Like the topic says;
Are coconuts worth more than human life?

Given that I'm allergic to the fuckers...and even before I knew that, I hated the taste of coconuts...no, they are not.

Fuck no!

Mangoes ftw!

What if your town as built on coconuts.?

I hate Coconuts , they are bad for my skin , and they also taste terrible

Yeah... Not. That. Great.

Human life? Possibly. The body, however, isn't very pricey. Last I heard it was somewhere between 5 and 20 dollars raw. I don't know the price of one coconut though, so I can't really say.

If they are King Coconut's, possibly.

While the milk may be good. Nope.

lmao No.

You haven't lived until you've eaten at least ten Bounty bars in one sitting.

I hate coconut everything. The taste is terrible to me. But if the person was a jackass, then I'd suck it up and eat a coconut.

This town is built on coconuts! Coconuts are worth more than human life!

For some reason this song popped into my head...

"You put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em both together
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better
Put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em both up
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning"

Now the song is stuck in my head. DAMN YOU COCONUTS! DAMN YOU TO HELL!

"This town is built on coconuts! Coconuts are worth more than human life!"

I hate coconuts...they suck, yet they are actually worth more than most human lives.

Hi old HotSpot :D


Or is that from a super early Bombcast? Whatever.

Why all the hatin' on COH COH NEWTS?

I expected this thread to be no more heroes related, such a downer.

Im going to say yes.

In the case you are stranded on a desert island with limited coconuts.

Coconuts > people

Coconuts don't complain when you have to eat them as there is no other food available. Coconuts don't talk back when you shout at them. Coconuts make very little to no noise allowing you to sleep in peace. Coconuts don't eat so you know they won't eat your last piece of food. Coconuts are yummy.

Coconut ice-pops are to human life as Grand Theft Auto IV is to Big Rigs.

There is nothing better than a cold, fresh coconut cracked open while in the Southern California desert at a music festival while it's over 100 degrees out. 

Jeff said:

"This town is built on coconuts! Coconuts are worth more than human life!"

That's from No More Heroes, right?

Coconut and Midori Coctails anyone !? :D All your Coconuts are Belong to Us now :P

Green coconut water is awesome.

Just plain coconut sucks. Want to know how to ruin a good dessert? Put coconut in it!

"

Jeff said:

"This town is built on coconuts! Coconuts are worth more than human life!"

That's from No More Heroes, right?

"

As long as they fall off trees and hit people in the head, then yes.

Since laughter is the best medicine, that person who was sacrificed in the name of coconuts will allow more people to live better lives. If potentially hundreds or even thousands of lives are saved, isn't it worth it?

here's an early monkey prototype before they tried it on humans: