What is in the G-Man's Briefcase?

#1 Posted by ManMadeGod (1561 posts) -

Anyone want to take a guess at what is so important that the G-Man needs to carry it around all day?
I say it's the missing cake he stole from Portal.

#2 Posted by brukaoru (5079 posts) -

Another briefcase.

#3 Posted by HistoryInRust (6311 posts) -

The same thing that was in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction

#4 Posted by kmdrkul (3476 posts) -

It's not something worth thinking about.  It's like dividing by zero; do so and your head explodes.

#5 Posted by Karmum (11519 posts) -

I think the real question is -- what isn't in the briefcase?

#6 Posted by Coltonio7 (3156 posts) -

A spare pair of glasses for Dr. Freeman.

#7 Posted by Dr_Feelgood38 (1550 posts) -

Wasn't it like pencils, paper, and a gun or something?
Half-Life 1 noclip FTW.

#8 Posted by DoctorTran (1562 posts) -


#10 Posted by TheGreatGuero (9130 posts) -

I bet there's a Game Boy in there with Tetris. For the slow nights.

#11 Posted by Psynapse (1064 posts) -
DoctorTran said:

Female Underwear
#12 Posted by Clean (2356 posts) -


#13 Posted by 400_babies (41 posts) -

A snypah  

#14 Posted by mr_registered (109 posts) -

Good to see the G-Man has a sentimental framed photo of himself and some ASCII text

#15 Posted by Coltonio7 (3156 posts) -
Psynapse said:
"DoctorTran said:

Female Underwear"
My Underwear!
#16 Posted by bulletclip6 (131 posts) -

the strategy guide for half life. and maybe the soundtrack.

#17 Posted by lilarchie232 (728 posts) -

When you open it up steam comes out.

#18 Posted by Godzilla_Sushi (1084 posts) -

Recent video game research suggests it could be blood diamonds.

#19 Posted by TheDiscoverer (2 posts) -
  1. Nintendo DS Lite
  2. Laptop
  3. Lots of guns
  4. Pens
  5. Money, lots and lots of MONEY$$$$$$$$$
  6. First Aid
  7. Blood Diamonds like Godzilla Sushi  said
I think he has all them because he carries his briefcase around 24:7 like it has something very special in it.
#20 Posted by HandsomeDead (11863 posts) -

A piece of paper with a few scribbled notes here and there. Nothing too specia-, oh. It's the plot to Half-Life. My mistake.

#21 Posted by Gamer_152 (14078 posts) -

The secrets of the universe.

#22 Posted by Thordain (959 posts) -

For the sake of irony, I hope it's revealed to be empty....

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