Origin of Awesomeness

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#1 Posted by DonutFever (3797 posts) -

We all know that Canada is the best thing in existence, but where does it come from?

#2 Posted by FluxWaveZ (19816 posts) -

What...?  Why...?  Who...?

#3 Posted by ajamafalous (12398 posts) -

Canada: America's Hat.

#4 Posted by lead_farmer (1076 posts) -
@FluxWaveZ said:
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Where?? When??
#5 Posted by Semition (728 posts) -
@lead_farmer said:
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Where?? When?? "
How?
#6 Posted by august (3904 posts) -

Bacon.

#7 Posted by ScubaStoobie (142 posts) -
@ajamafalous said:
" Canada: America's Hat. "
Nice
#8 Posted by Tiwi (1423 posts) -
@Semition said:
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#9 Edited by DonutFever (3797 posts) -
@ajamafalous: America: Canada's Basement. 
EDIT: Boom.
#10 Posted by SPACETURTLE (1654 posts) -
@tiwi said:
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#11 Posted by JoelTGM (5783 posts) -

The awesomeness of Canada comes from the fact that we've never been powerful enough to be assholes, so that's why we're all so friendly. 

#12 Posted by DonutFever (3797 posts) -
@august said:
" Bacon. "
Bacon Covered With Maple Syrup In The Snow.
#13 Edited by xionpunk (390 posts) -

Obviously Canada isn't that awesome or my country would have stole it from you.  :D

#14 Posted by Smokay (543 posts) -
@DonutFever said:
" @ajamafalous: America: Canada's Basement. EDIT: Boom. "
Damn son.
#15 Posted by Organicalistic_ (3092 posts) -
@SPACETURTLE said:
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I knew.
#16 Posted by CaptainTightPants (2830 posts) -

Awesomeness doesn't seem to go with the Forum Topic its in right now.... Er....... What? I mean.... Later.

#17 Posted by DonutFever (3797 posts) -
@Resident4t said:
" Awesomeness doesn't seem to go with the Forum Topic its in right now.... Er....... What? I mean.... Later. "
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
#18 Posted by Gellrock (402 posts) -

Wood. Water. Bacon. Seal Clubbing. Lacrosse. Telephone. Insulin. Alexisonfire. Justin Bieber.

#19 Posted by warxsnake (2720 posts) -
Canada is awesome, but could be more awesome if we had itunes US and Netflix. Get on it!
#20 Posted by natetodamax (19421 posts) -

Canada is a myth.

#21 Posted by EVO (4027 posts) -

I once met a Canadian in Tokyo. He was kind enough to share a joint with me, but he was a bit of a jerk.

#22 Posted by RobotHamster (4236 posts) -
@organicalistic_ said:
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C-C-Combo Breaker!!!
#23 Posted by AjayRaz (12657 posts) -
@EVO said:
" I once met a Canadian in Tokyo. He was kind enough to share a joint with me, but he was a bit of a jerk. "
he's not a jerk if he shared a joint with you. >:( 
#24 Posted by Andorski (5459 posts) -

Canada - The lice of the American scalp.

#25 Posted by DonutFever (3797 posts) -
 @natetodamax said:
" Canada is a myth. "
Shit, they figured us out!
#26 Posted by FrankCanada97 (4187 posts) -

Oh great, all the work I did in this thread to foster better relations is gone in a split second. I hope you are pleased with yourself.

#27 Posted by Xeiphyer (5679 posts) -

Tons of extremely hot and skinny (I'm looking at you USA) girls with big boobs. Also they aren't fake.

#28 Posted by SPACETURTLE (1654 posts) -
@RobotHamster said:
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C-C-Combo Breaker!!! "
Bastard...
#29 Posted by rjayb89 (7806 posts) -

Canada would be awesome if they had more naked cartoon pussy.

#30 Posted by CL60 (17120 posts) -
@Andorski said:
" Canada - The lice of the American scalp. "
America - The poop stained underpants of Canada.
#31 Posted by Organicalistic_ (3092 posts) -

 

 
 
Jk, I love canada

#32 Posted by Somadude (622 posts) -

Umm... yay Canada?
#33 Edited by weegieanawrench (1947 posts) -
@Gellrock said:

" Wood. Water. Bacon. Seal Clubbing. Lacrosse. Telephone. Insulin. Alexisonfire. Justin Bieber. "

You forgot Hockey, Beaver Tails, Basketball, Rush, and Alice Cooper. 
And since no one seems to have an idea of how/where/why Canada exists, we were spawned out of GB. No, not GiantBomb (although that would be awesome), Great Britian.
 
EDIT: Alice Cooper is not Canadian. I only thought he was because he's a host on Classic Rock Q107 in Toronto and therefore assumed. My mistake.
#34 Posted by Gellrock (402 posts) -
@weegieanawrench:  I don't think Alice Cooper is Canadian...
#35 Posted by Three0neFive (2299 posts) -
@ajamafalous said:
" Canada: America's Hat. "
Says the guy with the BioWare avatar
#36 Posted by ajamafalous (12398 posts) -
@Three0neFive said:
" @ajamafalous said:
" Canada: America's Hat. "
Says the guy with the BioWare avatar "
You say that as if I worship BioWare or something and making a joke about Canada is thereby blasphemous. The only BioWare game I've played past two hours was Mass Effect 1, and only one playthrough. BioWare is far from my favorite developer. I have the avatar because I think picturing Wrex with a top hat and monocle is hilarious.
#37 Posted by TheMustacheHero (6649 posts) -

Did you know that there's more people in California than there is in all of Canada?

#38 Posted by weegieanawrench (1947 posts) -
@Gellrock: Yeah, you're right. Whoops.
#39 Edited by Three0neFive (2299 posts) -
@ajamafalous said:

" @Three0neFive said:

" @ajamafalous said:

" Canada: America's Hat. "
Says the guy with the BioWare avatar "
You say that as if I worship BioWare or something and making a joke about Canada is thereby blasphemous. The only BioWare game I've played past two hours was Mass Effect 1, and only one playthrough. BioWare is far from my favorite developer. I have the avatar because I think picturing Wrex with a top hat and monocle is hilarious. "
I think you're overanalyzing my post.
 
And even still, without Canada there'd be no funny Wrex avatar to lol at. :P
 

@TheMustacheHero

said:

" Did you know that there's more people in California than there is in all of Canada? "


Did you know the combined area of Alberta's oilsands plants (Syncrude, Suncore, etc.) is larger than the state of California?
#40 Posted by AlwaysAngry (3004 posts) -
@RobotHamster said:
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C-C-Combo Breaker!!! "
FUCK! YOU! 
 
It's my job to be a dick and say that, ya' hear!?
#41 Posted by Mattalorian (604 posts) -
@DonutFever said:
" @ajamafalous: America: Canada's Basement. EDIT: Boom. "
Oh, you mean Lower Saskatchewan.
#42 Posted by Seedofpower (3995 posts) -
@natetodamax said:
" Canada is a myth of amazing bacon. "
Fixed.
#43 Posted by buzz_clik (7266 posts) -
@DonutFever said:
" We all know that Canada is the best thing in existence, but where does it come from? "
Wait, where does Canada come from? Is that what you're asking?
Moderator
#44 Posted by RobotHamster (4236 posts) -
@AlwaysAngry: Yea, I understand.
#45 Posted by DonutFever (3797 posts) -
@Mattalorian: Same thing.
#46 Posted by FirePrince (1772 posts) -

Maple Syrup lives there?

#47 Posted by Xpgamer7 (2453 posts) -

Reminds me of when I used to be racist against canadians.
#48 Posted by AhmadMetallic (19303 posts) -
@weegieanawrench said:
" @Gellrock said:

" Wood. Water. Bacon. Seal Clubbing. Lacrosse. Telephone. Insulin. Alexisonfire. Justin Bieber. "

You forgot Hockey, Beaver Tails, Basketball, Rush, and Alice Cooper.  And since no one seems to have an idea of how/where/why Canada exists, we were spawned out of GB. No, not GiantBomb (although that would be awesome), Great Britian.  EDIT: Alice Cooper is not Canadian. I only thought he was because he's a host on Classic Rock Q107 in Toronto and therefore assumed. My mistake. "
UMM, HELLO ? JIM CARREY ? he's the only reason Canada is allowed to exist.
#49 Posted by DonutFever (3797 posts) -
@Ahmad_Metallic: Is it rage time already?
#50 Posted by JokerSmilez (1373 posts) -
@Gellrock said:
" Wood. Water. Bacon. Seal Clubbing. Lacrosse. Telephone. Insulin. Alexisonfire. Justin Bieber. "
You forgot beer.
 
@warxsnake said:
" Canada is awesome, but could be more awesome if we had itunes US and Netflix. Get on it! "

You forgot Hulu.

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