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    Games where attacks directed to the crotchal region cause much more damage than other areas, sometimes as a male-only phenomenon.

    Daily Dewmocracy! Have you ever been kicked in the groin?

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    #1  Edited By Dewmocracy
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    #2  Edited By Dewmocracy

    Daily Dewmocracy! Have you ever been hit in the groin? The balls? The nutsack? The family jewels? It hurts, doesn't it. Share your stories here, and don't forget about the poll! Those of you who selected "no," I envy you.

    Also, isn't it cool that we have a "Crotch Damage" page?

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    #3  Edited By Bigbombomb

    Yes, I have been kicked in the "family jewels" many times before.

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    #4  Edited By Nettacki

    Yes, during karate class one time when I was 11. I was kicked so hard in the beginning of a sparring match that I was incapacitated immediately.

    Good thing I'm not sterile right?

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    #5  Edited By wefwefasdf

    We used to have this girl on my martial arts team I had to spar with. We gave her a nutcracker for Christmas... can you guess why?

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    #6  Edited By raven_squad

    Yes, multiple times. I've also been hit in the groin by a baseball. A very fast moving baseball....

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    #7  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

    If you haven't been kicked in the bollocks, you haven't lived.

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    #8  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator

    If you haven't been kicked in the bollocks, you haven't lived.

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    #9  Edited By StarFoxA
    MattyFTM said:
    "If you haven't been kicked in the bollocks, you haven't lived."
    So you're saying it's a good experience?
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    #10  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator
    StarFoxA said:
    "MattyFTM said:
    "If you haven't been kicked in the bollocks, you haven't lived."
    So you're saying it's a good experience?"
    No, but it's an experience every male must go through before they can be officially designated as alive.
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    #11  Edited By TheGreatGuero

    You know... I'm not really sure. Maybe when I was young. I've been hit in the nuts, but I don't know if I've ever been "kicked" there.

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    #12  Edited By MKHavoc

    Does a punch count?

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    #13  Edited By TheJollyRajah
    MattyFTM said:
    "If you haven't been kicked in the bollocks, you haven't lived."

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    #14  Edited By darkspirit138

    My brother chucked a cricket ball in my brussel sprouts and carrot before. Hes now playing for adults as a fast bowler.



    It hurt.

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    #15  Edited By Jayge_

    I've been hit by a football in the nads before (very hard), and for 2 straight years my little cousin decided it to play a game with me he often referred to as "Nut Shot", in which he would attempt to pound his fist into my groin every time he thought I wasn't being "constantly vigilant" (kid had a thing for harry potter and mad eye moody). I've also been kicked in the cajones. That said, no matter what a guy does, I'll never advocate for kicking him in the groin. Men who do say it's ok to kick someone in the groin have never been kicked hard enough in the groin, and women who do really just need to accept the fact that they have no idea what they're talking about.


    Upon reflection, if someone is raping you or assaulting you or robbing you, crush them. And if you couldn't tell, I've tried my best in this post to refer to testicles using as many different terms as I can think of off the top of my head.

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