When he gets in the water, Chuck Norris doesnt get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
Facts about Chuk Norris. Post ONE yourself, Only one
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris can't afford a washer and dryer, so he has to do his clothes at the laundromat. Once he stepped out to get a sandwich, and when he came back he saw that someone had thrown all his whites onto the floor. He tried to confront the man who did it, but was yelled at and backed away. That night, on the bus ride home, he thought about all the comebacks he wished he said.
" Chuck Norris has no sense of humor about Chuck Norris jokes "He will never win that case. The stuff is so outrageous that no sane person would believe that Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands and when he came back they were just the islands. It's just like when Larry Flint published a story about Jerry Falwell losing his virginity to his mother in an outhouse.
There's a book for this you know (The Truth about Chuck Norris). It has all the top rated facts from the original website dedicated to Norris jokes. I actually have one in there so I bought it haha.
I don't think this is the one that's in the book (I'll have to look through it sometime and find out) but this one was also pretty popular:
"Chuck Norris once won an entire game of Celebrity Jeopardy by answering with "Who is Chuck Norris?""
Ok, I can't resist making them up now. These are really fun haha.
"Albert Einstein later adapted his theory of relativity to describe how Chuck Norris was created. The end result, which later won him the Nobel Prize in the Sciences, read: Chuck Norris = (Fortitude)(Beard)^2 ."
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