Crush it this Valentine's Day by handing one of these babies to your crush.

Gallery

I'm not sorry.

Update: I added 4 more. One from suggestion.

Gallery

I've never wanted to be in second grade more than now.

These are awesome, I love them!

These are amazing.

I don't know why this exists, but I like that it does.

I'm going to print these out, and then send them to myself!

I've never felt more adored and more afraid.

Someone send Dave Lang one of those!

Some of those are pretty damn good, haha.

These are amazing, I can't decide which i like more

who am i kidding, the windjammers one is simply wonderfull

These are amaaaaaaaaaaaazing

I choo-choo-choose all of these.

Thumbs up

Bullshit. Nothing can rate higher than 5 Raid 2's out of 5 other than the Raid 2.

I love each and every one of these.

These are now featured on the front page of this here web site.

These are great, now if only I had someone to give these to. Haha ah... sigh.

Lang needs to print these out and give them to his staff. Or family. Or John Drake.

Sweet, can't wait to give these to my girlfriend!!

Honey I got you a.... Honey? OH MY GOD HONEY, YOU'RE BLIND!!

*Phew* The googly eyes just fell off the bucket.

This is amazing. I only wish i could give these to someone who would understand these

The hitpoints one is my favourite reference of all of them.

A little disappointed that there are no references to getting bopped, or fucked boi.

I don't have anyone to give these wonderful cards to this year. Now I feel ja-lonely.

What? No crude sex/genitalia jokes?

DISAPPOINTMENT.

Ok all people be prepared for Valentines from me. If the girl doesn't like it I don't want to know her.

@bisonhero: I... I know I typed one out...did I just forget to save it?

Well, that's two I gotta add then.

If you're looking down here, you should look up top. I added 4 more.

Brilliant, I think this image could be of use here too :

@lcom: Minor suggestion: for the "ultra combo" one, may I suggest that on "ULTRAAAAA", the As just trail off the right side of the card forever. 6 As doesn't seem like enough. Maybe have the final A be half cut-off by the edge of the picture, implying that the As just trail off indefinitely.

Totally using the Hype Train one. Thanks @lcom!

@sessh: Fuck Dave Lang

I've been looking for a good way to ensure that I never get a girlfriend. Dave Lang is sure to help! Thanks duder!

So god like.

Can't wait to print some of these out and give to my fiance for Valentines. Though she may no longer be my fiance after I do this.

@lcom: #TeamGetFreshBaber

This thread needs more Johnny V love.

Will you be mine to Disney Infinity and beyond, valentine?

@darling said:

Alright, that even confuses me. But, um... good.

Never Forget

Is it weird that I read the cards in Dave Langs voice?

@darling said:

underrated post

You forgot the best picture.

This just depresses the fuck out of me that I'm not with a woman than can appreciate this shit.