Poll How do you like your chicken wings? (351 votes)
The debate that is currently taking the world by storm. Do you like your chicken wings with the bone-in or bone less? Make your choice.
#teamboneless
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The debate that is currently taking the world by storm. Do you like your chicken wings with the bone-in or bone less? Make your choice.
#teamboneless
@thepickle: @shagge: You guys are on the same side as fucking Gangrel. How does that make you feel?
@thepickle: @shagge: You guys are on the same side as fucking Gangrel. How does that make you feel?
We're also on the side of Anthony Bourdain. He's on the FOOD Network. He's an EXPERT.
I think this whole thing has actually been one giant focus group session for KFC. They released this statement today saying they're going to offer more boneless chicken now.
Twitter made a difference?
I like them both. I don't like having to put a lot of effort into eating my food so I can enjoy some boneless wings, but boneless wings just don't have the same flavor and texture of bone in wings so I often go with the bones. I guess I will go #TeamBoneIn just because boneless wings are more of a cross between chicken nuggets and chicken tenders then wings.
@thepickle: @shagge: You guys are on the same side as fucking Gangrel. How does that make you feel?
We're also on the side of Anthony Bourdain. He's on the FOOD Network. He's an EXPERT.
That fucker's job is to eat food. I have shit to do. I don't have time to eat around a goddamn bone all day. Boneless wings are for people who are moving! I just want to get as much chicken in me in the shortest amount of time and boneless provides the best way of delivering that.
This whole debate is basically "Do you like wings or do you like this other dumb shit that isn't wings but we're going to call it that to make the people who don't know anything feel better?"
@thepickle: @shagge: You guys are on the same side as fucking Gangrel. How does that make you feel?
We're also on the side of Anthony Bourdain. He's on the FOOD Network. He's an EXPERT.
That fucker's job is to eat food. I have shit to do. I don't have time to eat around a goddamn bone all day. Boneless wings are for people who are moving! I just want to get as much chicken in me in the shortest amount of time and boneless provides the best way of delivering that.
Well, why not just mash them up and take them intravenously? Huh, so you can CLOSE MORE DEALS you soulless suit!??!!! Bones are the people's food. For people who like to enjoy their food. For the simple man. The real American.
The only person who could use the "moving" excuse is Ice-T #MOOVIN
It's just chicken if it's boneless. The wing part is a misnomer.
This whole debate is basically "Do you like wings or do you like this other dumb shit that isn't wings but we're going to call it that to make the people who don't know anything feel better?"
I feel like you summed it up better than I did.
#TeamBoneless, man. You don't get it, do ya.
Shit's trendin', people actin' like they knew ya,
Go straight to the KFC bitch,
Colonel #TeamBoneless on this.
Greggy took video,
We already see, though,
You only live once,
That's the motto, fellas, #YOLO
Now we boneless erryday, erryday, erryday,
Boneless savin' us time, so that we don't sit and play,
Erry day, erry day, fuck what anybody say,
Can't see 'em 'cause the taste is so great, real flavor, whassup?
Man I'd hate to see you guys if you had to hunt for your food and you'd probably be all like "hold up I can't eat this shit because I have to remove all the bones from it first!"
#TeamBoneless is the currently the number four trending topic in the world. Looks like all you #TeamBone supporters are losing traction. Or is it #TeamBoneIn? Who knows because not only do you people like shitty food but your horrible organizational skills have been highlighted by your inability to create a singular hashtag. Suck it.
#TeamBoneless is the currently the number four trending topic in the world. Looks like all you #TeamBone supporters are losing traction. Or is it #TeamBoneIn? Who knows because not only do you people like shitty food but your horrible organizational skills have been highlighted by your inability to create a singular hashtag. Suck it.
All this tells me is that the people who eat like toddlers also aren't creative with their hashtags.
#TEAMBONEIN
Man I'd hate to see you guys if you had to hunt for your food and you'd probably be all like "hold up I can't eat this shit because I have to remove all the bones from it first!"
Genetically engineered boneless chickens.
Chickens that live and breathe and move... But with no bones.
It's the future right there. That's our future.
#TeamBoneless is the currently the number four trending topic in the world. Looks like all you #TeamBone supporters are losing traction. Or is it #TeamBoneIn? Who knows because not only do you people like shitty food but your horrible organizational skills have been highlighted by your inability to create a singular hashtag. Suck it.
Aww shit. Alright let me tell you something about hashtag yo fucking team boneless. Name says it all. Ain't got no dick. Simple as. #TeamNoDick more like.
Alright #TeamBone, sounds kinda dirty. But hey, at least they got them something between their legs.
#TeamBoneless is the currently the number four trending topic in the world. Looks like all you #TeamBone supporters are losing traction. Or is it #TeamBoneIn? Who knows because not only do you people like shitty food but your horrible organizational skills have been highlighted by your inability to create a singular hashtag. Suck it.
It's not that, we're just too busy #TeamBoneIn YOUR MUM! Hahaaaaaaaa, zing! Everybody knows she loves chicken... if you know what I'm saying?
(I'm saying she likes to suck cock)
What the hell? Boneless is winning?
*sigh*
Americans.
Oh hell (g)naw. Here in 'Murica, we like our wings like we like our coffee... filled with bones! (I could have gone much more obvious and lowbrow with that, but I didn't, because I'm a classy motherfucker what knows how to eat wings)
What the hell? Boneless is winning?
*sigh*
Americans.
Oh hell (g)naw. Here in 'Murica, we like our wings like we like our coffee... filled with bones! (I could have gone much more obvious and lowbrow with that, but I didn't, because I'm a classy motherfucker what knows how to eat wings)
Here in America, we have the freedom and the means to eat our food in the most convenient way possible. Here we get to CHOSE how we eat our chicken. Sorry, if my bone privilege intimidates you. USA USA USA USA USA
What the hell? Boneless is winning?
*sigh*
Americans.
Oh hell (g)naw. Here in 'Murica, we like our wings like we like our coffee... filled with bones! (I could have gone much more obvious and lowbrow with that, but I didn't, because I'm a classy motherfucker what knows how to eat wings)
Here in America, we have the freedom and the means to eat our food in the most convenient way possible. Here we get to CHOSE how we eat our chicken. Sorry, if my bone privilege intimidates you. USA USA USA USA USA
Yp, you can choose between boned wings and spicy boned wings. It's Adam and Wing, not Adam and Random Flesh Chunk!
Those who prefer bones are nothing but fucking savages. When we have the technology, the will, the ability to create something so pure as to when we eat it, there is nothing left behind, and yet you would prefer to see the remains of bird on your plate? You are no better than the dogs who pick up scraps from an alley.
#TeamBoneLess
@thepickle: As Alex Navarro so sagely put it on twitter, do you really hang your team's credibility on a man who has eaten a literal asshole?
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