft also has crafting

• zombiepie: StarCraft is as fraudulent as Enron. You heard it here first.

So as to be expected with me I can never let a not so funny joke just end...I have to ram in the ground to the point where people start to think I'm just talking to myself. So after doing what I'm supposed to do with the GiantBombSquad Giant Bomb Community Twitter account and tweeting some good community created stuff I decided to Tweet "Why call your game StarCRAFT if there's no REAL crafting in it?" The response by members of the Giant Bomb Community ranged from explaining how there is actual crafting in StarCraft to calling me out or an incredibly lame pun (which I will accept). Yet how does our very own Brad Shoemaker factor in on this? Well he caught wind of my Tweet and was to have none of my tomfoolery:

Well I guess that's it guys...I guess I have to tender my resignation now.

So this Saturday was the eleventh Giant Bomb StarCraft II Community tournament. As to be expected I watched the live stream and for some odd reason something snapped and I decided to have a little fun in the chatroom for the stream:

• zombiepie: StarCraft?

  » What's a Starcraft?

• jorbear: Ask Brad or Norm. Because we dont know

• zombiepie: Is there crafting in StarCraft?

• jorbear: Yes

  » but not crafting of stars

  » you actually craft war

• zombiepie: I think that's fraudulent. Why call your game StarCRAFT if there's no REAL crafting?

  » Blizzard are the worst people EVAR!!!!

• jorbear: Because bitches love crafting

• zombiepie: BLARG I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW!

• ducrapho: Get mad

• Mod thule725: Minecraft also has crafting

• zombiepie: StarCraft is as fraudulent as Enron. You heard it here first.

So as to be expected with me I can never let a not so funny joke just end...I have to ram in the ground to the point where people start to think I'm just talking to myself. So after doing what I'm supposed to do with the GiantBombSquad Giant Bomb Community Twitter account and tweeting some good community created stuff I decided to Tweet "Why call your game StarCRAFT if there's no REAL crafting in it?" The response by members of the Giant Bomb Community ranged from explaining how there is actual crafting in StarCraft to calling me out or an incredibly lame pun (which I will accept). Yet how does our very own Brad Shoemaker factor in on this? Well he caught wind of my Tweet and was to have none of my tomfoolery:

Well I guess that's it guys...I guess I have to tender my resignation now.

What is this I don't even

Be calm. Brad doesn't strike me as a person who holds a grudge for to long.

Also, it's funny how you're reffering to video game crafting as "real crafting". What the hell then do you call actuall real crafting?

Well at least your not dead to anyone important.

So your saying Solar should be is the real Starcraft?

Shouldn't he have said "You've pulled a me to me"?

But... But I thought you were alive.

If he thinks that is bad he should try getting into a political debate with you.

This annecdote didn't have the punch line I was expecting when I started reading it.

I demand compensation.

Anyone cares?

Well, to be fair to Brad, you are a zombie.

Anyone cares?

When you wake up with a Protoss head in your bed, you know shit's about to go down.

You're a zombie pie.

Of course you're dead. You're undead.

Yeah youre already dead soooo...

@phrosnite said:

Anyone cares?

Lots of people do actually...sad.

@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG said:

Yeah youre already dead soooo...

UNdead...

I think it's supposed to be said and thought of as "Stark Raft"--the best kind of raft. Hope that helps ease your uneasy soul.

Wait there was a SC2 tournament today? GODDAMMIT!!

Awesome I love reading chat logs

JAMAZING.

I missed the tournament again! Crap!

Anyone cares?

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

@AhmadMetallic: PM me, you freak.

wtf

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

@AhmadMetallic: PM me, you freak.

wtf

You never mess with a man's crafting.

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

@Napalm said:

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

@AhmadMetallic: PM me, you freak.

wtf

You can PM me too if you feel left out.

Are there PM fights going on?

I'm not sure this warrants a thread...

Your gun and your badge.

NOW.

Quick, scramble into the power vacuum!

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

@Napalm said:

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

@AhmadMetallic: PM me, you freak.

wtf

You can PM me too if you feel left out.

Are there PM fights going on?

@Sanj said:

This annecdote didn't have the punch line I was expecting when I started reading it.

I demand compensation.

yeah...

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

@Napalm said:

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

@AhmadMetallic: PM me, you freak.

wtf

You can PM me too if you feel left out.

I always knew you were a freak. Redheads are such freaks.

@TheSeductiveMoose said:

But... But I thought you were alive.

I can't handle reddit and Giant Bomb merging like this, its too much!

Don't worry, ZombiePie. I at least thought this was an entertaining blog.

@kingzetta said:

Well at least your not dead to anyone important.

DAWWWW SHIT!

Wait, you have steamed tournaments? I love watching - but have never seen those in the Giant Bomb archived streams? I'd be all over that!

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

@phrosnite said:

Anyone cares?

Lots of people do actually...sad.

Maybe when Brad crafts a killing stick in Dead Island and uses it to dismember a Zombie and eventually smash its head, he'll think of you.

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

@Napalm said:

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

@AhmadMetallic: PM me, you freak.

wtf

You can PM me too if you feel left out.

I always knew you were a freak. Redheads are such freaks.

@Enigma777 said:

Wait there was a SC2 tournament today? GODDAMMIT!!

Yes, my thoughts exactly. I can't believe I missed it.

Where do i submit my resume?

@Napalm said:

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

@Napalm said:

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

@AhmadMetallic: PM me, you freak.

wtf

You can PM me too if you feel left out.

I always knew you were a freak. Redheads are such freaks.

Guilty as charged.

@Mikemcn said:

@TheSeductiveMoose said:

But... But I thought you were alive.

I can't handle reddit and Giant Bomb merging like this, its too much!

!!

I think you are "undead" to him.

I guess what's more important is to know if there's any Zombie in your Pie and if not you're not undead to me.