Ex-Rare and Microsoft employee, Chris Seavor, has recently Tweeted on the subject of  Nintendo's upcoming E3. I have no idea what he's seen or heard, but he's seems pretty clear about something...     
 

   Nintendo will rape them...RAPE. Hare, meet tortoise. Tortoise, this is hare. 'Hare.......', said the tortoise. 'Here's a big fuck you!'

I didn't realize that Rare employed children. That's weird. Do they recruit directly from Xbox Live?

At least Sony has a condom(NGP)

That sounds like a 13 year old on Xbox Live, not a professional.  Some people should not be allowed near anything that allows them to publicly update their thoughts on the fly.  Apparently he is one of those people.

@rebgav said:

I didn't realize that Rare employed children. That's weird. Do they recruit directly from Xbox Live?

 So you think only the young and immature use such wording to get a point across with vigour?. Have you read the internet lately?  

Not only does he sound very immature, but he doesn't have any idea of what Sony or Microsoft have planned for their shows or upcoming systems.  

Nintendo had a great showing last year and they have some big announcements that could easily give them a huge edge.. but they could just as easily drop the ball and have another terrible show, like they've had for the past couple of years before last, and their new Project Café could bomb just as badly as the 3DS.  There's nothing here but wild speculation.

I didn't realize that Rare employed children. That's weird. Do they recruit directly from Xbox Live?

Rape is such a strong of a word....

@rebgav said:

I didn't realize that Rare employed children. That's weird. Do they recruit directly from Xbox Live?

 So you think only the young and immature use such wording to get a point across with vigour?. Have you read the internet lately?  

 I find his words rather fitting given the fact it was he who designed the flame fested Conker's Bad Fur Day on N64.  

I'll bet whatever hardware he's seen will not be what we get. It ll be the all-action hardware and by the time it sees the light of day it'll be the Peter Molyneux version we get. It'll be half as cool as what it was claimed to be. Besides if they don't stop with the gimmick crap and keep using shit 3rd party games it still wont live up to what they want it to be.

Interesting.. Excited to see what Nintendo has conjured up for E3.

what a asshole 

I didn't realize that Rare employed children. That's weird. Do they recruit directly from Xbox Live?

Wait, who is the Hare and Tortoise in this scenario? I can't see any way in which that is a fitting analogy. Also; guy sounds like a doucher.

Regardless of the immaturity of the comment, I am sure he is right: Nintendo will win E3.

Rape?
 
Rare?
 
Rare... is... raping?
RARP!
 
@Sanj: Gareth writing stuff down gets me every time.

Nintendo may have had a good E3 last year, but  they have only released 2 games I have purchased since last summer, DKCR and Pokemon Black.

Unless the new Nintendo console has a strong launch line up, it won't do shit.

Mental image of Reggie Fils-Aime raping Kaz Hirai.  Do not need.

Using the word rape in this context is disgusting.

Using the word rape in this context is disgusting.

Not sure why he decided to use the word rape, but he shouldnt have. You would think a grown man making a public comment would have a little more presence of mind to not use such an emotional word.

Call the police!

NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop getting butthurt and whinging over the guy's choice of words and discuss the topic at hand. 
 
On topic: Of course they will, they're announcing new hardware.

@wwfundertaker said:

Using the word rape in this context is disgusting.

...when is it not disgusting?

Stop getting butthurt and whinging over the guy's choice of words and discuss the topic at hand.  On topic: Of course they will, they're announcing new hardware.

They will come out and show some Mario or Zelda game for their new consoles. I'll go I don't care.

Mental image of Reggie Fils-Aime raping Kaz Hirai.  Do not need.

@redbliss said:

Not sure why he decided to use the word rape, but he shouldnt have. You would think a grown man making a public comment would have a little more presence of mind to not use such an emotional word.

  In our English language, which is significantly different to the bastardised American version, it's often used as an alternative to "plunder". The designer in question is British.

Stop getting butthurt and whinging over the guy's choice of words and discuss the topic at hand.  On topic: Of course they will, they're announcing new hardware.

Well I guess now we know why he's an ex-Rare employee.. 
 
Also, plundering? Lets not beat around the bush here, he's talking about being forcibly fucked against your will.

New system, same old franchises. I just don't care anymore.

Also, discussion of "winning" E3 leaves a bad taste in my mouth :(

Well, that's that then.

sounds bitter more than anything

But rape isn't legal...

kinky

But rape isn't legal...

I didn't realize David Jaffe had a second job....

I would be surprised if they didn't, with all the stuff they've got going. In addition to the new console and the big games they'll announce for that they've got Skyward Sword and the new Kirby for Wii. I'm also expecting plenty of big 3DS reveals. 
 
Unless Sony or Microsoft are secretly planning to reveal the Playstation 4 and the Xbox 720 as well as a slew of cool exclusives for those, there's just no way their shows will even get close.

@Contro said:

@rebgav said:

I didn't realize that Rare employed children. That's weird. Do they recruit directly from Xbox Live?

 So you think only the young and immature use such wording to get a point across with vigour?. Have you read the internet lately?  

Yeah, only the young and immature do. 

@Contro said:

@redbliss said:

Not sure why he decided to use the word rape, but he shouldnt have. You would think a grown man making a public comment would have a little more presence of mind to not use such an emotional word.

  In our English language, which is significantly different to the bastardised American version, it's often used as an alternative to "plunder". The designer in question is British.

Nintendo will plunder them...PLUNDER.  Hare, meet tortoise.  Tortoise, this is hare.  'Hare.......', said the tortoise.  'Here's a big fuck you!' 
 
That makes no god damn sense, and you know it. 

 @GunslingerPanda said:

Stop getting butthurt and whinging over the guy's choice of words and discuss the topic at hand.  On topic: Of course they will, they're announcing new hardware.

The original post made mention of the choice of words, so it's entirely on-topic.  

edit:   In the original English language, which is significantly different to the bastardised American version, the word "rape" is often used as an alternative to "plunder". The designer in question is British.  Hope this clears things up and we stay on topic.