Well why doesn't KFC just go with what it should be called?

Either they're chicken-meat-clumps, or wyngz. There is no such thing as a boneless wing. False advertising.

#TeamBoneless for sure. I like having a clean plate and not having to fight for every last bit of meat on the bone. Also, boneless are excellent when you put em in salads.

This debate is stupid, it's not boneless vs bone in, it's chicken nugget vs chicken wing, wing wins every time.

DEAL WITH IT.

The idea of a "wing" without bones is completely foreign and ridiculous to me. Reading my twitter feed has been a bizarre insight into a weird element of American food.

Damn, now I really want some chicken wings but it's raining outside and I'm lazy :(.

I'll take 'em any way I can get 'em.

Chicken wings without bones are not chicken wings. They're probably not even chicken.

Boneless. All other thoughts on this matter are wrong.

I'm pretty sure that what has occurred on twitter is the dumbest, and greatest thing to ever happen.

#TeamBoneless

@shagge said:

What are you some sort of goddamn communist? Americans stuff their mouths with whatever shit they goddamn feel like!

Why the fuck do I want to get my hands messy for like two bites of meat? And if you try to get all the meat it is just a bigger fucking mess! I can have all the meat with less mess and time wasted. #TeamBoneless

BONES

Boneless Thursdays @ BWW are the best

You think this shit is a game? Less bones, more MEAT. If you can't handle dat all succulent boneless meat then don't eat!

Here in America, we like to solve problems where problems don't exist (i.e. every infomercial product, 1978 NFL rules changes, and boneless wings). IF YOU'RE AN ADULT YOU CAN HANDLE EATING SOMETHING ON A BONE.

If you're a real adult you'd know how to be efficient and cut out the part you don't eat anyways that just takes up more time trying to eat around it. EFFCIENCY.

Bones inside the wings help pace you, takes long to get all the chicken and thus you savor it more. Though it is messier.

You know what would be pretty efficient? If you took the wings and mashed them up into a drink that you could have while filing your taxes or whatever it is you people need to do so quickly that you can't sit down and spend 2 more minutes eating.

This isn't Communist Russia. In the FREE-MARKET we can take some time to enjoy our food. Or is that another freedom you want to take from us, President Barack HUSSEIN (omg just like that other guy)OBAMACARE????

You may take our bones, but you'll never take OUR FREEDOOOOMMMMMMM

Now you're talking my language. Buffalo smoothie.

@demoskinos: The thing is it's not cutting around the bone, it's an entirely different, less tasty piece of meat. There is a reason soup broth is made from bones, it adds flavour! In the case of chicken wings it also adds moisture, fake-ass boneless "chicken wings" will never hold a candle to a good quality real chicken wing. And if all you care about in food is the speed with which you can eat it then you don't really care about that food in the first place.

In the words of Kent Brockman: "So while you're home today, eating your sweet sweet chicken wings, I hope you'll all choke -- just a little bit".

I've never had boneless wings before. Wings need bones or how else will they fly?

If you chose the second option you've boned up.

Kill me, please.

you are lazy monster if you prefer boneless, seasoning and sauce and can only do so much and that's where the bone comes in to deliver extra flavour. Also wings have to be eaten like a dirty animal using your hands and getting yourself covered in grease and sauce, a fork is sacrilege.

L O fucking L duders!

@demoskinos@thepickle@milkman@shagge Thank you duders for givin me a good laugh, just wrapped up a BS workday. Nothin like that 'murrican humor to put a smile on your face. Huge lol at "1978 NFL rules changes". Filing taxes drankin liquid wings sounds pretty alright.

I knew just typing the word "America" was a risk and I'm glad it paid off in a good way.

Bones only get in the way of progress!

Boneless is the future, its time for you cavemen to realize this!

#TEAMBONETHUGZ

Also very crispy.

Boneless is the only way! Food should be more convenient to eat; next up, crab-less crab!

@Agnogenic: Already done!

I'd rather the breast than the wing, i dont like having to eat around the bone on the wing. Jeff is clearly the most sophisticated gentleman in regards to this issue, those other savages can burn in hell with their chicken skeletons. (too far?)

Boneless wings are hardly "wings", as far as I'm concerned. They're a cut of chicken in some strange middle ground between nugget and strip.

I don't argue against Jeff's boasting of the boneless "wing" and its convenience, I just think that it's in its own class of food and not necessarily a true "wing".

In a way it's like the difference between ice cream in a bowl or a cone. If you eat it in a bowl, like one might eat boneless with a fork, it's less messy and more uniform. With a cone, you ingest it a little differently, but get the yummy cone as well. With bone-in wings you get dark meat, which tends to be juicier than oft-overcooked breast meat and seems to better absorb the delicious spices and sauces.

Bones are just more work and less food. However I often find them tastier then boneless. So really I don't care. As long as they're not spicy. I will never understand why people enjoy willfully making themselves uncomfortable with their food.

I'll do either but will go bone-in most of the time.

Did you know a lot of "boneless" chicken wings still contain the bones? They are just grinded, far beyond the point of recognition. No, I'm actually completely serious.

Junior Spesh

Wings have bones in them.

BBQ
Chicken Wings

Unique to Chicken Cottage nowhere will you find these spicy breaded chicken wings baked in our special Smokey BBQ sauce. It must be tasted to be believed!

I'm pro chicken everything. Give me some fucking chicken right now!

But then it's pulled chicken wings and you can sandwich that shit. It has all the bone-in flavor, plus bread and no bones! Win-Win-Win.

Bone the fuck in.

With bones, fuck boneless

I prefer boneless 99% of the time, but sometimes i could go from some bone-in wings.

#dealwithit

This whole conversation is in the spirit of fun. Quit being a wet blanket and quit generalizing people who enjoy a certain food, because that's just dumb.

#TeamBoneIn, fuckers. Enjoy your McNuggets.

Boneless. I already got the only bones I need in life on my skeleton.

#teamboneless

People who like it boneless are pussies, 'nough said

I hate team boneless. Chicken fingers aren't wings.

Boneless wing is a stupid fucking term, but otherwise it's all the same for me.

Fuck you boneless pussies. BONEIN4THEWIN.