How do you like your chicken wings?

Edited 2 years, 3 months ago

Poll: How do you like your chicken wings? (348 votes)

#TeamBoneIn 50%
#TeamBoneless 49%

The debate that is currently taking the world by storm. Do you like your chicken wings with the bone-in or bone less? Make your choice.

#teamboneless

#1 Edited by Fallen189 (5329 posts) -

Could not give a fuck. If it's boneless, isn't it just chicken?

#2 Posted by ThePickle (4272 posts) -

I prefer wings the way GOD INTENDED. WITH BONES IN THEM.

Boneless suck.

#3 Edited by ShaggE (7245 posts) -

Bones, bones, bones! So many bones, you need to pass an age gate to see me eat!

They work as handles, they leave a satisfying aftermath to your gorging spree, they contain sweet sweet marrow... what's not to love?

#4 Posted by Morbid_Coffee (974 posts) -

#TEAMBONETHUGZ

#5 Posted by joshthebear (2704 posts) -

#TeamBoneless all the way.

#6 Posted by Milkman (18022 posts) -
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#7 Posted by Make_Me_Mad (3218 posts) -

Boneless, and everyone who says otherwise can go to hell.

#8 Edited by Blu3V3nom07 (4213 posts) -

Bones. One is a wing. The other is chicken breast.

Not the same.

#9 Posted by ThePickle (4272 posts) -
#10 Posted by NegativeCero (3091 posts) -

I don't really care. I guess bones.

#11 Posted by zoozilla (1004 posts) -

I think this whole thing has actually been one giant focus group session for KFC. They released this statement today saying they're going to offer more boneless chicken now.

Twitter made a difference?

#12 Posted by MeatSim (11004 posts) -

I like them both. I don't like having to put a lot of effort into eating my food so I can enjoy some boneless wings, but boneless wings just don't have the same flavor and texture of bone in wings so I often go with the bones. I guess I will go #TeamBoneIn just because boneless wings are more of a cross between chicken nuggets and chicken tenders then wings.

#13 Posted by Milkman (18022 posts) -

@milkman said:

@thepickle: @shagge: You guys are on the same side as fucking Gangrel. How does that make you feel?

We're also on the side of Anthony Bourdain. He's on the FOOD Network. He's an EXPERT.

That fucker's job is to eat food. I have shit to do. I don't have time to eat around a goddamn bone all day. Boneless wings are for people who are moving! I just want to get as much chicken in me in the shortest amount of time and boneless provides the best way of delivering that.

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#14 Posted by natetodamax (19421 posts) -

TEAM BONE

#15 Edited by Phatmac (5921 posts) -

#TEAMBONE THE BONE GIVES IT FLAVOR AND I WANT TO EAT MY FOOD AS RAW AS I CAN. IF YOU EAT BONELESS THEN YOU'RE A CHUMP!!!!

#16 Posted by Morbid_Coffee (974 posts) -

This whole debate is basically "Do you like wings or do you like this other dumb shit that isn't wings but we're going to call it that to make the people who don't know anything feel better?"

#17 Edited by Milkman (18022 posts) -

Goddamnit, I feel like the tide is turning in favor of #TeamBone. We need a celebrity to come out in favor of #TeamBoneless. Anyone know how Nic Cage likes his wings?

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#18 Edited by ThePickle (4272 posts) -

@milkman said:

@thepickle said:

@milkman said:

@thepickle: @shagge: You guys are on the same side as fucking Gangrel. How does that make you feel?

We're also on the side of Anthony Bourdain. He's on the FOOD Network. He's an EXPERT.

That fucker's job is to eat food. I have shit to do. I don't have time to eat around a goddamn bone all day. Boneless wings are for people who are moving! I just want to get as much chicken in me in the shortest amount of time and boneless provides the best way of delivering that.

Well, why not just mash them up and take them intravenously? Huh, so you can CLOSE MORE DEALS you soulless suit!??!!! Bones are the people's food. For people who like to enjoy their food. For the simple man. The real American.

The only person who could use the "moving" excuse is Ice-T #MOOVIN

#19 Posted by Ravenlight (8057 posts) -

It's just chicken if it's boneless. The wing part is a misnomer.

This whole debate is basically "Do you like wings or do you like this other dumb shit that isn't wings but we're going to call it that to make the people who don't know anything feel better?"

I feel like you summed it up better than I did.

#20 Edited by Little_Socrates (5834 posts) -

#TeamBoneless, man. You don't get it, do ya.

Shit's trendin', people actin' like they knew ya,

Go straight to the KFC bitch,

Colonel #TeamBoneless on this.

Greggy took video,

We already see, though,

You only live once,

That's the motto, fellas, #YOLO

Now we boneless erryday, erryday, erryday,

Boneless savin' us time, so that we don't sit and play,

Erry day, erry day, fuck what anybody say,

Can't see 'em 'cause the taste is so great, real flavor, whassup?

#21 Edited by 49th (3120 posts) -

I have honestly never even considered boneless chicken wings, I did not know they existed until Jeff mentioned them the other day.

Boneless is dumb as hell, give me bone. You know what - if it's boneless it's not even a wing, that's just chicken shit.

#22 Edited by Dethfish (3739 posts) -

GOD DAMN NEANDERTHALS! BONELESS IS THE FUTURE! #TEAMBONELESS

#23 Posted by SuperJoe (994 posts) -

Bone in, preferably the drum. Restaurant wings aren't the cheapest so I get more more chicken per capita buying bone-in, at least at Wing Stop (the official wings of the NBA) where boneless is just a morsel of chicken.

#24 Posted by SMTDante89 (2754 posts) -

Gotta go boneless.

#25 Posted by Dolphin_Butter (1984 posts) -

Boneless makes things easier. But I don't mind if there are bones.

#26 Posted by Morbid_Coffee (974 posts) -

Man I'd hate to see you guys if you had to hunt for your food and you'd probably be all like "hold up I can't eat this shit because I have to remove all the bones from it first!"

#27 Edited by TheHT (12578 posts) -

We are the future.

#TeamBoneless

#28 Posted by Milkman (18022 posts) -

#TeamBoneless is the currently the number four trending topic in the world. Looks like all you #TeamBone supporters are losing traction. Or is it #TeamBoneIn? Who knows because not only do you people like shitty food but your horrible organizational skills have been highlighted by your inability to create a singular hashtag. Suck it.

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#29 Posted by pyromagnestir (4386 posts) -

There is no wrong answer here.

#30 Posted by GERALTITUDE (4561 posts) -

What the hell? Boneless is winning?

*sigh*

Americans.

#31 Posted by fox01313 (5177 posts) -

If it's some place like Buffalo Wild Wings that does a good job with either boneless or boned, I tend to go boneless wings but other places I've found that are better with the bone-in wings.

#32 Edited by Milkman (18022 posts) -

Road Dogg checking in for #TeamBoneIn AKA the worst wrestler ever. Typical bone loving idiot.

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#33 Edited by Morbid_Coffee (974 posts) -

@milkman said:

#TeamBoneless is the currently the number four trending topic in the world. Looks like all you #TeamBone supporters are losing traction. Or is it #TeamBoneIn? Who knows because not only do you people like shitty food but your horrible organizational skills have been highlighted by your inability to create a singular hashtag. Suck it.

All this tells me is that the people who eat like toddlers also aren't creative with their hashtags.

#TEAMBONEIN

#34 Posted by FourWude (2274 posts) -

Man I'd hate to see you guys if you had to hunt for your food and you'd probably be all like "hold up I can't eat this shit because I have to remove all the bones from it first!"

Genetically engineered boneless chickens.

Chickens that live and breathe and move... But with no bones.

It's the future right there. That's our future.

#35 Posted by I_Stay_Puft (5053 posts) -

Oh god boneless chicken seems inhuman, something that would of come from Columbia and shit.

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#36 Posted by Video_Game_King (36566 posts) -

I don't.

#37 Edited by FourWude (2274 posts) -

@milkman said:

#TeamBoneless is the currently the number four trending topic in the world. Looks like all you #TeamBone supporters are losing traction. Or is it #TeamBoneIn? Who knows because not only do you people like shitty food but your horrible organizational skills have been highlighted by your inability to create a singular hashtag. Suck it.

Aww shit. Alright let me tell you something about hashtag yo fucking team boneless. Name says it all. Ain't got no dick. Simple as. #TeamNoDick more like.

Alright #TeamBone, sounds kinda dirty. But hey, at least they got them something between their legs.

#38 Edited by Jimbo (10272 posts) -
@milkman said:

#TeamBoneless is the currently the number four trending topic in the world. Looks like all you #TeamBone supporters are losing traction. Or is it #TeamBoneIn? Who knows because not only do you people like shitty food but your horrible organizational skills have been highlighted by your inability to create a singular hashtag. Suck it.

It's not that, we're just too busy #TeamBoneIn YOUR MUM! Hahaaaaaaaa, zing! Everybody knows she loves chicken... if you know what I'm saying?

(I'm saying she likes to suck cock)

#39 Posted by Klei (1799 posts) -

I don't eat chicken wings. It's not very good, to be honest. Also, I'm not a frat-bro, obese or a sports fan. So I don't really fall in the category of the greasy fingers.

#40 Posted by FourWude (2274 posts) -

@jimbo: Woah, woah. No need to bring moms into this shit.

Takin' it to far.

#41 Posted by Skytylz (4070 posts) -

Boneless are far more convenient, but all the best wings I've had are always bone in so I gotta go with that.

#42 Edited by Dalai (7793 posts) -

Fuck this boneless propaganda. I like bones in my wings.

#43 Posted by Daveyo520 (7379 posts) -

You boneless people are freaks! Those are just chicken chunks! They are not real wings!

#44 Posted by ShaggE (7245 posts) -

What the hell? Boneless is winning?

*sigh*

Americans.

Oh hell (g)naw. Here in 'Murica, we like our wings like we like our coffee... filled with bones! (I could have gone much more obvious and lowbrow with that, but I didn't, because I'm a classy motherfucker what knows how to eat wings)

#45 Edited by SirOptimusPrime (2037 posts) -

#TeamJustGiveMeAFuckingWing

I don't care. Chicken breast is better anyways.

#46 Posted by Milkman (18022 posts) -

@shagge said:

@geraltitude said:

What the hell? Boneless is winning?

*sigh*

Americans.

Oh hell (g)naw. Here in 'Murica, we like our wings like we like our coffee... filled with bones! (I could have gone much more obvious and lowbrow with that, but I didn't, because I'm a classy motherfucker what knows how to eat wings)

Here in America, we have the freedom and the means to eat our food in the most convenient way possible. Here we get to CHOSE how we eat our chicken. Sorry, if my bone privilege intimidates you. USA USA USA USA USA

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#47 Edited by ShaggE (7245 posts) -

@milkman said:

@shagge said:

@geraltitude said:

What the hell? Boneless is winning?

*sigh*

Americans.

Oh hell (g)naw. Here in 'Murica, we like our wings like we like our coffee... filled with bones! (I could have gone much more obvious and lowbrow with that, but I didn't, because I'm a classy motherfucker what knows how to eat wings)

Here in America, we have the freedom and the means to eat our food in the most convenient way possible. Here we get to CHOSE how we eat our chicken. Sorry, if my bone privilege intimidates you. USA USA USA USA USA

Yp, you can choose between boned wings and spicy boned wings. It's Adam and Wing, not Adam and Random Flesh Chunk!

#48 Posted by TheHBK (5663 posts) -

Those who prefer bones are nothing but fucking savages. When we have the technology, the will, the ability to create something so pure as to when we eat it, there is nothing left behind, and yet you would prefer to see the remains of bird on your plate? You are no better than the dogs who pick up scraps from an alley.

#TeamBoneLess

#49 Posted by Make_Me_Mad (3218 posts) -

@thepickle: As Alex Navarro so sagely put it on twitter, do you really hang your team's credibility on a man who has eaten a literal asshole?

#50 Posted by stonepawfox (237 posts) -

bonin' for sure

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