Daily Dewmocracy! Have you ever been kicked in the groin?

Topic started by Dewmocracy on April 5, 2009. Last post by Jayge 10 months, 3 weeks ago.

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Yes! I'm lucky I'm not sterile!
Nope! I've managed to keep my jewels safe!

Post by Dewmocracy (68 posts) See mini bio

Daily Dewmocracy! Have you ever been hit in the groin? The balls? The nutsack? The family jewels? It hurts, doesn't it. Share your stories here, and don't forget about the poll! Those of you who selected "no," I envy you.

Also, isn't it cool that we have a "Crotch Damage" page?

Posted 11 months, 2 weeks ago

Post by Bigbombomb (329 posts) See mini bio 1138 ACH / 20989 P

Yes, I have been kicked in the "family jewels" many times before.

Posted 11 months, 2 weeks ago

Post by Nettacki (142 posts) See mini bio 181 ACH / 1710 P

Yes, during karate class one time when I was 11. I was kicked so hard in the beginning of a sparring match that I was incapacitated immediately.

Good thing I'm not sterile right?

Posted 11 months ago

Post by SpikeSpiegel (2,982 posts) See mini bio 470 ACH / 8020 P

We used to have this girl on my martial arts team I had to spar with. We gave her a nutcracker for Christmas... can you guess why?

Posted 11 months ago

Post by raven_squad (417 posts) See mini bio 56 ACH / 0 P

Yes, multiple times. I've also been hit in the groin by a baseball. A very fast moving baseball....

Posted 11 months ago

Post by MattyFTM (7,612 posts) See mini bio 783 ACH / 7845 P

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If you haven't been kicked in the bollocks, you haven't lived.

Posted 11 months ago

Post by MattyFTM (7,612 posts) See mini bio 783 ACH / 7845 P

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If you haven't been kicked in the bollocks, you haven't lived.

Posted 11 months ago

Post by StarFoxA (2,202 posts) See mini bio 1262 ACH / 22345 P

MattyFTM said:

"If you haven't been kicked in the bollocks, you haven't lived."

So you're saying it's a good experience?

Posted 11 months ago

Post by MattyFTM (7,612 posts) See mini bio 783 ACH / 7845 P

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StarFoxA said:

"MattyFTM said:
"If you haven't been kicked in the bollocks, you haven't lived."
So you're saying it's a good experience?"

No, but it's an experience every male must go through before they can be officially designated as alive.

Posted 11 months ago

Post by TheGreatGuero (4,109 posts) See mini bio 1426 ACH / 25411 P

You know... I'm not really sure. Maybe when I was young. I've been hit in the nuts, but I don't know if I've ever been "kicked" there.

Posted 11 months ago

Post by MKHavoc (918 posts) See mini bio 1354 ACH / 25900 P

Does a punch count?

Posted 11 months ago

Post by TheJollyRajah (1,111 posts) See mini bio 191 ACH / 2795 P

MattyFTM said:

"If you haven't been kicked in the bollocks, you haven't lived."

Posted 11 months ago

Post by darkspirit138 (297 posts) See mini bio 11 ACH / 180 P

My brother chucked a cricket ball in my brussel sprouts and carrot before. Hes now playing for adults as a fast bowler.

It hurt.

Posted 10 months, 3 weeks ago

Post by Jayge (9,082 posts) See mini bio 973 ACH / 16515 P

I've been hit by a football in the nads before (very hard), and for 2 straight years my little cousin decided it to play a game with me he often referred to as "Nut Shot", in which he would attempt to pound his fist into my groin every time he thought I wasn't being "constantly vigilant" (kid had a thing for harry potter and mad eye moody). I've also been kicked in the cajones. That said, no matter what a guy does, I'll never advocate for kicking him in the groin. Men who do say it's ok to kick someone in the groin have never been kicked hard enough in the groin, and women who do really just need to accept the fact that they have no idea what they're talking about.

Upon reflection, if someone is raping you or assaulting you or robbing you, crush them. And if you couldn't tell, I've tried my best in this post to refer to testicles using as many different terms as I can think of off the top of my head.

Edited 10 months, 3 weeks ago

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	StarFoxA 1 posts
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