Seriously this song is a pain in the ass. I generally do OK on most everything else but this one and it's vague dance cards are definitely a sore spot. It's pretty sad when you start going online to look for HOWTO's on some of the moves. 
This is the last track standing in my way to the grand finale and E.L.L.I.O.T

At first I thought the "Jerk Can Go To Hell" was a dance move. I am disappointed.

I just played this song for the first time and quite enjoyed it. I didn't have much trouble with it. I had a lot more trouble with Pon de Replay or whatever that Rihanna song is called.

There's something about Teach Me How to Jerk that makes you want to be good at it.
 
It gets stuck in your head and taunts you more than most.
I can't explain it, you can't either.
All you can do is admit it.

I just did.