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Signature Intro's throughout the series

  • I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am Darkwing Duck.
  • "..." I am the batteries that are not included.
  • "..." I am the termite that devours your floorboards.
  • "..." I am... obviously out of my trademark blue smoke.
  • "..." I am the headache in the criminal mind.
  • "..." I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3am...
  • "..." I am the raspberry seed you can't floss out.
  • "..." I am the fingernail that scrapes the blackboard of your soul.
  • "..." I am the onion that stings in your eye.
  • "..." I am a special news bulletin that interrupts your favorite show.
  • "..." I am the scourge that pecks at your nightmares.
  • "..." I am the hairball that clogs your drains.
  • "..." I am the low ratings that cancel your program.
  • "..." I am the itch you cannot reach.
  • "..." I am the smoke that smokes Smoked Oysters.
  • "..." I am the ten dollar service charge on all returned checks.
  • "..." I am the jailer who throws away the key.
  • "..." I am the bubble gum that sticks in your hair.
  • "..." I am the auditor that wants to look at your books.
  • "..." I am the slug that slimes your Begonias.

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