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2.8 stars 2.8/5 Stars Average score of 5 user reviews spread across 9 releases and 0 DLC

Cast me out of Valhalla, please... 0

Now, I like sword slashing and boob ogling as much as the next guy, and there's plenty of both in THQ's new Conan game. It's been a while since we've seen any sort of digital representation of everyone's favorite barbarian, and although there's plenty of gory action and high fantasy to be found in this Cimmerian's hack and slash effort, repitition and poor design choices lead to more headache than head rush.So here's the rundown of this game's story. As Conan, you'll start the game attempting t...

1 out of 1 found this review helpful.

Disappointing 0

Conan is in someways satisfying and in other ways very disappointing. A positive is definitely the many different ways to gruesomely kill enemies.  Slicing enemies arms and heads off or skewering the enemy onto a fence is very satisfying. Also the environments, especially the beach areas I really liked the feel of.The negatives for me were the voice acting, boss fights, camera issues, lack of atmosphere and length of the game. I managed to finish it in just under 6 and a half hours and with no m...

0 out of 0 found this review helpful.

Smite your enemies 0

Through playing Conan i often wondered what the game would be like without the exist of God of War. It certainly tries to set itself of in such a manner as to which you can't help asking that question. However once you get bast this barrier of hating unoriginal gameplay, you'll find that Conan is actually a fun little game Conan begins as he opens a tomb and releases the black plague amongst the world. While doing this he loses his armor and must go back and retrieve it. He meets a young warrio...

0 out of 0 found this review helpful.

"ONE LESS DOG IN THE STREETS!" 0

The ShortPros-Violent, visceral combat that is very satisfying- Three weapon styles that have their own trees to level up- Reasonably long quest with tons of combat and a few puzzles- Ron Perlman does the voice of ConanCons- Ugly- Gets dull and repetitive very quickly- While voice acting is...decent, the script is so awful it doesn't matter- Conan uses magic? Did these people even READ a Conan novel?- Collectibles are topless women chained to poles. Pandering much?- Rips off God of War shameless...

0 out of 0 found this review helpful.

"Hither came Conan, the Cimmerian..." 0

THQ has done an admirable job the past few years of producing games that may not be AAA titles, but that are fairly solid and fun to play. I was still a bit skepitical, however, of Nihilistic developing the game after their dismal Marvel Nemesis, so I wasn't so sure what to expect from Conan. My hopes were high that Conan would turn out to be a quality game due to me being a Conan fan since the early 1980s when I bought every Conan comic book under the sun. Luckily for me, Nihilistic delivered a...

0 out of 0 found this review helpful.

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