keeps breathing fire on me and shit

Ha.

So take a hint and BURN.

Do like a tree and spontaneously combust into an inferno that will "leave" many acres of scorched earth.

Also, dragons A-Grade assholes. Remember Dragonheart? Sean Connery played the dragon, there's your proof. (Forgive me, Sean.)

Get under the bridge and then shoot its tail with a bow and arrow fifty or so times.  You'll get a dope sword.

I could understand the dragon breathing fire on you but a mixture of fire and shit, that is just uncalled for and just a little bit rude.

@Spoonman671 said:

Get under the bridge and then shoot its tail with a bow and arrow fifty or so times. You'll get a dope sword.

This. Oh and to get under the bridge without dying, run along the left edge until you get close and then dart down the stairs. You take less damage on the side of the fire than in the middle of the fire.

It's his bridge, man. Stop invading his privacy.

I am not a dragon damit!

@Godak said:

It's his bridge, man. Stop invading his privacy.

You can't, like, own a bridge, man!

All this stuff makes me want to go play Demons Souls..... but that game...... agh...... maybe I should restart with Dark Souls..

@DonChipotle said:

@Godak said:

It's his bridge, man. Stop invading his privacy.

You can't, like, own a bridge, man!

Whoa, hey! Man, what's with the hostility?

Let the dragon have his bridge. Man, it's all he has left since the misses died.

keeps breathing fire on me and shit