Seriously, it's ideal. This needs to be put to use in some way, maybe to introduce him on the bombcast?
Brad Shoemaker
Brad Shoemaker was a senior editor of Giant Bomb from 2008 to 2021, and a former editor for GameSpot. He was the third host of the Giant Bombcast. Voice of an angel.
This should be used as the Brad Shoemaker theme song.
Twisted Pixel once again showing us why they are the best at making Game songs.
They have, Everybody loves doughnuts, The stats song and now this.
Awesome, i support this. heres the lyrics for analysis.
Lyrics:
Who's that super-fly musclepumper? (It's, it's, it's, it's Brad)
You've never seen a super-fly musclepumper as bad as this Brad
Who's that super-fly musclepumper? (It's, it's, it's, it's Brad)
You've never seen a super-fly musclepumper as bad as this Brad
It's Brad, it's Brad, Braaad, Brabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabra-
Brad, it's Brad, it's Brad, Brabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabrabra-
Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad
B is for the bodaciousness the Bradley brings to this beat
R is for the ridiculos radicalness I'm about to release
A is for the absolute awesomest anti-hero alive
D's dang sure for deliciousness, coz I'm a delectable guy
So:
B! (Bodacious)
R! (Radical)
A! (so Awesome)
D! (Deliciousness)
B! (Bodacious)
R! (Radical)
A! (so Awesome)
D! (Deliciousness)
He's Brad he's bad to the bone
He's Brad he's bad to the bone
He's Brad he's bad to the bone
He's Brad, he's bad
He's Brad he's bad to the bone
He's Brad he's bad to the bone
He's Brad he's bad to the bone
He's Brad, he's bad
No! For the sake of humanity, no! If ever this happened, guys would lose their girlfriends around the globe!
The really need to do this.
For real.
For seriousness.
I'm not joking. Are you?
But seriously....
Yes.
" @WalkerTR77 said:That is so awkward." @FluxWaveZ: Oh god I came to Giantbomb too late, Brad used to have a beard. ""
I think that was more the Gamespot "keep it clean and keep it friendly" thing they probably told them to adhere to. No F-bombs, wacky humor, etc. Reading off a script I'm guessing.
Edit: Also, I like that he kind of panicked when he says one level is already in its destroyed "mode" instead of "state" or something like that.
Somehow, Gamespot video reviews were always terrible, except, ironically, when the game itself was terrible." @HandsomeDead said:
I knew I wasn't the only one feeling it. "" @FluxWaveZ said:
" @WalkerTR77 said:That is so awkward. "" @FluxWaveZ: Oh god I came to Giantbomb too late, Brad used to have a beard. ""
@FluxWaveZ said:
@WalkerTR77 said:" @FluxWaveZ: This is no joke. "True. Heh, if they ever plan to continue a "Brad centric" video series like "Building with Brad", it could be fun to have that as his theme or something.
I remember people getting so upset about this.
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