In our time, there have been many influential political movements which have changed the course of our human existence. Malcolm X. Fidel Castro. Che Guevara. Whether you agree with their views or not, it cannot be denied that their influence has stretched far and wide. But we must be realistic. As the decades roll by, the relevance of their movements is ultimately crippled by time as their pertinent issues, the very causes for which they fight, either get resolved or society simply moves on beyond it. This is a problem for any organization looking to impact people beyond the immediate generation they are introduced in, which is why I am here to tell you about the first and only timeless revolution to be created in the course of history. I am, of course, referring to the Vanguards of the Lunch Revolution.
Chie Satonaka
Character » appears in 11 games
Chie is one of the first characters to join the player's party in Persona 4. A huge fan of martial arts and meat, Chie is the upbeat, cheerful, and energetic tomboy of the group. She does, however, have an occasionally short temper, especially with Yosuke Hanamura. Her initial Persona is Tomoe Gozen of the Chariot Arcana.
Vanguards of the Lunch Revolution HOLLER!
Almighty Comrade Satonaka is okay with such sensations. What matters is that you join our cause sooner rather than later so that together we can make the world and its cafeteria better places. It is of the utmost importance that we grow and recruity new members so that we may satisfy Almighty Comrade Satonaka's vision.
"Sometimes you scare me, Pepsiman. :)"In this instance, I call it "being too bored to study for finals, but have enough motivation to change the world one lunchroom at a time." Such were the principles upon which the Vanguards of the Lunch Revolution were founded.
"You'll never have me! I already follow Yukiko and the Boneless Taste Cuisine."
The vending machines in my cafeteria don't accept dimes, how do you plan on combatting this injustice?
There are a number of tactics which the Vanguards of the Revolution can employ in order to rectify the situation. At our calmest, we can attempt to employ diplomacy and legally request the vending machine to change its ways. We did something similar with in 2005 with the Case of Two-Dollar Bill Hater in which we were able to peacibly request a discriminatory vending machine to accept the iconic bills in exchange for edible goods. Should that not work, however, we are not an organization above blackmailing and kidnappings and have as such managed to achieve plenty with our methodologies. The point is that we'll do whatever we have to do in order to get that vending machine to accept your dimes, no matter the personal costs on our end, legal or otherwise.
"Almighty Comrade Satonaka actually expects you to utter "Huzzah" at any and all opportunities when it is possible to do so. Furthermore, she also appreciates it when you go "Booooom!" when you make a critical hit on the enemy. That pleases her greatly."critical hit on yosuke?
Huh... so this is a communist collective based around a video game character... maybe if the Soviets had tried that instead of a collective based on cronyism and militarism things would have turned out better. But I suspect that this is all going to collapse anyways when peole are going to have to wait in line to get shit.
"Huh... so this is a communist collective based around a video game character... maybe if the Soviets had tried that instead of a collective based on cronyism and militarism things would have turned out better. But I suspect that this is all going to collapse anyways when peole are going to have to wait in line to get shit.There are no lines in the Lunch Revolution!
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You forget yourself comrade. They created Goho-M's for a reason! I can assure you waiting your turn outside of your: house, business, church, doctors, lunch room, randomly generated dungeon that reflects your friends inner psychewas not one of them!!!
Vidiot speaks wise words and understands Almighty Comrade Satonaka's philosophies very well for a brand new member. Indeed, what she espouses for is not a revolution in the manner in which the people govern themselves; she merely seeks to resolve the injustices to be found across cafeterias everywhere. She merely wants access to politicians' dining places one day so that she may better help the leaders who will then empower the lives of oh so many constituents. But at its core, it's all about maintaining peace in the cafeteria and nothing more. We are the Vanguards of the Lunch Revolution, after all.
"Oh, I want guns. I heard there was a bike gun around here somewhere...So it's as I suspected... you're all a bunch of violence seeking, gun toting, fist throwing, adrenaline seeking, round house kicking, commie bastards! You all realize that very single "glorious" (communist) revolution, regardless of size and scope, has resulted in the frivolous deaths of thousands of innocent civilians... is your Messiah ready for that?Huzzah!I LOVE DOING THAT."
"Aaox said:Your anti-lunch fear mongering agenda is ridiculous ZombiePie. Was the end of the lunch mafia too much for you? Not getting kickbacks from Hanamura now? I see through your facade."Oh, I want guns. I heard there was a bike gun around here somewhere...So it's as I suspected... you're all a bunch of violence seeking, gun toting, fist throwing, adrenaline seeking, round house kicking, commie bastards! You all realize that very single "glorious" (communist) revolution, regardless of size and scope, has resulted in the frivolous deaths of thousands of innocent civilians... is your Messiah ready for that?"Huzzah!I LOVE DOING THAT."
Our leader is not divine in nature, but is wise beyond your comprehension. This is a rally against injustice during lunch. Where a few will cry out and stand together against hate, fear, and the hostile environment hellscape that is a modern lunchroom. Viloence will only be inacted on those who threaten others, and that justice will not be done by something as barabaric as a gun. Our method usually involves a phenominal swift kick to the face that will punt said perpatrator out of the lunch room.
"ZombiePie said:I am not afiliated wth this "Hanamura," and his kiddie "lunch mafia," I answer to a higher authority...."Aaox said:Your anti-lunch fear mongering agenda is ridiculous ZombiePie. Was the end of the lunch mafia too much for you? Not getting kickbacks from Hanamura now? I see through your facade."Oh, I want guns. I heard there was a bike gun around here somewhere...So it's as I suspected... you're all a bunch of violence seeking, gun toting, fist throwing, adrenaline seeking, round house kicking, commie bastards! You all realize that very single "glorious" (communist) revolution, regardless of size and scope, has resulted in the frivolous deaths of thousands of innocent civilians... is your Messiah ready for that?"Huzzah!I LOVE DOING THAT."
Our leader is not divine in nature, but is wise beyond your comprehension. This is a rally against injustice during lunch. Where a few will cry out and stand together against hate, fear, and the hostile environment hellscape that is a modern lunchroom. Viloence will only be inacted on those who threaten others, and that justice will not be done by something as barabaric as a gun. Our method usually involves a phenominal swift kick to the face that will punt said perpatrator out of the lunch room."
I think we all know by now that Mr. O'Reilly did, in fact, answer to Diabolical Rice Fascist Hanamura just a few years ago. The only reason why he's not associated with the Lunch Mafia anymore is that his cover was blown during an assassination plot against Almighty Comrade Satonaka. I was there and I was the one who unmasked the guy personally. I do know that nowadays he runs his own anti-lunch ring, but frankly, it's a far cry from his glory days. We at the Vanguards of the Revolution therefore don't take your higher power seriously anymore. But should he arrive at our front door again, I assure you that a Galactic Punt will most definitely be in order.
"ZombiePie said:You have no idea how much my cafeteria is like this, in fact I think the lunch servers are in cahoots with the loudmouths. Which is why I have to suffer the horrors of preparing my bagged lunches."Aaox said:Your anti-lunch fear mongering agenda is ridiculous ZombiePie. Was the end of the lunch mafia too much for you? Not getting kickbacks from Hanamura now? I see through your facade."Oh, I want guns. I heard there was a bike gun around here somewhere...So it's as I suspected... you're all a bunch of violence seeking, gun toting, fist throwing, adrenaline seeking, round house kicking, commie bastards! You all realize that very single "glorious" (communist) revolution, regardless of size and scope, has resulted in the frivolous deaths of thousands of innocent civilians... is your Messiah ready for that?"Huzzah!I LOVE DOING THAT."
Our leader is not divine in nature, but is wise beyond your comprehension. This is a rally against injustice during lunch. Where a few will cry out and stand together against hate, fear, and the hostile environment hellscape that is a modern lunchroom. Viloence will only be inacted on those who threaten others, and that justice will not be done by something as barabaric as a gun. Our method usually involves a phenominal swift kick to the face that will punt said perpatrator out of the lunch room."
"When's the get-together again? You know, the one where we're going to watch 'Trial of the Dragon' on Blu-Ray over at Almighty Comrade Satonaka's house? I've got the chips and the salsa."You don't remember this? It's the day after the Bruce Lee marathon, which is set to take place three days, two hours, and seven minutes after the Nile River floods over again. Can't be more specific beyond that because otherwise we could spring another Mara trap.
"Aaox said:Which prefecture is this in anyways? Curse my inability to decipher all things vague and ambiguous."When's the get-together again? You know, the one where we're going to watch 'Trial of the Dragon' on Blu-Ray over at Almighty Comrade Satonaka's house? I've got the chips and the salsa."You don't remember this? It's the day after the Bruce Lee marathon, which is set to take place three days, two hours, and seven minutes after the Nile River floods over again. Can't be more specific beyond that because otherwise we could spring another Mara trap."
"Aaox said:Oooooo skweee! I know where that is! I could make my divine spinach, brussels sprout, and broccoli stuffed liver dish. I'll also bring freshly shucked oysters slathered in mayonnaise and topped with cilantro and sour creme. And this goes well with my special lima bean beet split pea soup. And then I could bring a cherry flavoured jello mold that has meat chucks in it to end my wonderful medley of food."When's the get-together again? You know, the one where we're going to watch 'Trial of the Dragon' on Blu-Ray over at Almighty Comrade Satonaka's house? I've got the chips and the salsa."You don't remember this? It's the day after the Bruce Lee marathon, which is set to take place three days, two hours, and seven minutes after the Nile River floods over again. Can't be more specific beyond that because otherwise we could spring another Mara trap."
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