BOY WERE YOU WRONG
The title was a joke by the way.
The next part isn't.
So for whatever reason, I ended up on the Braid Blog today. Like, the development blog. There I found something called Braid: A Movement Piece, which from here on we will refer to as What The Fuck in the acronym. WTF is, apparently, a high school alumni (wat?) production of Braid. And when I say production, I mean it is a theatrical performance. Of all the games you could choose to do a play of, they did Braid. They did the game that is by all accounts pretty much already art, but the game that has no dialogue or really that much character interaction at all. I suppose it already being considered art may make the transition to...this easier, but then again I don't really care. That being said, I don't know what this is or why someone would do it. I don't know why it was made or what it means. Perhaps it was meant simply to exist, maybe being is its only truly purpose.
That being said, what does this mean going forward? Will we see a musical about World of Goo, or an all a cappella group attempting to simulate the atmosphere of LIMBO using only their voices? The world may never know. There is one thing that is very clear however, and this stands alone as the sole answer beneath a shroud of mystery. That is that I have no idea what the fuck this is, but these high school alumni (really?) managed to make Braid even more incomprehensible.
For this, I commend them.
Also the entire thing is on youtube so, you know.