Ugliest video game character ever?

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#1 Posted by natetodamax (19217 posts) -

Jesus she is hideous looking, would you not agree?

#2 Posted by Arkthemaniac (6535 posts) -

Since when is she friggin called Chell? Was that in the game?

#3 Posted by dsplayer1010 (2227 posts) -
You sure about that? (I can't even tell if it's a guy or girl.)
#4 Posted by Gizmo (5389 posts) -
dsplayer1010 said:
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You sure about that? (I can't even tell if it's a guy or girl.)
"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGG
#5 Posted by Emilio (3380 posts) -

Chell is cute. >:(

#6 Posted by HandsomeDead (11863 posts) -

I'm sure she makes up for it with a charming personality.

#7 Posted by Vivek (517 posts) -

Thats why there are no mirrors in Portal (shes not that bad looking, actually shes pretty perfect in realism terms. A good model, both 3D and morally)

#8 Edited by Black_Rose (7785 posts) -
dsplayer1010 said:
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You sure about that? (I can't even tell if it's a guy or girl.)
"
The cucoo freak from Twilight Princess :)
#9 Posted by atejas (3057 posts) -

Someone's never played STALKER.

#10 Posted by BiggerBomb (6944 posts) -
You sure about that?
#11 Posted by samcotts (2258 posts) -
Comparison between Chell and the model she was based off.
#12 Posted by Weltal (2274 posts) -
samcotts said:
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Comparison between Chell and the model she was based off.
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Aperture Science, that's what.
#13 Posted by Bellum (2944 posts) -
natetodamax said:
"Jesus she is hideous looking, would you not agree?"

Yes I would not.
#14 Posted by pancake99 (14 posts) -

SHES A SHE-MALE DAMMIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

#15 Posted by lilarchie232 (728 posts) -
@Weltal said:
" samcotts said:
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Comparison between Chell and the model she was based off.
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Aperture Science, that's what. "
I'm making a note here, huge, fail.
#16 Posted by JJOR64 (19051 posts) -

The Smoker is ugly to.

Ugly but awesome.
#17 Edited by Steve_C (1757 posts) -

She looks like Chloe from Uncharted 2, who I also found to appear weird anyway.
 
Also: 
 

#18 Posted by Sarumarine (2293 posts) -

I'm sure no supermodels were interested in a test subject position at Aperture Science anyway. Heh. 
 
But seriously, she's alright. Most other posters have made a point that ugly can go a long way depending on your sample size. Beauty, what's aesthetically pleasing, etc. is subjective stuff you can spend the rest of eternity talking about. Given what kind of game Portal is, I think a really good looking character would be out of place based on the writing and mood.

#19 Posted by AjayRaz (12464 posts) -

I read Chun Li there.. then I cried :(  
but god this made me laugh XD 

#20 Edited by TheGreatGuero (9130 posts) -

I definitely disagree. She's not that attractive, but I think she looks fine in this picture, at least:
 

Definitely nowhere even close to being the ugliest character ever.
#21 Posted by essaregee (573 posts) -

/thread
#22 Edited by SJSchmidt93 (4897 posts) -

The chick from AC2. Her face is just.... aw god.
 
EDIT: Her name is Lucy.

#23 Posted by AjayRaz (12464 posts) -
@essaregee said:
" /thread "
my god. I lol'd. excuse me ignorance, but who is that? 
#24 Posted by SJSchmidt93 (4897 posts) -
@AjayRaz said:
" @essaregee said:
" /thread "
my god. I lol'd. excuse me ignorance, but who is that?  "
It reeks of Ratchet and Clank but I'm not sure.
#25 Posted by TheMustacheHero (6655 posts) -
@SJSchmidt93 said:
" @AjayRaz said:
" @essaregee said:
" /thread "
my god. I lol'd. excuse me ignorance, but who is that?  "
It reeks of Ratchet and Clank but I'm not sure. "
Oddworld
#26 Posted by HitmanAgent47 (8576 posts) -

Chel's real life character aleisa glidewell is also zoey from left4dead. Sure she's ugly as hell for portals, she's hot for left4dead.
#27 Posted by Steve_C (1757 posts) -
@essaregee: Glukkons are way uglier than Abe. Especially when you see them walk, wiggling around. Grotesque.
#28 Posted by NoDeath (798 posts) -
@SJSchmidt93 said:
" @AjayRaz said:
" @essaregee said:
" /thread "
my god. I lol'd. excuse me ignorance, but who is that?  "
It reeks of Ratchet and Clank but I'm not sure. "
Its Abe!
#29 Posted by Metric_Outlaw (1172 posts) -
@AjayRaz said:
" @essaregee said:
" /thread "
my god. I lol'd. excuse me ignorance, but who is that?  "
Abe from Oddworld
#30 Posted by EVO (3932 posts) -
@TheMustacheHero said:
" @SJSchmidt93 said:
" @AjayRaz said:
" @essaregee said:
" /thread "
my god. I lol'd. excuse me ignorance, but who is that?  "
It reeks of Ratchet and Clank but I'm not sure. "
Oddworld "
Coincidentally, I just beat Abe's Oddysee the other day.
#31 Posted by clubsandwich (3795 posts) -
@dsplayer1010 said:
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You sure about that? (I can't even tell if it's a guy or girl.)
"
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#32 Posted by Coltonio7 (3156 posts) -

#33 Posted by ArchScabby (5809 posts) -

To be fair, I think only a human is valid for comparison guys.

#34 Posted by FunExplosions (5407 posts) -
@SJSchmidt93 said:
" @AjayRaz said:
" @essaregee said:
" /thread "
my god. I lol'd. excuse me ignorance, but who is that?  "
It reeks of Ratchet and Clank but I'm not sure. "
Wow, really? And you call yourselves gamers... Nah, just kidding. Pretty old and obscure game.@Tarsier said:
" For some reason I don't remember seeing a girl in Portal. I played the whole way through and I looked at myself through portals many times, but I got the impression it was a dude for some reason. Huh.
And yeah, bloody ugly. =P
"
Yeah, that was my exact reaction to seeing this. Except if  I were to be asked, I'm think somehow I would have known it was a girl that you play as.
#35 Posted by eroticfishcake (7787 posts) -

She's not fantastic looking but she's not the ugliest one around.

#36 Posted by natetodamax (19217 posts) -

Oh my, this thread is over a year old.

#37 Posted by AjayRaz (12464 posts) -
@natetodamax: leave it to Giant Bomb to resurrect an old a one year old thread regarding a video game character's looks. hehe. 
#38 Posted by FunExplosions (5407 posts) -
@natetodamax said:
" Oh my, this thread is over a year old. "
"Greatness is often under-appreciated, if recognized at all."
                                                                               - Probably Someone
#39 Posted by Evilsbane (4696 posts) -

Not an awful thread though, But yea.. Chell isn't ugly but wow look at her model she is Hawt. :P

#40 Posted by DrRandle (1206 posts) -

That's the same lady they used to model Rochelle.
 
Also, Cole McGrath's voice is the ugliest thing in a video game.

#41 Posted by Colt (110 posts) -

Chell is pretty average looking.. which is pretty awesome. when you think about it, only playing as insanely sexy people (like kratos) all the time is pretty unrealistic. 

#42 Posted by Gabriel (4076 posts) -
@Colt said:
" Chell is pretty average looking.. which is pretty awesome. when you think about it, only playing as insanely sexy people (like kratos) all the time is pretty unrealistic.  "
WTF Kratos?
#43 Posted by BaconGames (3542 posts) -

She's uncanny valley ugly.  That's about it though.
 
This guy.  Fuck this guy to hell.

#44 Edited by PureRok (4236 posts) -
@Colt said:

" Chell is pretty average looking.. which is pretty awesome. when you think about it, only playing as insanely sexy people (like kratos) all the time is pretty unrealistic.  "

Since when was Kratos "insanely sexy" or even above "Maybe good looking to someone"?
#45 Posted by AjayRaz (12464 posts) -
@Tuffgong said:
" She's uncanny valley ugly.  That's about it though.
 
This guy.  Fuck this guy to hell.
"
i have not laughed so much at a post in a long time. thank you. 
#46 Posted by DrJota (701 posts) -
@PureRok: Must be the complexion.
 
 
Also,this guy's gotta be a candidate.
Online
#47 Posted by SamFo (1552 posts) -

I would say considering she has been through numerous aperture science test programs she's looking pretty good! 
 
As for ugliest game character. Heather Moonbeam or whatever it is from Rock Band 2. Bleurgh
#48 Posted by one_2nd (2359 posts) -

Lol you barely ever see her, who cares?

#49 Posted by BionicMonster (1032 posts) -

Well if I'm getting the Portal fiction right then....

#50 Posted by GunnBjorn (2911 posts) -

Scotia, Luther's mother (Lands of Lore)

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