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    Darksiders

    Game » consists of 21 releases. Released Jan 05, 2010

    Developed by Vigil Games, Darksiders puts players in control of War, one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, as he attempts to find out who caused a premature Apocalypse while battling both Angels and Demons on a dead Earth.

    Unintentionally Phallic screenshot

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    #1  Edited By torus

    Is it just me, or do these screenshots (from Joystiq) look a bit suspect? 

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    #2  Edited By natetodamax

    I see a big dude holding a big sword.

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    #3  Edited By torus
    @natetodamax said:
    " I see a big dude holding a big sword. "
    *wink* *wink*
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    #4  Edited By PufferFiz

    it is just you

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    #6  Edited By torus
    @PufferFiz said:
    " it is just you "
    Well, this is embarrassing.
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    #7  Edited By trophyhunter

    so your like 12 years old right?

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    #8  Edited By Three0neFive
    @torus said:
    " @PufferFiz said:
    " it is just you "
    Well, this is embarrassing. "
    Don't worry, being gay is nothing to be ashamed of.
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    #9  Edited By Meowayne

    Nothing is ever unintentionally phallic.
     

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    #10  Edited By torus

    @Three0neFive said:
    " @torus said:
    " @PufferFiz said:
    " it is just you "
    Well, this is embarrassing. "
    Don't worry, being gay is nothing to be ashamed of. "

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    Oh you.
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    #11  Edited By Deusoma
    @PeasForFees: 
    Oversized swords are, and always have been, real. Key-shaped swords, on the other hand...
     
    ...wouldn't even work.
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    #12  Edited By ArchScabby

    Oh I get it..... you got problems?

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    #13  Edited By MistaSparkle
    @torus:
    And how would you hold a sword that big?
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    #14  Edited By citizenkane

    If you are teenage boy in the middle of puberty, I guess I can see where you are coming from.

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    #15  Edited By RiddleBrother

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    #16  Edited By zigaroo

     

    Dwight Schrute:Pam. You can draw, kind of. Why don't you work with phallus on drawing a picture of the exposer that I can post around the community.
    Pam Beesly:'Phallus'?
    Dwight Schrute:Phyllis. Sorry. I've got penises on the brain.
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    #17  Edited By MikkaQ

    OMG PENIS!

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    #18  Edited By jkz

    Sweetheart....you need to get some, because that's downright embarrassing.

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    #19  Edited By Seedofpower

    Man this thread made me laugh sooo  hard.
     
     
    Also, its all in your head. Speaking of head, if you go get some from a girl you will probably stop thinking of such things.

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    #20  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

    I think it's just you... Man, this is awkward.

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    #21  Edited By TheHBK

    That penis looks kinda sharp.  I wouldn't think about wrapping my lips around that if I were you bro.

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    #22  Edited By shirogane

    It took me getting halfway through this thread before realising what you were talking about, that should say enough?
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    #24  Edited By eroticfishcake

    Well someone's compensating for something...

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    #25  Edited By CharleyTony

    my guess have to be looking for it to see it without being told.
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    #26  Edited By DanielJW

    Yeah I wouldn't have seen that had you not told me what I was supposed to see.

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    #27  Edited By EvilTwin

    A dude holding a sword is like, 90% of all video game screenshots.

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    #28  Edited By Codariocalyx

    so...Unintentionally Phallic Screenshot huh...anyone else think thats a cool ass band name?
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    #29  Edited By Alexander

    Seek and ye shall find.

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    @RiddleBrother said:
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    The OP and this dude should hang out.
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    #31  Edited By ZmillA
    @Meowayne said:
    " Nothing is ever unintentionally phallic.
     
    "
    "Now excuse me while I fantasize about my mother"
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    #32  Edited By sjschmidt93
    There. Now it's intentionally phallic.
    There. Now it's intentionally phallic.
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    @zigaroo:
    I lol'd. 
     
    Oh man. That He-Man photo is priceless. 
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    #34  Edited By Alphiehyr
    @torus said:
    "
    @Three0neFive said:
    " @torus said:
    " @PufferFiz said:
    " it is just you "
    Well, this is embarrassing. "
    Don't worry, being gay is nothing to be ashamed of. "

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    Oh you. "
    Quite gay.
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    #35  Edited By OllyOxenFree
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    #36  Edited By BionicMonster

    Would you play the game if War had a tiny "sword"?

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