Giant Bomb Mailbag: Help the Bear Edition

#1 Edited by RiotBananas (3600 posts) -

I already have this quest.

#2 Edited by rjayb89 (7720 posts) -

Please fix it, senor. 
 
Edit:  Weird, the topic version didn't work.

#3 Edited by MooseyMcMan (10836 posts) -

Half an hour?!!?  
 
Edit: I hate pulp too, but like to have a glass every day. 

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#4 Posted by Skullo (646 posts) -

FUCK DAMMIT MISSED THE QUEST AGAIN!

#5 Posted by jaklap (110 posts) -

So close...

#6 Posted by Gamer_152 (14065 posts) -
@RiotBananas said:
" I already have this quest. "
Damn you RiotBananas!
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#7 Posted by TurboMan (7498 posts) -
@RiotBananas said:
" I already have this quest. "
as a person that also has the quest, I approve this jerk move.
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#8 Posted by Bloodgraiv3 (2712 posts) -

damnit! 
#9 Posted by MassiveDuck (154 posts) -

Stephen Colbert would not like this Mailbag, by the looks of it.

#10 Edited by Afroman269 (7387 posts) -
@TurboMan said:

" @RiotBananas said:

" I already have this quest. "
as a person that also has the quest, I approve this jerk move. "
THIS! Also I very much want to see a QL of that game.
#11 Posted by rjayb89 (7720 posts) -

Ha!  I filled that bottle of orange juice with razor blades!

#12 Edited by Landon (4132 posts) -

Serious question.
 
Why do people send them games they aren't going to:
1. Cover in any real detail
2. Review
3. Personally play themselves

I would assume they would just be missing sales because of these guys poking fun at product, for better or worse.

#13 Posted by NekuSakuraba (7240 posts) -

I love me some mailbag!

#14 Posted by DougQuaid (1274 posts) -

KILL THAT BEAR WITH THAT PISTOL!

#15 Posted by Claude (16255 posts) -

#16 Posted by Rek503 (124 posts) -

I bet that bear could take a T-Rex by itself!

#17 Posted by VictoryCheezin (40 posts) -

jeff rocking the hitler stache apparently

#18 Posted by Jace (1092 posts) -

God damn. Sarah.

#19 Posted by Brendan (7734 posts) -

Mailbag marathon!
#20 Posted by RiotBananas (3600 posts) -
@Jace said:
" God damn. Sarah. "
If she did something wrong, what was it? If you're meaning "God dayumn"  
 
 The line for pathetic internet losers in love with Sara is this way... 
 

#21 Edited by Winsord (1201 posts) -

RIDER MEET HORSE, HORSE MEET RIDER.   
Whoever sent mail from Oakville, that's awesome, we're city-bros (Burlington)!
#22 Posted by zombie2011 (4972 posts) -

30 minutes!  
 
Love it.

#23 Edited by Dany (7887 posts) -

i thought it was two dildos that were gummy, i don't know if the 3 foot long gummy worm is better or worse

#24 Posted by Redbullet685 (6031 posts) -

30 minute mailbag?! Awesome!

#25 Posted by Wes899 (2107 posts) -
@TurboMan said:
" @RiotBananas said:
" I already have this quest. "
as a person that also has the quest, I approve this jerk move. "
#26 Posted by ArmedBear (221 posts) -

I'd eat some kimchee Cheetos.  Sounds delicious.

#27 Posted by Meowshi (2911 posts) -
@Landon said:
" Serious question.  Why do people send them stuff they aren't going to:1. Cover in any real detail 2. Review 3. Personally play themselves I would assume they would just be missing sales because of these guys poking fun at product, for better or worse. "
They send that stuff to all press I'd imagine.  I doubt they really care what they do with it afterwards.  
#28 Posted by Sarumarine (2213 posts) -

Whiskey Media wastes NO TIME making that giant gummy worm dirty. Bravo gentlemen.

#29 Edited by DukeTogo (1504 posts) -

Re-Animator laserdisc.
 
I guess the whole fat dude not wearing horizontal stripes thing isn't in effect at the office.
 
I've been to Costa Mesa, it's not that far off from Jurassic Park.

#30 Posted by MiniPato (2727 posts) -

They got cu- I mean gum on their hands.

#31 Posted by Coleslaw893 (409 posts) -
@TurboMan said:
" @RiotBananas said:
" I already have this quest. "
as a person that also has the quest, I approve this jerk move. "
#32 Posted by bogallow (26 posts) -

So when's the neo-neo-ten-huba quick look?

#33 Posted by onimonkii (2432 posts) -

i demand to know what was in that last box. 
 
also ryan wash your hands jeez

#34 Posted by SkullcrusherMountain (950 posts) -

Yay, they finally opened my package!

#35 Posted by Allison (264 posts) -

 Keep in mind that the World's Largest Gummy Worm has a shelf life of approximately one year, so there's no rush to devour the entire worm in one sitting.

#36 Posted by MordeaniisChaos (5730 posts) -

Did it end early? o.o

#37 Posted by ThatFrood (3375 posts) -

that boy needs therapy

#38 Posted by karatetron (691 posts) -
@RiotBananas: Tonight, YOU!
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#39 Posted by Vager (1653 posts) -

Great ending Vinny.

#40 Posted by EveretteScott (1451 posts) -

Was that some Re-Animator? Oh yes it was.

#41 Posted by Nurve (122 posts) -

Aww what a waste of a gummy worm

#42 Posted by minorinya (175 posts) -

"It tastes like astronaut ice cream, but harder." 
... ("ooo...") 
CRACKLE CRACKLE CRACKLE

#43 Posted by RiotBananas (3600 posts) -
@TrippinBungalow said:
" @RiotBananas: Tonight, YOU! "
It wouldn't be right to go a week without someone referencing that to me :)
#44 Posted by Berezov (504 posts) -

#45 Edited by KnifeySpoony (1164 posts) -

I loved this.
 
edit: It would be nice to get follow up videos of some of this stuff.

#46 Posted by fox01313 (5069 posts) -

Love the Re-animator piece on Ryan's desk.   
 
Agreed, the last thing I want is to be soothed by a FRENCH cow (or cow drink), for all I know the cow will be shot out of a catapult over the castle walls.

#47 Posted by Th3_James (2576 posts) -

The gummie dildo was the best part

#48 Posted by MarkWahlberg (4599 posts) -

30 min mailbag wtf

#49 Posted by DystopiaX (5297 posts) -

lol cabelas...I remember them talking about how they always release on the same day as Call of Duty.

#50 Posted by Death_Unicorn (2838 posts) -

I LOVE 30 MINUTES OF AWESOME GOODNESS.

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