My sister has a 16 year old Siamese cat. The thing can barely walk, and has lost a few teeth. When it tries to shit in its litter box it is so completely out of touch with its own body that it sticks its ass out of it and shits and pisses on the floor, and then stands in the litter box moving the litter around as if its covering something up.

My point here that this is exactly what Cher would be like as Catwoman, way too old and hard to look at. Cher is the type of Catwoman that accidentally shits on the floor.

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According to the UK's Telegraph, Academy Award-winner and music iconCher is in talks to play Catwoman opposite Christian Bale in the third installment of the revamped Batman film franchise.

A studio executive reportedly said,

"Cher is Nolan's (director) first choice to play Catwoman. He wants to her to portray her like a vamp in her twilight years. The new Catwoman will be the absolute opposite of Michelle Pfeiffer and Halle Berry's purring creations."

Crazy!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/2612613/Cher-%20to-play-Catwoman-in-next-Batman-film.html

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lol, fair enough.. it just looked very similar to there story :S

We now take you live to Jensonb with a response:

"Dudewhut? No....Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. No."

I guess that would confirm that Catwoman won't make an appearance?

it turned out to be total fakery ]=

"My sister has a 16 year old Siamese cat. The thing can barely walk, and has lost a few teeth. When it tries to shit in its litter box it is so completely out of touch with its own body that it sticks its ass out of it and shits and pisses on the floor, and then stands in the litter box moving the litter around as if its covering something up.

My point here that this is exactly what Cher would be like as Catwoman, way too old and hard to look at. Cher is the type of Catwoman that accidentally shits on the floor."

"My sister has a 16 year old Siamese cat. The thing can barely walk, and has lost a few teeth. When it tries to shit in its litter box it is so completely out of touch with its own body that it sticks its ass out of it and shits and pisses on the floor, and then stands in the litter box moving the litter around as if its covering something up.

My point here that this is exactly what Cher would be like as Catwoman, way too old and hard to look at. Cher is the type of Catwoman that accidentally shits on the floor."

"My sister has a 16 year old Siamese cat. The thing can barely walk, and has lost a few teeth. When it tries to shit in its litter box it is so completely out of touch with its own body that it sticks its ass out of it and shits and pisses on the floor, and then stands in the litter box moving the litter around as if its covering something up.

My point here that this is exactly what Cher would be like as Catwoman, way too old and hard to look at. Cher is the type of Catwoman that accidentally shits on the floor."

I clicked on this thread expecting pics.  Where the hell are the pics?

"My sister has a 16 year old Siamese cat. The thing can barely walk, and has lost a few teeth. When it tries to shit in its litter box it is so completely out of touch with its own body that it sticks its ass out of it and shits and pisses on the floor, and then stands in the litter box moving the litter around as if its covering something up.

My point here that this is exactly what Cher would be like as Catwoman, way too old and hard to look at. Cher is the type of Catwoman that accidentally shits on the floor."

i don't want to imagine it, let alone see pictures of it.

Too late.  The image is now in your head.

"i don't want to imagine it, let alone see pictures of it."

Meyuck?

Hulk invisions an "I've got you babe." duet between Batman and Catwoman.