So far, no one has ever beat this. I've made it two thirds with the Lame Horse Mode. Anyone else make it farther?

I made it to the huge drop in Lame Horse Mode. I think it's close to 3 quarters in.

Congrats on being top poster in this forum. Anyways what's CLOP?

Alright I think I figured it out. You need to switch between H L and J K to achieve an easy ambling gait. Then you need to get that equine to amble like you're Zara Phillips at the Olympics.

i beat qwop that felt hella good

however i tried clop and was all like "this shit is easy" but then i got half way and died off some bullshit s'all good though ima try again later

also, sorry for the lack of punctuation im a little sauced up uknowhowitiz haha

... does anyone else with vague knowledge of the mlp fandom feel really strange right now?

@kashif1 said:

... does anyone else with vague knowledge of the mlp fandom feel really strange right now?

whats weird about it? is it the similarity between the two equine species in question? they ARE both kinda magically inclined i suppose! i have no idea though lol i dont even watch my little pony, bronie

What's weird is that 'clopping' is pony-man sex.

After listening to the Comedy Button, I'm afraid that I know what Clop means. :( Fucking bronies.

I feel like CLOP is that retarded game that everyone played during class and then promptly forgot about it when they got home and played better games.

@SarjuTheRapper said:

@kashif1 said:

... does anyone else with vague knowledge of the mlp fandom feel really strange right now?

whats weird about it? is it the similarity between the two equine species in question? they ARE both kinda magically inclined i suppose! i have no idea though lol i dont even watch my little pony, bronie

You don't want to know what its slang for.

@SexyToad said:

Congrats on being top poster in this forum. Anyways what's CLOP?

You know what QWOP is? It's kind of like that, but with a unicorn.

Someone out there is clop-cloping to this game. I wish I didn't know that.

How has no one beaten it? You can literally get through half the stage by only using 1 or 2 legs (you'll even get forward momentum by using 1 button).... that horse is easy compared to QWOP.

Edit: Hmm. Seems you can't, since you get struck by lame horse mode if you do. Figured it was way too easy.

Made it to the tiny drop half-way in, and spammed hjl hjl hjl hjl to get back up after the faceplant.

I died on the "steep" hill right after that - just couldn't move forward at all.

@kashif1 said:

... does anyone else with vague knowledge of the mlp fandom feel really strange right now?

Eeyup.

Also,CLOPCLOPCLOPCLOPCLOPCLOPCLOP

After many attempts at jumping to reach the "secret" star in the beginning:

I said forget it and had my horse just chill under the tree.

Managed to get a decent way past that cliff on lame horse mode. I suspect you're not supposed to actually get much farther than that because...

@Pepsiman: My word, nice job!

Please try for that damn star. That thing is bonkers and the horse's head horn is a total byach.

@Lunar_Aura: I should have mentioned that the video wasn't made by me. I don't quite yet have the sanity in me to make it to the ravine legitimately in non-lame horse mode. That screenshot of yours did amuse me immensely, though, since I never even thought of trying to jump for the star, but I like as a metagame, so hell, I might as well try.