Giant Bomb Mailbag: Help the Bear Edition

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#1 Edited by RiotBananas (3822 posts) -

I already have this quest.

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#2 Edited by rjayb89 (7810 posts) -

Please fix it, senor. 
 
Edit:  Weird, the topic version didn't work.

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#3 Edited by MooseyMcMan (12378 posts) -

Half an hour?!!?  
 
Edit: I hate pulp too, but like to have a glass every day. 

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#4 Posted by Skullo (689 posts) -

FUCK DAMMIT MISSED THE QUEST AGAIN!

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#5 Posted by jaklap (118 posts) -

So close...

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#6 Posted by Gamer_152 (14421 posts) -
@RiotBananas said:
" I already have this quest. "
Damn you RiotBananas!
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#7 Posted by turboman (8818 posts) -
@RiotBananas said:
" I already have this quest. "
as a person that also has the quest, I approve this jerk move.
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#8 Posted by Bloodgraiv3 (2730 posts) -

damnit! 
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#9 Posted by MassiveDuck (162 posts) -

Stephen Colbert would not like this Mailbag, by the looks of it.

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#10 Edited by Afroman269 (7440 posts) -
@TurboMan said:

" @RiotBananas said:

" I already have this quest. "
as a person that also has the quest, I approve this jerk move. "
THIS! Also I very much want to see a QL of that game.
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#11 Posted by rjayb89 (7810 posts) -

Ha!  I filled that bottle of orange juice with razor blades!

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#12 Edited by Landon (4137 posts) -

Serious question.
 
Why do people send them games they aren't going to:
1. Cover in any real detail
2. Review
3. Personally play themselves

I would assume they would just be missing sales because of these guys poking fun at product, for better or worse.

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#13 Posted by NekuSakuraba (7807 posts) -

I love me some mailbag!

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#14 Posted by DougQuaid (1272 posts) -

KILL THAT BEAR WITH THAT PISTOL!

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#15 Posted by Claude (16648 posts) -

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#16 Posted by Rek503 (138 posts) -

I bet that bear could take a T-Rex by itself!

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#17 Posted by VictoryCheezin (39 posts) -

jeff rocking the hitler stache apparently

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#18 Posted by Jace (1151 posts) -

God damn. Sarah.

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#19 Posted by Brendan (8908 posts) -

Mailbag marathon!
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#20 Posted by RiotBananas (3822 posts) -
@Jace said:
" God damn. Sarah. "
If she did something wrong, what was it? If you're meaning "God dayumn"  
 
 The line for pathetic internet losers in love with Sara is this way... 
 

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#21 Edited by Winsord (1497 posts) -

RIDER MEET HORSE, HORSE MEET RIDER.   
RIDER MEET HORSE, HORSE MEET RIDER.   
Whoever sent mail from Oakville, that's awesome, we're city-bros (Burlington)!
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#22 Posted by zombie2011 (5457 posts) -

30 minutes!  
 
Love it.

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#23 Edited by Dany (8018 posts) -

i thought it was two dildos that were gummy, i don't know if the 3 foot long gummy worm is better or worse

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#24 Posted by Redbullet685 (6366 posts) -

30 minute mailbag?! Awesome!

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#25 Posted by Wes899 (2186 posts) -
@TurboMan said:
" @RiotBananas said:
" I already have this quest. "
as a person that also has the quest, I approve this jerk move. "
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#26 Posted by ArmedBear (255 posts) -

I'd eat some kimchee Cheetos.  Sounds delicious.

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#27 Posted by Meowshi (2917 posts) -
@Landon said:
" Serious question.  Why do people send them stuff they aren't going to:1. Cover in any real detail 2. Review 3. Personally play themselves I would assume they would just be missing sales because of these guys poking fun at product, for better or worse. "
They send that stuff to all press I'd imagine.  I doubt they really care what they do with it afterwards.  
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#28 Posted by Sarumarine (2557 posts) -

Whiskey Media wastes NO TIME making that giant gummy worm dirty. Bravo gentlemen.

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#29 Edited by DukeTogo (1516 posts) -

Re-Animator laserdisc.
 
I guess the whole fat dude not wearing horizontal stripes thing isn't in effect at the office.
 
I've been to Costa Mesa, it's not that far off from Jurassic Park.

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#30 Posted by MiniPato (2818 posts) -

They got cu- I mean gum on their hands.

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#31 Posted by Coleslaw893 (461 posts) -
@TurboMan said:
" @RiotBananas said:
" I already have this quest. "
as a person that also has the quest, I approve this jerk move. "
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#32 Posted by bogallow (28 posts) -

So when's the neo-neo-ten-huba quick look?

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#33 Posted by onimonkii (2561 posts) -

i demand to know what was in that last box. 
 
also ryan wash your hands jeez

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#34 Posted by SkullcrusherMountain (1034 posts) -

Yay, they finally opened my package!

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#35 Posted by Allison (272 posts) -

 Keep in mind that the World's Largest Gummy Worm has a shelf life of approximately one year, so there's no rush to devour the entire worm in one sitting.

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#36 Posted by MordeaniisChaos (5904 posts) -

Did it end early? o.o

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#37 Posted by ThatFrood (3468 posts) -

that boy needs therapy

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#38 Posted by karatetron (698 posts) -
@RiotBananas: Tonight, YOU!
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#39 Posted by Vager (1676 posts) -

Great ending Vinny.

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#40 Posted by EveretteScott (1649 posts) -

Was that some Re-Animator? Oh yes it was.

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#41 Posted by Nurve (129 posts) -

Aww what a waste of a gummy worm

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#42 Posted by minorinya (184 posts) -

"It tastes like astronaut ice cream, but harder." 
... ("ooo...") 
CRACKLE CRACKLE CRACKLE

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#43 Posted by RiotBananas (3822 posts) -
@TrippinBungalow said:
" @RiotBananas: Tonight, YOU! "
It wouldn't be right to go a week without someone referencing that to me :)
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#44 Posted by Berezov (556 posts) -

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#45 Edited by KnifeySpoony (1245 posts) -

I loved this.
 
edit: It would be nice to get follow up videos of some of this stuff.

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#46 Posted by fox01313 (5181 posts) -

Love the Re-animator piece on Ryan's desk.   
 
Agreed, the last thing I want is to be soothed by a FRENCH cow (or cow drink), for all I know the cow will be shot out of a catapult over the castle walls.

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#47 Posted by Th3_James (2597 posts) -

The gummie dildo was the best part

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#48 Posted by MarkWahlberg (4714 posts) -

30 min mailbag wtf

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#49 Posted by DystopiaX (5511 posts) -

lol cabelas...I remember them talking about how they always release on the same day as Call of Duty.

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#50 Posted by Death_Unicorn (2878 posts) -

I LOVE 30 MINUTES OF AWESOME GOODNESS.

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