I know there are heaps of these types of threads and not all games should warrant them. However I really enjoyed this game and think it deserves this type of thread.
 
Just up front, I'm aware some people don't like this game, so please don't come in here E.g 72. This game SUCKS LOLZ! If you don't like the game, then piss off because this thread is not intended for you.
 
Cheers
 
 
1. Facemelting solos really DO melt faces

2. Power Chords can destroy monuments and structures.

3. Guitars can shoot and create lighting.

4. Spiders apparently spin guitar strings.

5. You can't destroy the metal...

6. Bass Players Heal

7. Girlfriend.... you know that you're my best friend!

8. Roadies can turn invisible

" 7. Girlfriend.... you know that you're my best friend! "

9. A good roadie is like Batman.

10. Screaming DECAPITAAATIOOON! at the top of you lungs, even in public, never gets old.
11. USE YOUR DOUBLE TEAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12. It really is fun slaying emo kids with an axe.

13.  Under no circumstances should you drown yourself in magical water.

14. Roadies make pretty good mechanics.......I call it the Druid Plow

15. putting an E on the end makes it more serious

17. That if you've got a bunch of kids who just bang there heads all day you should start a revolution.

18. Lightning is key in taming wild animals.
19. Approaching wild animals without electrocuting them can lead to very bad things.
20. Some animals explode when electrocuted.

21. The Baron burns the other guys.

22. USE YOUR DOUBLE TEAMS!!!
23.  zipper-faces can still be sexy, in a weird way
24.USE YOUR DOUBLE TEAMS!!!

25. To please Ozzy Osbourne you need to be covered in Metal God Love

26. RTS elements still isn't a always a good idea on consoles.

27. The Zaulia don't get cold. Ever.
28. Tenacious metal is a genre.
29. Iron Maiden reference 01: Ran to the Hills.

30. Dragon Force fire through the flames is awesome when use in a getaway sequence.
31. Anything that is on fire is awesome.
32. Anything that is electrified is awesome.

33. Ground textures will disappear randomly, and it will confuse the fuck out of you.

33. Demons are really into S&M.
34. Jumping over a majestic hextadon in a flaming hot rod is the coolest thing ever.
35. Brian Posehn likes hunting mythical beasts into extinction.

37. Doviculous KNOWS he's not your father, although there aren't many who can say that. 

 38. Mixing genre mechanics is dangerous.

39. Dimebag Darrel died on December 4th

40. The end of that game is "Brutal"