This should be used as the Brad Shoemaker theme song.

#1 Posted by WalkerTR77 (1348 posts) -

  Seriously, it's ideal. This needs to be put to use in some way, maybe to introduce him on the bombcast?

  

#2 Posted by BraveToaster (12590 posts) -

That's actually good.

#3 Posted by HandsomeDead (11863 posts) -

I thought Brad's theme song was already this: 
 
  

#4 Posted by Management (596 posts) -

Twisted Pixel once again showing us why they are the best at making Game songs. 
 
They have, Everybody loves doughnuts, The stats song and now this.

#5 Posted by FluxWaveZ (19155 posts) -

Didn't the staff make that joke in the first Comic Jumper Quick Look?

#6 Posted by ReyGitano (2465 posts) -

... lucky Brad. I want my own theme song.

#7 Posted by WalkerTR77 (1348 posts) -
@FluxWaveZ: This is no joke.
#8 Posted by RVonE (4479 posts) -
@HandsomeDead said:
"I thought Brad's theme song was already this: 
 
  
"

Oh man...
#9 Posted by FluxWaveZ (19155 posts) -
@WalkerTR77 said:
" @FluxWaveZ: This is no joke. "
True.  Heh, if they ever plan to continue a "Brad centric" video series like "Building with Brad", it could be fun to have that as his theme or something. 
 
  
#10 Posted by WalkerTR77 (1348 posts) -
@FluxWaveZ: Oh god I came to Giantbomb too late, Brad used to have a beard.
#11 Edited by Mikemcn (6875 posts) -

Awesome, i support this. heres the lyrics for analysis.
 

 Lyrics:

Who's that super-fly musclepumper? (It's, it's, it's, it's Brad)
You've never seen a super-fly musclepumper as bad as this Brad
Who's that super-fly musclepumper? (It's, it's, it's, it's Brad)
You've never seen a super-fly musclepumper as bad as this Brad

It's Brad, it's Brad, Braaad, Brabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabra-
Brad, it's Brad, it's Brad, Brabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabra-
Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad

B is for the bodaciousness the Bradley brings to this beat
R is for the ridiculos radicalness I'm about to release
A is for the absolute awesomest anti-hero alive
D's dang sure for deliciousness, coz I'm a delectable guy

So:
B! (Bodacious)
R! (Radical)
A! (so Awesome)
D! (Deliciousness)
B! (Bodacious)
R! (Radical)
A! (so Awesome)
D! (Deliciousness)

He's Brad he's bad to the bone
He's Brad he's bad to the bone
He's Brad he's bad to the bone
He's Brad, he's bad
He's Brad he's bad to the bone
He's Brad he's bad to the bone
He's Brad he's bad to the bone
He's Brad, he's bad

#12 Posted by FluxWaveZ (19155 posts) -
@WalkerTR77 said:
" @FluxWaveZ: Oh god I came to Giantbomb too late, Brad used to have a beard. "
  
#13 Posted by President_Barackbar (3344 posts) -

Use this to introduce Brad, followed shortly by him doing his usual "I'm up! I'm up!" routine.

#14 Posted by MooseyMcMan (9738 posts) -

YES! The song is perfect.  

#15 Posted by Death_Unicorn (2826 posts) -

No! For the sake of humanity, no! If ever this happened, guys would lose their girlfriends around the globe!

#16 Posted by WalkerTR77 (1348 posts) -
@FluxWaveZ: Wow, wheres the trademark Shoemaker enthusiasm? He sounds like he's being forced to review against his will.
#17 Posted by InfamousBIG (3201 posts) -
@WalkerTR77:  
 The really need to do this.  
 
For real. 
 
For seriousness. 
 
I'm not joking.  Are you? 
 
But seriously.... 
 
Yes.
#18 Posted by WalkerTR77 (1348 posts) -

The real problem here would be getting songs of equal quality for the rest of the bomb squad.

#19 Posted by RVonE (4479 posts) -
@FluxWaveZ said:
" @WalkerTR77 said:
" @FluxWaveZ: Oh god I came to Giantbomb too late, Brad used to have a beard. "
  
"

OH FUCK! That feels like ages ago!
#20 Posted by Scrawnto (2413 posts) -
@WalkerTR77: Yeah, all Brad's old reviews are like that. He hardly seems awake. That, combined with the shaggy hair and glasses, makes him seem like an entirely different person from the current Brad.
#21 Posted by HandsomeDead (11863 posts) -
@FluxWaveZ said:
" @WalkerTR77 said:
" @FluxWaveZ: Oh god I came to Giantbomb too late, Brad used to have a beard. "
  
"
That is so awkward.
#22 Edited by Six (611 posts) -

Brad before he had pulled so many Brads's that it was known as 'Pulling a Brad'

#23 Posted by FluxWaveZ (19155 posts) -

  

 
This has nothing to do with the topic, but I just feel that I need to post this as I posted that bizarro Brad video.  This one's Ryan.  I just find it interesting to see how they've changed and how they've gotten way better at doing these kinds of videos now.
#24 Posted by Skullo (646 posts) -
@WalkerTR77 said:
" @FluxWaveZ: Wow, wheres the trademark Shoemaker enthusiasm? He sounds like he's being forced to review against his will. "
It's really jarring to me, actually. Comparing that and Ryan Davis to how they are right now. It's really jarring.
#25 Posted by Six (611 posts) -

it is funny seeing some of the 'olde stuffe' they did.

#26 Edited by myketuna (1631 posts) -

I think that was more the Gamespot "keep it clean and keep it friendly" thing they probably told them to adhere to. No F-bombs, wacky humor, etc. Reading off a script I'm guessing.
 
Edit: Also, I like that he kind of panicked when he says one level is already in its destroyed "mode" instead of "state" or something like that.

#27 Posted by Redbullet685 (5980 posts) -

I want that game so bad, but not for $15, maybe when its the deal of the week.

#28 Posted by Kyreo (4600 posts) -
@HandsomeDead said:
" @FluxWaveZ said:
" @WalkerTR77 said:
" @FluxWaveZ: Oh god I came to Giantbomb too late, Brad used to have a beard. "
  
"
That is so awkward. "
I knew I wasn't the only one feeling it.
#29 Posted by Shadow (4966 posts) -
@Kyreo said:

" @HandsomeDead said:

" @FluxWaveZ said:

" @WalkerTR77 said:
" @FluxWaveZ: Oh god I came to Giantbomb too late, Brad used to have a beard. "
  
"
That is so awkward. "
I knew I wasn't the only one feeling it. "
Somehow, Gamespot video reviews were always terrible, except, ironically, when the game itself was terrible.
#30 Posted by jakob187 (21503 posts) -
@FluxWaveZ said:
" @WalkerTR77 said:
" @FluxWaveZ: Oh god I came to Giantbomb too late, Brad used to have a beard. "
  
"
That was the most unenthusiastic I could imagine anyone being.  Holy crap! 
#31 Posted by ESREVER (2574 posts) -

This song is freaking rad. I totally approve!

#32 Posted by SamFo (1511 posts) -
#33 Posted by Gerhabio (1969 posts) -

@FluxWaveZ said:

@WalkerTR77 said:
" @FluxWaveZ: Oh god I came to Giantbomb too late, Brad used to have a beard. "

haha, it's great every time

#34 Posted by EnchantedEcho (729 posts) -

@FluxWaveZ said:

@WalkerTR77 said:
" @FluxWaveZ: This is no joke. "
True. Heh, if they ever plan to continue a "Brad centric" video series like "Building with Brad", it could be fun to have that as his theme or something.

I remember people getting so upset about this.

#35 Posted by WalkerTR77 (1348 posts) -

@SamFo: Oh my God it actually came true!

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