Really should be Call of Duty: Dogs

#1 Posted by schreiberty (208 posts) -

With all the money they are putting in for dog motion capture, why not go all the way and make a completely dog focused CoD game? I think it would be pretty awesome. Below is just a quick mock up of the cover.

#2 Edited by MentalDisruption (1639 posts) -

I feel like I'm going to see this joke another 20 times before the night is over.

#3 Posted by believer258 (11949 posts) -

All right.

I'm calling it.

Call of Duty dogs are going to be the brunt of the next three month's worth of terrible internet memes. They will soon be as annoying as "The cake is a lie" and "arrow to the knee" and "Nyan Cat" jokes.

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#4 Posted by Vinny_Says (5713 posts) -

I feel like I'm going to see this joke another 20 times before the night is over.

this joke is already beyond played out and it's only 7:33 pm MT

#5 Posted by MooseyMcMan (11134 posts) -

You know, I think that calling it that would have worked.

I mean, the idea of the game is that it's some elite whatever that's up against the ropes. Sounds like they could have Dogs as their name. Plus, there's the dog in the game! Woof!

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#6 Posted by BaneFireLord (2941 posts) -

Wouldn't it be great if halfway through the game all the human characters were killed and the rest of the campaign is basically Tokyo Jungle with you playing the dog?

#7 Posted by MiniPato (2741 posts) -

They actually re-purposed "The Last Guardian" into Call Of Duty: Ghosts. In the end, your dog dies.

#8 Posted by Demoskinos (14879 posts) -

@minipato said:

They actually re-purposed "The Last Guardian" into Call Of Duty: Ghosts. In the end, your dog dies.

Well of course the dog dies. How else are they going to get a cheap emotional pop out of the audience?

#9 Posted by JJWeatherman (14558 posts) -

Or better yet: Call of Duty: Ghost Dogs

#10 Posted by JasonR86 (9714 posts) -

I like Call of Fable myself.

#11 Posted by FourWude (2261 posts) -

Stealth butt sniffing confirmed.

Ball licking coming with first DLC pack. MS timed exclusive.

#12 Posted by Dylabaloo (1549 posts) -

Game of Thrones/Call of Duty synergy.

#13 Posted by Ravenlight (8040 posts) -

All right.

I'm calling it.

Call of Duty dogs are going to be the brunt of the next three month's worth of terrible internet memes. They will soon be as annoying as "The cake is a lie" and "arrow to the knee" and "Nyan Cat" jokes.

Fuck you! Nyan Cat is no fucking joke!

#14 Edited by CommanderGermanShepard (303 posts) -

What about multiplayer where everyone is a dog?

You could have squeaky toy grenades!

#15 Posted by Morbid_Coffee (955 posts) -

"He's gonna launch the nuke!" and then Air Bud jumped at the terrorist knocking him off his feet and saving America.

"Ain't no rule that says dogs can't stop a terrorist! HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

*credits*

#16 Edited by Colourful_Hippie (4369 posts) -

I'd buy that.

#17 Posted by CatsAkimbo (628 posts) -

I'm calling it - the dog dies and you're sposed to cry cus they "made an emotional connection," when in fact, you're crying 'cus they pointlessly made you watch a dog die. Just like Fable 2.

#18 Posted by jakob187 (21676 posts) -

When they kill the dog in the end of this game...and you goddamn know good and well that they will, I'm going to hunt down the creative director at Infinity Ward and cunch the fuck out of that asshole.

#19 Posted by Mrsignerman44 (1100 posts) -

I feel like I'm going to see this joke another 20 times before the night is over.

#20 Posted by Hamst3r (4491 posts) -

@jjweatherman said:

Or better yet: Call of Duty: Ghost Dogs

or Call of Duty: Ghost Dog...starring Forrest Whittaker.

#21 Posted by triple07 (1196 posts) -

I would actually be way more excited for a dog based Call of Duty. This time you play as the dogs...yeah I would be on board with that.

#22 Posted by rebgav (1429 posts) -

Call of Duty, Dawgs.

Yup, it checks out.

#23 Edited by benpicko (2010 posts) -

All right.

I'm calling it.

Call of Duty dogs are going to be the brunt of the next three month's worth of terrible internet memes. They will soon be as annoying as "The cake is a lie" and "arrow to the knee" and "Nyan Cat" jokes.

Tunnel Snakes rule!

#24 Posted by Ekami (261 posts) -

Call Of Duty: Warbiter

#25 Posted by Ekami (261 posts) -

ha ha ha high five!

#26 Edited by ArtelinaRose (1855 posts) -

@demoskinos said:

@minipato said:

They actually re-purposed "The Last Guardian" into Call Of Duty: Ghosts. In the end, your dog dies.

Well of course the dog dies. How else are they going to get a cheap emotional pop out of the audience?

Alternative: Everybody but the dog dies.

EDIT: Man, it was a mistake to release the straight render of the dog with absolutely no lighting applied. It looks TERRIBLE just sitting there.

#27 Posted by Hitchenson (4682 posts) -

Oh, great. Another Collar Duty.

#28 Posted by JJWeatherman (14558 posts) -

@hamst3r said:

@jjweatherman said:

Or better yet: Call of Duty: Ghost Dogs

or Call of Duty: Ghost Dog...starring Forrest Whittaker.

Not bad, but it should only be the backup plan for if Call of Duty: Ghost Dads, starring Bill Cosby, goes sideways.

#29 Posted by SlashDance (1818 posts) -

I can't wait for Call of Duty : Dogs and Cats.

#30 Posted by Bollard (5598 posts) -

This game is just Fable 2 right?

#31 Posted by Korolev (1709 posts) -

The entire story line seems to be a world in which America is on the backfoot after a devastating event. They really could have called it "Call of Duty: Underdogs". Because... well, they're the underdogs this time and there's a dog with them, and..... you know, Dogs of War and such. They could have also called it "Call of Duty: Dogs of War" for that matter.

But to be honest, "Underdogs" and "Dogs of War" are pretty cliche names. "Ghosts" is too, but perhaps a little less.

#32 Edited by ZeForgotten (10397 posts) -

@chavtheworld: Any day now Peter Molyneux will hop on some stage and tell you all about how you can care for your dog.
"You can wash it, train it, feed it. It will love you no matter what you do. You can put a hat on it, or strap C4 to it and have it charge the enemy. It will do that for you, because it doesn't know it will die"

Also, Ghosts is good enough name.
Remember back in the good old MW days? Everyone was going on about "OMG! Is Ghost actually Gaz? Why is he wearing that facemask with the skull on it? OMG OMG OMG!"
Now all that jizzing in the pants people did have come back.
Now there are more than one Ghost.

#33 Posted by Hailinel (24973 posts) -

Have you guys heard about the new Call of Duty being codeveloped by Ubisoft?

Call of Dutyz: Dogz, coming to your Nintendo 3DS!

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#34 Posted by Max_Cherry (1136 posts) -

Look at that cutie! I would totally buy that game!

#35 Posted by Bollard (5598 posts) -

@chavtheworld

: Any day now Peter Molyneux will hop on some stage and tell you all about how you can care for your dog.

"You can wash it, train it, feed it. It will love you no matter what you do. You can put a hat on it, or strap C4 to it and have it charge the enemy. It will do that for you, because it doesn't know it will die"

#36 Edited by ZeForgotten (10397 posts) -

@chavtheworld: I love his "There's this thing called a dog" line so much

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