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    Brad Shoemaker was a senior editor of Giant Bomb from 2008 to 2021, and a former editor for GameSpot. He was the third host of the Giant Bombcast. Voice of an angel.

    Most Satisfying Thing About Brad's Voice

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    #1  Edited By jakob187

    It's the *sigh* that he lets out when he is dropping off his words.

    I.E. - in the new podcast (12/16/2008), he says "those ants are no longer of this Earth" and then *sighs*.

    That sound is awesome.

    What about you fools?  What about Brad's manly, amazing voice is the best part?
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    #2  Edited By Arkthemaniac

    The part where he opens his mouth and sound comes out always sends shivers through my body.

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    #3  Edited By Claude

    When it cracks... I love it when that deep voice goes high all of a sudden. I bet his voice was all over the place when he went through puberty.

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    #4  Edited By Thrawn1

    my god...you people aren't joking

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    #5  Edited By pause422
    Arkthemaniac said:
    "The part where he opens his mouth and sound comes out always sends shivers through my body."
    You said it. I wonder how many GB male users have a man crush on Brad....
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    #6  Edited By Arkthemaniac
    pause422 said:
    "Arkthemaniac said:
    "The part where he opens his mouth and sound comes out always sends shivers through my body."
    You said it. I wonder how many GB male users have a man crush on Brad...."
    i'd raise my hand, but I'm currently busy with one typing, and the other . . . well, we are talking about brad's voice.
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    #7  Edited By pause422
    Arkthemaniac said:
    "pause422 said:
    "Arkthemaniac said:
    "The part where he opens his mouth and sound comes out always sends shivers through my body."
    You said it. I wonder how many GB male users have a man crush on Brad...."
    i'd raise my hand, but I'm currently busy with one typing, and the other . . . well, we are talking about brad's voice."
    oh, that was well said sir, well said. Totally understandable point.
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    #8  Edited By daniel_beck_90
    pause422 said:
    "Arkthemaniac said:
    "The part where he opens his mouth and sound comes out always sends shivers through my body."
    You said it. I wonder how many GB male users have a man crush on Brad...."
      it should not always be a crush , we are merely praising Brad's amazing and deep voice
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    #9  Edited By pause422

    Its just a joke daniel :P mostly...

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    #10  Edited By deactivated-61665c8292280
    daniel_beck_90 said:
     it should not always be a crush
    Someone's in a state of denial, I see.

    :-p
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    #11  Edited By daniel_beck_90
    pause422 said:
    "Its just a joke daniel :P mostly..."
       I know it dude  lol

    Sir_Ragnarok     said:
    "daniel_beck_90 said:
     it should not always be a crush
    Someone's in a state of denial, I see.

    :-p"
       lol , yeah you got me
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    #12  Edited By Arkthemaniac

    Obviously you guys don't know, but I have watched Brad sleep before, and . . . his snores are even sexier than his voice!

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    #13  Edited By MasterOfPenguins_Zell
    Thrawn said:
    "my god...you people aren't joking"
    Throughout your life, you'll come across people of the same gender as you, that you're like, "Man I'd totally do that guy if we were both gay...or drunk..." Brad is just one of those guys....
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    #14  Edited By daniel_beck_90
    Arkthemaniac said:
    "Obviously you guys don't know, but I have watched Brad sleep before, and . . . his snores are even sexier than his voice!"
      I lol'ed hard
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    #15  Edited By Arkthemaniac
    MasterOfPenguins_Zell said:
    "Thrawn said:
    "my god...you people aren't joking"
    Throughout your life, you'll come across people of the same gender as you, that you're like, "Man I'd totally do that guy if we were both gay...or drunk..." Brad is just one of those guys...."
    No, there's people like that, and then there's people that you see and you say to yourself.
    "You know what? I want to be gay."

    And then you are. Brad Shoemaker will be the cause of the unpopulation of the world.
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    #16  Edited By Claude

    He's from North Carolina and so am I. We might be related, you know how us southerners are. I wouldn't do him, that would be like incest.

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    #17  Edited By Arkthemaniac
    Hahahaha, too bad for you, man.

    However, the prospect of you being related to him makes you much more . . . appealing than before.
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    #18  Edited By LiquidPrince

    Guys, do you know how unbelievably creepy this must be to Brad...

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    #19  Edited By deactivated-5d7bd9e4bef30

    Sitting on your speakers as his voice reverberates through them

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    #20  Edited By jakob187
    TeflonBilly said:
    "Sitting on your speakers as his voice reverberates through them"
    My speakers are small....  =  (
    LiquidPrince said:
    "Guys, do you know how unbelievably creepy this must be to Brad..."
    I think it's probably creepier to him that there are people who DON'T have a man crush on him!!!
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    #21  Edited By Arkthemaniac
    LiquidPrince said:
    "Guys, do you know how unbelievably creepy this must be to Brad..."
    Hey, man, or extremely hot redheaded woman if that avatar is a self portrait . . . we are here to let Brad know that I, as would half the rest of the site, would tap that. That is not creepy. That's flattering.
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    #22  Edited By Meowayne

    Distilled Brad's Voice is what they put into AXE.

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    #23  Edited By AuthenticM

    Brad is so manly he can make his girlfriend come by sweet talking her vagoo.

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    #24  Edited By elbow

    I think Brad should sing a Barry White song... but based on video games.

    Good lord!

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    #25  Edited By matthew
    Meowayne said:
    "Distilled Brad's Voice is what they put into AXE."
    'Nuff said.
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    #26  Edited By TheGreatGuero

    I am officially frightened by the forum members of Giantbomb. Someone hold me.

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    #27  Edited By brukaoru

    You know what's satisfying about Brad's voice? ...Everything.

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    #28  Edited By Arkthemaniac
    TheGreatGuero said:
    "I am officially frightened by the forum members of Giantbomb. Someone hold me."
    If you're not Brad, you're not worth any of my love.
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    #29  Edited By RHCPfan24

    Sifting through the posts on this thread is hilarious, and yes, I agree with much of the things people have said.

    pause422 said:
    "Arkthemaniac said:
    "The part where he opens his mouth and sound comes out always sends shivers through my body."
    You said it. I wonder how many GB male users have a man crush on Brad...."
    *Does double take* ...yes ;)
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    #30  Edited By Stevokenevo

    Man crush!

    LiquidPrince said:

    "Guys, do you know how unbelievably creepy this must be to Brad..."
    not as creepy as he probably found most of the pictures of himself in this thread.

    What i would like to know is, what the hell must his dad sound like, if brad's voice is that amazing.  They make passing comments about how badass brad's dad is in some podcasts.  I imagine he can make you shit your pants by growling.
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    #31  Edited By Hexpane

    This thread is full of gay f4ggotry, and not the good kind either.

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    #32  Edited By Stevokenevo

    The urban dictionary states:  Gay Faggot =  Gay means happy and faggot means a bundle of sticks. 

    So....whats the good kind?

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    #33  Edited By Gunner
    Stevokenevo said:
    "The urban dictionary states:  Gay Faggot =  Gay means happy and faggot means a bundle of sticks. 

    So....whats the good kind?"
    a sad bundle of twigs.
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    #34  Edited By Bulldog19892

    Here's a tip for the ladies of GiantBomb, listen to Brad's voice over your speakers while sitting on your subwoofer.

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    #35  Edited By Arkthemaniac
    Hexpane said:
    "This thread is full of gay f4ggotry, and not the good kind either."
    Obviously someone without the raw sexual force of Brad.
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    #36  Edited By jonnyp

    I love every second of this thread.  

    I modified my car horn to just be brad's voice saying "what? *sigh*"
    I changed my ringtone to be brad's laughter. 
    I only speak to women with pre-recorded tapes of brad quips.  Same goes for ordering pizza.
    When I think the voice inside my head is narrated by brad.  Same goes for reading.
    I use a modified dog whistle, that when you blow in it brads voice comes out, to get chicks.  Only women can hear it. 
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    #37  Edited By lamegame621

    Yeah, anyone who doesn't have a bit of a mancrush on Brad is kind of weeeirrdd.

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    #38  Edited By Hexpane
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    #39  Edited By Zebadee

    I feel a Brad soundboard coming on...

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    #40  Edited By Bulldog19892
    Hexpane said:
    "podcasts... I think Maddox has said it best. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=banish"
    Maddox is funny, but for the most part he just comes off as a bitter, world-hating, depressive, pretentious, holier-than-thou douche who is overly sensitive about everything. "I hate the word podcast, because it's just compressed sound, and that has been around forever." Really? It takes that little to piss you off? From a guy who fancies himself a muscular, giant-balled, badass pirate he sure comes off like a whiny bitch.
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