... Wait, would this work?

Brad Shoemaker is a former editor for Gamespot and current editor of Giant Bomb. He is known for his deep voice, sleepiness during podcasts, and tendency to die in Quick Looks. And before you ask, no, he is not actually leaving.

... Wait, would this work?

#1 Posted by JonathanMoore (1858 posts) - 3 years, 5 months ago

So I know what you're thinking "... Oh jeez, another one of these topics", but I just have to ask...

If Brad actually tried to imitate a deep voice... what would happen?... Express your theories here.

#2 Posted by inkeiren (989 posts) - 3 years, 5 months ago

Woah.

I imagine it'd have the same effect as googling google.

#3 Posted by Vinchenzo (6184 posts) - 3 years, 5 months ago

His voice would be high. Just like in Math when a negative meets a negative in specific situations, and becomes a positive.

#4 Posted by Geno (6479 posts) - 3 years, 5 months ago

The wavelengths would cancel each other out and it would just be silence. Dead silence.

#5 Posted by JJOR64 (18113 posts) - 3 years, 5 months ago

The world would explode.

#6 Posted by Kohe321 (3496 posts) - 3 years, 5 months ago

@JonathanMoore said:

" So I know what you're thinking "... Oh jeez, another one of these topics", but I just have to ask... If Brad actually tried to imitate a deep voice... what would happen?... Express your theories here. "

It would be like an unstoppable force hitting an immovable object.

#7 Posted by EVO (3505 posts) - 3 years, 5 months ago

He'd sound deeper than Barry White on Whacking Day.

#8 Posted by Yummylee (18138 posts) - 3 years, 5 months ago

Every dog in the world would race towards him.

#9 Posted by C_Rakestraw (747 posts) - 3 years, 5 months ago

The universe would first implode upon itself, and then explode into a million pieces.

#10 Posted by JonathanMoore (1858 posts) - 3 years, 5 months ago

Interesting theories. Scientifically, the Barry White theory is plausible.

#11 Posted by GoodKn1ght (490 posts) - 3 years, 5 months ago

the second coming of christ

#12 Posted by jukezypoo (3657 posts) - 3 years, 5 months ago

He'd probably just talk normally, since his voice is pretty deep. Not sure if you noticed...

....FUCK YOUR WITTY COMMENTS!!!

#13 Posted by MAN_FLANNEL (2427 posts) - 3 years, 5 months ago

God dammit people Brad's voice is not deep.

#14 Posted by JonathanMoore (1858 posts) - 3 years, 4 months ago

@MAN_FLANNEL said:

" God dammit people Brad's voice is not deep. "

It's Uber-Deep??

#15 Posted by markini6 (363 posts) - 3 years, 4 months ago

The brown noise

#16 Posted by TheMustacheHero (6654 posts) - 3 years, 4 months ago

He'd sound like Tay Zonday?

#17 Posted by Crono (2599 posts) - 3 years, 4 months ago

Brad should do this on the podcast. I am kind of scared of what might happen though.

#18 Posted by OmegaPirate (5432 posts) - 3 years, 4 months ago

@TheMustacheHero said:

" He'd sound like Tay Zonday? "

Allow me to introduce myself....

#19 Posted by TheMustacheHero (6654 posts) - 3 years, 4 months ago

@OmegaPirate said:

" @TheMustacheHero said:
" He'd sound like Tay Zonday? "
Allow me to introduce myself.... "

**I move away from the mic to breathe in**

#20 Posted by JonathanMoore (1858 posts) - 3 years, 4 months ago

Just for curiosities sake I sent in an Email asking if he would imitate a deep voice for this weeks All-Email Bombcast, in case you find ladies and gents were wondering.