How do you like your chicken wings?

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Poll: How do you like your chicken wings? (347 votes)

#TeamBoneIn 50%
#TeamBoneless 49%

The debate that is currently taking the world by storm. Do you like your chicken wings with the bone-in or bone less? Make your choice.

#teamboneless

#51 Edited by Blu3V3nom07 (4208 posts) -

Well why doesn't KFC just go with what it should be called?

Either they're chicken-meat-clumps, or wyngz. There is no such thing as a boneless wing. False advertising.

#52 Posted by Butano (1738 posts) -

#TeamBoneless for sure. I like having a clean plate and not having to fight for every last bit of meat on the bone. Also, boneless are excellent when you put em in salads.

#53 Posted by RollingZeppelin (1975 posts) -

This debate is stupid, it's not boneless vs bone in, it's chicken nugget vs chicken wing, wing wins every time.

DEAL WITH IT.

#54 Edited by MEATBALL (3242 posts) -

The idea of a "wing" without bones is completely foreign and ridiculous to me. Reading my twitter feed has been a bizarre insight into a weird element of American food.

#55 Posted by RollingZeppelin (1975 posts) -

Damn, now I really want some chicken wings but it's raining outside and I'm lazy :(.

#56 Edited by jsnyder82 (735 posts) -

I'll take 'em any way I can get 'em.

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#57 Edited by Jrinswand (1709 posts) -

Chicken wings without bones are not chicken wings. They're probably not even chicken.

#58 Edited by Demoskinos (14835 posts) -

Boneless. All other thoughts on this matter are wrong.

#59 Posted by joshthebear (2700 posts) -

I'm pretty sure that what has occurred on twitter is the dumbest, and greatest thing to ever happen.

#TeamBoneless

#60 Edited by deathstriker666 (1337 posts) -

@shagge said:

Yp, you can choose between boned wings and spicy boned wings. It's Adam and Wing, not Adam and Random Flesh Chunk!

What are you some sort of goddamn communist? Americans stuff their mouths with whatever shit they goddamn feel like!

#61 Edited by Jay_Ray (1101 posts) -

Why the fuck do I want to get my hands messy for like two bites of meat? And if you try to get all the meat it is just a bigger fucking mess! I can have all the meat with less mess and time wasted. #TeamBoneless

#62 Edited by MooseyMcMan (11025 posts) -

BONES

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#63 Posted by jiggajoe14 (691 posts) -

Boneless Thursdays @ BWW are the best

#64 Posted by deathstriker666 (1337 posts) -

You think this shit is a game? Less bones, more MEAT. If you can't handle dat all succulent boneless meat then don't eat!

#65 Posted by ThePickle (4182 posts) -

@milkman said:

@shagge said:

@geraltitude said:

What the hell? Boneless is winning?

*sigh*

Americans.

Oh hell (g)naw. Here in 'Murica, we like our wings like we like our coffee... filled with bones! (I could have gone much more obvious and lowbrow with that, but I didn't, because I'm a classy motherfucker what knows how to eat wings)

Here in America, we have the freedom and the means to eat our food in the most convenient way possible. Here we get to CHOSE how we eat our chicken. Sorry, if my bone privilege intimidates you. USA USA USA USA USA

Here in America, we like to solve problems where problems don't exist (i.e. every infomercial product, 1978 NFL rules changes, and boneless wings). IF YOU'RE AN ADULT YOU CAN HANDLE EATING SOMETHING ON A BONE.

#66 Edited by Demoskinos (14835 posts) -

@milkman said:

@shagge said:

@geraltitude said:

What the hell? Boneless is winning?

*sigh*

Americans.

Oh hell (g)naw. Here in 'Murica, we like our wings like we like our coffee... filled with bones! (I could have gone much more obvious and lowbrow with that, but I didn't, because I'm a classy motherfucker what knows how to eat wings)

Here in America, we have the freedom and the means to eat our food in the most convenient way possible. Here we get to CHOSE how we eat our chicken. Sorry, if my bone privilege intimidates you. USA USA USA USA USA

Here in America, we like to solve problems where problems don't exist (i.e. every infomercial product, 1978 NFL rules changes, and boneless wings). IF YOU'RE AN ADULT YOU CAN HANDLE EATING SOMETHING ON A BONE.

If you're a real adult you'd know how to be efficient and cut out the part you don't eat anyways that just takes up more time trying to eat around it. EFFCIENCY.

#67 Posted by Donkeycow (556 posts) -

Bones inside the wings help pace you, takes long to get all the chicken and thus you savor it more. Though it is messier.

#68 Posted by ThePickle (4182 posts) -

@thepickle said:

@milkman said:

@shagge said:

@geraltitude said:

What the hell? Boneless is winning?

*sigh*

Americans.

Oh hell (g)naw. Here in 'Murica, we like our wings like we like our coffee... filled with bones! (I could have gone much more obvious and lowbrow with that, but I didn't, because I'm a classy motherfucker what knows how to eat wings)

Here in America, we have the freedom and the means to eat our food in the most convenient way possible. Here we get to CHOSE how we eat our chicken. Sorry, if my bone privilege intimidates you. USA USA USA USA USA

Here in America, we like to solve problems where problems don't exist (i.e. every infomercial product, 1978 NFL rules changes, and boneless wings). IF YOU'RE AN ADULT YOU CAN HANDLE EATING SOMETHING ON A BONE.

If you're a real adult you'd know how to be efficient and cut out the part you don't eat anyways that just takes up more time trying to eat around it. EFFCIENCY.

You know what would be pretty efficient? If you took the wings and mashed them up into a drink that you could have while filing your taxes or whatever it is you people need to do so quickly that you can't sit down and spend 2 more minutes eating.

This isn't Communist Russia. In the FREE-MARKET we can take some time to enjoy our food. Or is that another freedom you want to take from us, President Barack HUSSEIN (omg just like that other guy) OBAMACARE????

You may take our bones, but you'll never take OUR FREEDOOOOMMMMMMM

#69 Posted by Demoskinos (14835 posts) -

@demoskinos said:

@thepickle said:

@milkman said:

@shagge said:

@geraltitude said:

What the hell? Boneless is winning?

*sigh*

Americans.

Oh hell (g)naw. Here in 'Murica, we like our wings like we like our coffee... filled with bones! (I could have gone much more obvious and lowbrow with that, but I didn't, because I'm a classy motherfucker what knows how to eat wings)

Here in America, we have the freedom and the means to eat our food in the most convenient way possible. Here we get to CHOSE how we eat our chicken. Sorry, if my bone privilege intimidates you. USA USA USA USA USA

Here in America, we like to solve problems where problems don't exist (i.e. every infomercial product, 1978 NFL rules changes, and boneless wings). IF YOU'RE AN ADULT YOU CAN HANDLE EATING SOMETHING ON A BONE.

If you're a real adult you'd know how to be efficient and cut out the part you don't eat anyways that just takes up more time trying to eat around it. EFFCIENCY.

You know what would be pretty efficient? If you took the wings and mashed them up into a drink that you could have while filing your taxes or whatever it is you people need to do so quickly that you can't sit down and spend 2 more minutes eating.

This isn't Communist Russia. In the FREE-MARKET we can take some time to enjoy our food. Or is that another freedom you want to take from us, President Barack HUSSEIN (omg just like that other guy)OBAMACARE????

You may take our bones, but you'll never take OUR FREEDOOOOMMMMMMM

Now you're talking my language. Buffalo smoothie.

#70 Edited by RollingZeppelin (1975 posts) -

@demoskinos: The thing is it's not cutting around the bone, it's an entirely different, less tasty piece of meat. There is a reason soup broth is made from bones, it adds flavour! In the case of chicken wings it also adds moisture, fake-ass boneless "chicken wings" will never hold a candle to a good quality real chicken wing. And if all you care about in food is the speed with which you can eat it then you don't really care about that food in the first place.

#71 Posted by jsnyder82 (735 posts) -

In the words of Kent Brockman: "So while you're home today, eating your sweet sweet chicken wings, I hope you'll all choke -- just a little bit".

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#72 Posted by Tajasaurus (871 posts) -

I've never had boneless wings before. Wings need bones or how else will they fly?

#73 Posted by captain_max707 (490 posts) -

If you chose the second option you've boned up.

Kill me, please.

#74 Posted by Zella (755 posts) -

you are lazy monster if you prefer boneless, seasoning and sauce and can only do so much and that's where the bone comes in to deliver extra flavour. Also wings have to be eaten like a dirty animal using your hands and getting yourself covered in grease and sauce, a fork is sacrilege.

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#75 Edited by GERALTITUDE (3327 posts) -

@thepickle said:

@demoskinos said:

@thepickle said:

@milkman said:

@shagge said:

@geraltitude said:

What the hell? Boneless is winning?

*sigh*

Americans.

Oh hell (g)naw. Here in 'Murica, we like our wings like we like our coffee... filled with bones! (I could have gone much more obvious and lowbrow with that, but I didn't, because I'm a classy motherfucker what knows how to eat wings)

Here in America, we have the freedom and the means to eat our food in the most convenient way possible. Here we get to CHOSE how we eat our chicken. Sorry, if my bone privilege intimidates you. USA USA USA USA USA

Here in America, we like to solve problems where problems don't exist (i.e. every infomercial product, 1978 NFL rules changes, and boneless wings). IF YOU'RE AN ADULT YOU CAN HANDLE EATING SOMETHING ON A BONE.

If you're a real adult you'd know how to be efficient and cut out the part you don't eat anyways that just takes up more time trying to eat around it. EFFCIENCY.

You know what would be pretty efficient? If you took the wings and mashed them up into a drink that you could have while filing your taxes or whatever it is you people need to do so quickly that you can't sit down and spend 2 more minutes eating.

This isn't Communist Russia. In the FREE-MARKET we can take some time to enjoy our food. Or is that another freedom you want to take from us, President Barack HUSSEIN (omg just like that other guy)OBAMACARE????

You may take our bones, but you'll never take OUR FREEDOOOOMMMMMMM

Now you're talking my language. Buffalo smoothie.

L O fucking L duders!

@demoskinos @thepickle @milkman @shagge Thank you duders for givin me a good laugh, just wrapped up a BS workday. Nothin like that 'murrican humor to put a smile on your face. Huge lol at "1978 NFL rules changes". Filing taxes drankin liquid wings sounds pretty alright.

I knew just typing the word "America" was a risk and I'm glad it paid off in a good way.

#76 Posted by Icicle7x3 (1180 posts) -

Bones only get in the way of progress!

Boneless is the future, its time for you cavemen to realize this!

#77 Posted by BigBoss1911 (2463 posts) -

#TEAMBONETHUGZ

Also very crispy.

#78 Posted by wefwefasdf (6729 posts) -

Boneless is the only way! Food should be more convenient to eat; next up, crab-less crab!

#79 Posted by deathstriker666 (1337 posts) -
#80 Posted by thebunnyhunter (1423 posts) -

I'd rather the breast than the wing, i dont like having to eat around the bone on the wing. Jeff is clearly the most sophisticated gentleman in regards to this issue, those other savages can burn in hell with their chicken skeletons. (too far?)

#81 Edited by Casey25 (139 posts) -

Boneless wings are hardly "wings", as far as I'm concerned. They're a cut of chicken in some strange middle ground between nugget and strip.

I don't argue against Jeff's boasting of the boneless "wing" and its convenience, I just think that it's in its own class of food and not necessarily a true "wing".

In a way it's like the difference between ice cream in a bowl or a cone. If you eat it in a bowl, like one might eat boneless with a fork, it's less messy and more uniform. With a cone, you ingest it a little differently, but get the yummy cone as well. With bone-in wings you get dark meat, which tends to be juicier than oft-overcooked breast meat and seems to better absorb the delicious spices and sauces.

#82 Posted by Hunter5024 (5686 posts) -

Bones are just more work and less food. However I often find them tastier then boneless. So really I don't care. As long as they're not spicy. I will never understand why people enjoy willfully making themselves uncomfortable with their food.

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#83 Posted by DystopiaX (5310 posts) -

I'll do either but will go bone-in most of the time.

#84 Edited by Abendlaender (2806 posts) -

Did you know a lot of "boneless" chicken wings still contain the bones? They are just grinded, far beyond the point of recognition. No, I'm actually completely serious.

#85 Edited by dannyodwyer (358 posts) -

Junior Spesh

#86 Posted by Fattony12000 (7416 posts) -

Wings have bones in them.

#87 Posted by Fattony12000 (7416 posts) -

BBQ
Chicken Wings

Unique to Chicken Cottage nowhere will you find these spicy breaded chicken wings baked in our special Smokey BBQ sauce. It must be tasted to be believed!

#88 Edited by Mezmero (1904 posts) -

I'm pro chicken everything. Give me some fucking chicken right now!

#89 Posted by MikkaQ (10290 posts) -

@zella said:

you are lazy monster if you prefer boneless, seasoning and sauce and can only do so much and that's where the bone comes in to deliver extra flavour. Also wings have to be eaten like a dirty animal using your hands and getting yourself covered in grease and sauce, a fork is sacrilege.

But then it's pulled chicken wings and you can sandwich that shit. It has all the bone-in flavor, plus bread and no bones! Win-Win-Win.

#90 Edited by phuzzybunny (172 posts) -

Bone the fuck in.

#91 Posted by Guided_By_Tigers (8061 posts) -

With bones, fuck boneless

#92 Posted by MyNiceIceLife (622 posts) -

I prefer boneless 99% of the time, but sometimes i could go from some bone-in wings.

#93 Posted by jimmyfenix (3855 posts) -

@jimbo said:
@milkman said:

#TeamBoneless is the currently the number four trending topic in the world. Looks like all you #TeamBone supporters are losing traction. Or is it #TeamBoneIn? Who knows because not only do you people like shitty food but your horrible organizational skills have been highlighted by your inability to create a singular hashtag. Suck it.

It's not that, we're just too busy #TeamBoneIn YOUR MUM! Hahaaaaaaaa, zing! Everybody knows she loves chicken... if you know what I'm saying?

(I'm saying she likes to suck cock)

#dealwithit

#94 Edited by MariachiMacabre (7096 posts) -

@klei said:

I don't eat chicken wings. It's not very good, to be honest. Also, I'm not a frat-bro, obese or a sports fan. So I don't really fall in the category of the greasy fingers.

This whole conversation is in the spirit of fun. Quit being a wet blanket and quit generalizing people who enjoy a certain food, because that's just dumb.

#TeamBoneIn, fuckers. Enjoy your McNuggets.

#95 Posted by myketuna (1701 posts) -

Boneless. I already got the only bones I need in life on my skeleton.

#teamboneless

#96 Edited by Nightriff (5085 posts) -

People who like it boneless are pussies, 'nough said

#97 Posted by ArtisanBreads (3845 posts) -

I hate team boneless. Chicken fingers aren't wings.

#98 Posted by Zaccheus (1793 posts) -

Boneless wing is a stupid fucking term, but otherwise it's all the same for me.

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#99 Posted by Soapy86 (2621 posts) -

#100 Edited by Hamst3r (4484 posts) -

Fuck you boneless pussies. BONEIN4THEWIN.

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