The Epic CLOP Challenge

#1 Posted by EvGar (131 posts) -

So far, no one has ever beat this. I've made it two thirds with the Lame Horse Mode. Anyone else make it farther?

#2 Posted by EkajArmstro (379 posts) -

I made it to the huge drop in Lame Horse Mode. I think it's close to 3 quarters in.

#3 Posted by SexyToad (2760 posts) -

Congrats on being top poster in this forum. Anyways what's CLOP?

#4 Posted by Blackout62 (1324 posts) -

Alright I think I figured it out. You need to switch between H L and J K to achieve an easy ambling gait. Then you need to get that equine to amble like you're Zara Phillips at the Olympics.

#5 Posted by SarjuTheRapper (279 posts) -

i beat qwop that felt hella good

however i tried clop and was all like "this shit is easy" but then i got half way and died off some bullshit s'all good though ima try again later

also, sorry for the lack of punctuation im a little sauced up uknowhowitiz haha

#6 Posted by kashif1 (1428 posts) -

... does anyone else with vague knowledge of the mlp fandom feel really strange right now?

#7 Posted by SarjuTheRapper (279 posts) -

@kashif1 said:

... does anyone else with vague knowledge of the mlp fandom feel really strange right now?

whats weird about it? is it the similarity between the two equine species in question? they ARE both kinda magically inclined i suppose! i have no idea though lol i dont even watch my little pony, bronie

#8 Posted by Willtron (242 posts) -

What's weird is that 'clopping' is pony-man sex.

#9 Posted by Phatmac (5720 posts) -

After listening to the Comedy Button, I'm afraid that I know what Clop means. :( Fucking bronies.

#10 Edited by yoshisaur (2607 posts) -

I feel like CLOP is that retarded game that everyone played during class and then promptly forgot about it when they got home and played better games.

#11 Posted by kashif1 (1428 posts) -

@SarjuTheRapper said:

@kashif1 said:

... does anyone else with vague knowledge of the mlp fandom feel really strange right now?

whats weird about it? is it the similarity between the two equine species in question? they ARE both kinda magically inclined i suppose! i have no idea though lol i dont even watch my little pony, bronie

You don't want to know what its slang for.

#12 Posted by Hailinel (23679 posts) -

@SexyToad said:

Congrats on being top poster in this forum. Anyways what's CLOP?

You know what QWOP is? It's kind of like that, but with a unicorn.

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#13 Posted by sevenLiter (110 posts) -

Someone out there is clop-cloping to this game. I wish I didn't know that.

#14 Edited by Xymox (2056 posts) -

How has no one beaten it? You can literally get through half the stage by only using 1 or 2 legs (you'll even get forward momentum by using 1 button).... that horse is easy compared to QWOP.

Edit: Hmm. Seems you can't, since you get struck by lame horse mode if you do. Figured it was way too easy.

Made it to the tiny drop half-way in, and spammed hjl hjl hjl hjl to get back up after the faceplant.

I died on the "steep" hill right after that - just couldn't move forward at all.

#15 Posted by Smokay (525 posts) -

@kashif1 said:

... does anyone else with vague knowledge of the mlp fandom feel really strange right now?

Eeyup.

Also,CLOPCLOPCLOPCLOPCLOPCLOPCLOP

#16 Posted by Lunar_Aura (2779 posts) -

After many attempts at jumping to reach the "secret" star in the beginning:

I said forget it and had my horse just chill under the tree.

#17 Edited by Pepsiman (2458 posts) -

Managed to get a decent way past that cliff on lame horse mode. I suspect you're not supposed to actually get much farther than that because...

That was an amusing, if not somewhat expected twist to come upon. I'd love to be proven wrong, but considering how QWOP can be beaten if you have enough stubbornness to drag your legs and get past the hurdle (I somehow did), I wouldn't be surprised if Foddy wanted to be a little more fatalist with this game and prevent you from beating it entirely. 
 
Edit: I stand corrected. Just turns out that my momentum wasn't good enough, which wouldn't you know, is delightfully terrible in lame horse mode. Ending spoilers below for proof and whatnot. 
  
#18 Posted by Lunar_Aura (2779 posts) -

@Pepsiman: My word, nice job!

Please try for that damn star. That thing is bonkers and the horse's head horn is a total byach.

#19 Edited by Pepsiman (2458 posts) -

@Lunar_Aura: I should have mentioned that the video wasn't made by me. I don't quite yet have the sanity in me to make it to the ravine legitimately in non-lame horse mode. That screenshot of yours did amuse me immensely, though, since I never even thought of trying to jump for the star, but I like as a metagame, so hell, I might as well try.

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