Are coconuts worth more than human life?

#1 Posted by StaticFalconar (4849 posts) -

Like the topic says;
Are coconuts worth more than human life?

#2 Posted by jakob187 (21665 posts) -

Given that I'm allergic to the fuckers...and even before I knew that, I hated the taste of coconuts...no, they are not.

Wait, take that back.

FUCK NO they are not.
#3 Posted by Black_Rose (7785 posts) -

Fuck no!

Mangoes ftw!

#4 Posted by StaticFalconar (4849 posts) -

What if your town as built on coconuts.?

#5 Posted by daniel_beck_90 (3159 posts) -

I hate Coconuts , they are bad for my skin , and they also taste terrible

#6 Posted by OneEyedNinja7 (797 posts) -

Yeah... Not. That. Great.

#7 Posted by Dr_Feelgood38 (1550 posts) -

Human life? Possibly. The body, however, isn't very pricey. Last I heard it was somewhere between 5 and 20 dollars raw. I don't know the price of one coconut though, so I can't really say.

#8 Posted by Linkyshinks (9880 posts) -

If they are King Coconut's, possibly.

#9 Posted by wefwefasdf (6729 posts) -

While the milk may be good. Nope.

#10 Posted by Gunner612 (4338 posts) -

lmao No.

#11 Posted by Origina1Penguin (3501 posts) -

You haven't lived until you've eaten at least ten Bounty bars in one sitting.

#12 Posted by hazelnutman (1097 posts) -

I hate coconut everything. The taste is terrible to me. But if the person was a jackass, then I'd suck it up and eat a coconut.

#13 Posted by Jeff (3486 posts) -

This town is built on coconuts! Coconuts are worth more than human life!

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#14 Posted by banned8921 (1246 posts) -
Jeff said:
"This town is built on coconuts! Coconuts are worth more than human life!"
I agree!
#15 Edited by AttackedCamo (817 posts) -

For some reason this song popped into my head...

"You put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em both together
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better
Put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em both up
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning"

Now the song is stuck in my head. DAMN YOU COCONUTS! DAMN YOU TO HELL!

#16 Posted by StaticFalconar (4849 posts) -
Jeff said:
"This town is built on coconuts! Coconuts are worth more than human life!"
Thanks Jeff.
#17 Posted by Kush (8889 posts) -

I hate coconuts...they suck, yet they are actually worth more than most human lives.

#18 Posted by Scooper (7882 posts) -

Hi old HotSpot :D


Or is that from a super early Bombcast? Whatever.

#19 Posted by Aaox (1657 posts) -

Why all the hatin' on COH COH NEWTS?

#20 Posted by Endogene (4741 posts) -

I expected this thread to be no more heroes related, such a downer.

#21 Posted by Rowr (5540 posts) -

Im going to say yes.

In the case you are stranded on a desert island with limited coconuts.

#22 Posted by Hamz (6846 posts) -

Coconuts > people

Coconuts don't complain when you have to eat them as there is no other food available. Coconuts don't talk back when you shout at them. Coconuts make very little to no noise allowing you to sleep in peace. Coconuts don't eat so you know they won't eat your last piece of food. Coconuts are yummy.

#23 Posted by BiggerBomb (6944 posts) -

Coconut ice-pops are to human life as Grand Theft Auto IV is to Big Rigs.

#24 Posted by MB (12274 posts) -

There is nothing better than a cold, fresh coconut cracked open while in the Southern California desert at a music festival while it's over 100 degrees out. 

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#25 Posted by Peewi (410 posts) -

Jeff said:

"This town is built on coconuts! Coconuts are worth more than human life!"

That's from No More Heroes, right?

#26 Posted by TheJadeAngel (147 posts) -

Coconut and Midori Coctails anyone !? :D All your Coconuts are Belong to Us now :P

#27 Posted by zitosilva (1840 posts) -

Green coconut water is awesome.

Just plain coconut sucks. Want to know how to ruin a good dessert? Put coconut in it!

#28 Posted by Dalai (7017 posts) -
Peewi said:
"

Jeff said:

"This town is built on coconuts! Coconuts are worth more than human life!"

That's from No More Heroes, right?

"
You are correct, sir.
#29 Posted by Giantkitty (808 posts) -

As long as they fall off trees and hit people in the head, then yes.

Since laughter is the best medicine, that person who was sacrificed in the name of coconuts will allow more people to live better lives. If potentially hundreds or even thousands of lives are saved, isn't it worth it?

here's an early monkey prototype before they tried it on humans:

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