Would You Enturst Your Life To Brad Shoemaker?

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#1 Posted by Kou_Leifoh (1891 posts) -

If you want to know my answer, I say no. Seeing how the guy keeps pulling Brads, I would probably have ten minutes to live before he pulls another Brad.

#2 Posted by Ryax (4630 posts) -

same reason so no. but think what you could do with those 10 minutes...

#3 Posted by JJOR64 (18992 posts) -

I would.  He only pulls a "Brad" in video games.

#4 Posted by CaptainObvious (2998 posts) -
@JJOR64 said:
" I would.  He only pulls a "Brad" in video games. "
How do you know?
#5 Posted by JJOR64 (18992 posts) -
@CaptainObvious said:
" @JJOR64 said:
" I would.  He only pulls a "Brad" in video games. "
How do you know? "
I have magical powers and I know I can trust him.
#6 Posted by Alex_Murphy (1184 posts) -

Entrust my life to him in what way? I don't know him, I only know OF him. And he doesn't know me at all.

#7 Edited by CaptainObvious (2998 posts) -
@JJOR64 said:

" @CaptainObvious said:

" @JJOR64 said:
" I would.  He only pulls a "Brad" in video games. "
How do you know? "
I have magical powers and I know I can trust him. "
Oh, now i can trust him too thanks to your knowledge of sorcery. Can you summon demons out of toilets?
#8 Posted by JJOR64 (18992 posts) -
@CaptainObvious said:
" @JJOR64 said:

" @CaptainObvious said:

" @JJOR64 said:
" I would.  He only pulls a "Brad" in video games. "
How do you know? "
I have magical powers and I know I can trust him. "
Oh, now i can trust him too thanks to your knowledge of sorcery. Can you summon demons out of toilets? "
I'll give it a shot.    HMMMMMM......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!          Sorry, I can't do that.  The only powers I have are the ones about trusting Brad.
#9 Posted by Icemael (6320 posts) -

NEVER

#10 Posted by Bouke (1402 posts) -

I don't know, i mean its not that i know Brad good enough to make that kind of a discicion. Just looking at his quicklook record, i would have to say  "Hell no!!"
#11 Posted by CaptainObvious (2998 posts) -
@JJOR64 said:
" @CaptainObvious said:
" @JJOR64 said:

" @CaptainObvious said:

" @JJOR64 said:
" I would.  He only pulls a "Brad" in video games. "
How do you know? "
I have magical powers and I know I can trust him. "
Oh, now i can trust him too thanks to your knowledge of sorcery. Can you summon demons out of toilets? "
I'll give it a shot.    HMMMMMM......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!          Sorry, I can't do that.  The only powers I have are the ones about trusting Brad. "
Well, atleast you know you can trust him. It wouldn't hurt to learn some fireballs, though.
#12 Posted by S0ndor (2716 posts) -

No, because I don't know him and he sure as hell doesn't know me.

#13 Posted by SPACETURTLE (1622 posts) -

I would NEVER!

#14 Posted by NoDeath (798 posts) -
@Alex_Murphy said:
" Entrust my life to him in what way? I don't know him, I only know OF him. And he doesn't know me at all. "
Why do you have to be like that, huh? You and your... Logic!
#15 Posted by Kou_Leifoh (1891 posts) -
@Alex_Murphy said:
" Entrust my life to him in what way? I don't know him, I only know OF him. And he doesn't know me at all. "
Picture this RoboCop, the only way you'll die is if Brad dies in a video game.
#16 Posted by c1337us (5751 posts) -
@Alex_Murphy said:
" Entrust my life to him in what way? I don't know him, I only know OF him. And he doesn't know me at all. "
This. In fact I don't even trust people who do know me, in fact I am pretty sure they all want me dead.
#17 Edited by crusnchill (856 posts) -

Who is brad shoemaker really? I mean really really? Do you know him socially? Because I don't.
He's just some funny and cool guy that I see and hear in podcasts. Does he see or hear me in enough videos/podcasts to know straight off he trusts me with his life?
 
Hell no! So why would I do the same.
I only trust people, who trust me, and have good reason to.
 
I could walk upto brad on the street and the thoughts going through his head would be: "Who's this overly-happy guy I don't know saying 'Hi' even though we've never met? Oh great. He must be a fan... Just be nice for a few minutes, autograph the piece of paper/video game box/Giantbomb merch' and cautiously walk away."
 
I mean if somebody offers you a wad of cash and a car for free, you'll always (if you're smart) wonder what the catch is. "Am I going to quickly have cops on my ass as I drive off in this vehicle?"
 
So I respect him and trust his gut reaction when it comes to games, and I'd probably be that fan that excitedly says "Hi", AND I'd be the guy who get's his autograph.
But only once we had a good enough reason to trust each other would I risk putting my life in anybody I trust's hands. And I believe the same sentiment would come out of brads mouth were he asked the same question about someone else. I don't know for sure though.
 
So I ask again. Who is brad shoemaker really? ;-p
 
EDIT: You did a "Brad" right in the title. (If unintended) Should I entrust you with my life? Lol.

#18 Posted by Jadeskye (4367 posts) -

brad has white blood and an adamantium skeleton.

#19 Posted by crusnchill (856 posts) -
@jadeskye: In that case. YES! Yes I do.
#20 Posted by Landon (4143 posts) -

Nothing against Brad but, considering how the first Dante's Inferno Quick Look went, no.

#21 Posted by CaptainReynolds (55 posts) -
@Alex_Murphy said:
" Entrust my life to him in what way? I don't know him, I only know OF him. And he doesn't know me at all. "
This
#22 Posted by Snail (8606 posts) -

Yeeahh.. no.

#23 Posted by kamoku (62 posts) -

I certainly would! 
To die knowing that Brad pulled a Brad on you? You would die laughing your ass off.. one of the best ways to go if you ask me.

#24 Posted by EthanML (455 posts) -

Sure, why not. He's a pretty cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything.

#25 Posted by Kou_Leifoh (1891 posts) -
@Ryax said:
" same reason so no. but think what you could do with those 10 minutes... "
Watch porn films. That's all.
#26 Posted by zameer (606 posts) -

Ppft, you guys are looking at it the wrong way. It's not a question of whether Brad's dying in a game, it's a question of how long he's letting his video game avatar live.
 
In any case the fella's still alive so I'd say he's as a good a candidate as the next guy is.

#27 Edited by torus (1097 posts) -
@EthanML said: 

" Sure, why not. He's a pretty cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything. "

-_-*    


#28 Posted by Skytylz (4033 posts) -

no, i don't know him

#29 Posted by Pie (7099 posts) -

He'd sell it for some magic beans

#30 Posted by Atomasist (2818 posts) -

Not Brad, but I would to this guy.

 Tom Hanks
I mean he was trapped on an island and escaped.
#31 Posted by Jimbo (9811 posts) -

"Always bet on Brad."
 
They say it for a reason.

#32 Posted by JJWeatherman (14558 posts) -

Of course.

#33 Posted by Creamypies (4066 posts) -

Where the fuck am I?

Online
#34 Posted by Yummylee (21652 posts) -

No, Brad's ME Shepard though, yes.
Online
#35 Posted by CharlesAlanRatliff (5425 posts) -

Yes. I trust my life with any staff member of Giant Bomb.

#36 Posted by FiestaUnicorn (1576 posts) -

I already do.  However the spectre of Brad pulling a Brad keeps me up at night.

#37 Posted by Tuggah (1072 posts) -

To many unknown variables to answer.

#38 Posted by TwelveFootFour (154 posts) -

No. I do trust him with my money, or what games to spend my money on anyway.
#39 Posted by Teptom (2047 posts) -

Probably not.

#40 Posted by MikkaQ (10288 posts) -

#41 Posted by Kou_Leifoh (1891 posts) -
@XII_Sniper said:
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LMAO.
Check this one out, I found it in the Brad page.

Brad taking the Silent Hill psychological exam
#42 Posted by MikkaQ (10288 posts) -
@Kou_Leifoh:  
 
Oh wow, that's harsh hahah. I feel bad, it's true, it IS hard to talk and play at the same time.
#43 Posted by Bobdaman18 (700 posts) -

Why is this not a poll?  But no, Brad doesn't know me so he wouldn't really care too much if I died.

#44 Posted by natetodamax (19206 posts) -

I doubt anyone posting in this thread knows Brad personally. This is like asking "Would you entrust your life to this random hobo?"

#45 Posted by InfiniteGeass (2054 posts) -

I think he'd be better off entrusting his life to me instead.

#46 Posted by Kombat (2205 posts) -

Well, I guess this is slightly less creepy than other staff discussions I've seem.

#47 Posted by Kou_Leifoh (1891 posts) -
@Landon said:
" Nothing against Brad but, considering how the first Dante's Inferno Quick Look went, no. "
The part I like about that QL was when Mr. Davis was yelling at Brad when the ground was crumbling and Brad had to get out of there but hesitated.
 
I mean, wow, Mr. Davis had such a commanding force over Brad.
#48 Posted by JonathanMoore (1858 posts) -

If he took me in his arms then yes. 
 
(L)

#49 Edited by Sifugamer (30 posts) -

Hey he has made it this far, right!
#50 Posted by demonbear (1859 posts) -

Anyon who trusts his life in the hands of Brad Shoemaker is insane. The man has barely enough energy to stay awake. Imagine doing stuff.....

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