A never ending nightmare of pain and death. It'll start out like this: Remember that one girl you had a crush on for the longest time? She was just so perfect, wasn't she? Yeah, her skin was a little pale, and she did have that Harry Potter "hogwarts" leather jacket, but let's face it, that jacket was sexy, just like her. You stare at her from time to time, realizing how much of a creeper you are. But come on, she's so beautiful, you know? You can't help it. That's what love at first sight is all about.
But you're nervous. You can't talk to her. What if she thinks you're a total psycho? What if she's seen you stare at her? First impressions are everything, and some jackass with a stoner stare isn't the most impressive thing in the world.
Then it hits you, she's out of your league. Yeah, she totally fits into that whole "geeky" girl scene, or so she looks. But, damn, she's so pretty, so goddamn pretty. There's no way in hell she's single. Yeah. She has a boyfriend. You don't need to see it for yourself because it's so glaringly obvious. So the woman of your dreams will just have to stay in the imagination compendium; Your mind.
The dreams, on the otherhand get a little... bizarre. I mean, to be attracted to someone as much as you are, of course you'll dream about her, being a young man and all. But the dreams aren't making sense. I mean, you meet her in a Walmart, and she's your girlfriend already. It's interesting to see that she has so much in common with you, but you probably already guessed that. But why are you at a theater? That's the bizarre part of it all. What's the point of being here? Was it the Hogwarts jacket, does that correlate to a movie, which is shown in theaters? But... This is a stage, for plays and live entertainment. Why here? Oh, an Avengers cast get-together? Samuel L. Jackson, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett Johanson, Robert Downey Jr, Jeremy Renner, Chris Evans. Yep, they are all here... But why?
I mean, yes, Robert Downey Jr is EASILY you're favorite actor, but can that be the reason he's here? And what about her? Is it some sort of special event? Well it must be, they're all sitting down and talking to you and her... Oh man, I bet you can't wait to talk to RDJ, can you? So many questions you want to ask, so much you want to know from the man himself. A truly great actor in your eyes, and a great man on top of that. It's such a vivid dream... You don't even realize it because everything is so real, like you can touch and feel everything as if you were there.
It's happening! Everyone is sharing their stories and now it's just down to the man himself. It's time for you to talk to your favorite actor; someone you've followed in the industry for the last decade. Someone who has inspired you to follow in his footsteps. Someone that taught you that when life is just too hard, and everything is going wrong, not to give up because everyone deserves a second chance. Oh boy! He's leaning over the table and he whispers "So, you want to know about the experiences I had, early in my career?"
Then your alarm goes off, because fuck you, Dark Souls isn't a kind or merciful God, you piece of shit. Now get the fuck back to dying. Oh, and welcome to hell, bitch.
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